Fink Outside the Box
on August 8, 2017
at 11:25 pm
OK, I lied. It just has a copy of my birth certificate and my passport, but I would totally use it for my celebrity-shaped dried meats.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
I had a piece of tofu that looked like Donald Trump. But someone told me all tofu looks like Donald Trump.
Don’t think you are supposed to store cash in one of those boxes, but they’re supposed to be private so who would know.
You could put a dead squirrel in there and see if it draws interest.
That would certainly draw MY interest.
Since when did the Euro become a sought-after currency?
The Euros are just a safety measure, the loaded luger ist the sought-after currency, obviously
Probably around the time that the value of the dollar started sinking?
Or when you can safely assume that you won’t be able to spend your dollars in the U.S.?
It’s always a good idea to blend in. And one way is to use the local currency.
Well then, if I understand you correctly, shouldn’t Bug keep a stack of Russian rubles rather than euros ? It’s what’s most likely to replace the dollar in the US, isn’t it ?
When you are an international secret spy that needs to be able to hightail it to some unnamed European country.
But they all have names and they are very insistent on that point.
There are even the ones that aren’t really countries like San Marino.
“See? I told you we should have brought Deutschmarks!”
Why do I believe that you actually have a piece of beef jerky in a safe deposit box?
The bandaged antennae scored a direct hit in my giggle box!