I used to work in a food processing plant that handled fresh produce. I have stories. So many stories.
I’d say one of the biggest differences between organic and conventional produce is that, when you are processing organic produce, you wash your hands /before/ you go to the bathroom.
High school biology lesson: when you have the choice between meat that is covered in flies and meat that isn’t, go for the bugged burger. Bugs know when meat is off.
I’ve pondered this myself… Beautiful “regular” celery is $.049, Ugly little wimpy “organic” celery is $4.49. So glad my wife loves beautiful celery! 馃槈
I don’t think this has been true in the last couple decades. Nowadays organic looks identical to non-organic, at least in grocery stores. Sometimes farmer’s market produce worse, but I wouldn’t rely on them telling the truth about organic vs non-organic at a stand at a farmer’s market.
I used to work in a food processing plant that handled fresh produce. I have stories. So many stories.
I’d say one of the biggest differences between organic and conventional produce is that, when you are processing organic produce, you wash your hands /before/ you go to the bathroom.
Since when does complaining about vegetables NOT lad to drawing Nazg没ls and Fell Beasts?
*lead
*led
*lead
*Pb
“Since when does it not LEAD”. Or “Since when HAS it not led”.
All the lighting in my house is done with leds.
lede
High school biology lesson: when you have the choice between meat that is covered in flies and meat that isn’t, go for the bugged burger. Bugs know when meat is off.
Forensic Anthropology lesson: flies are most attracted to *abandoned meat* in days 2-7, after putrefaction has started.
*polite euphemism*
I’ve pondered this myself… Beautiful “regular” celery is $.049, Ugly little wimpy “organic” celery is $4.49. So glad my wife loves beautiful celery! 馃槈
I can’t think of any action that /doesn’t/ lead to drawing a Nazg没ls riding a Fell Beast, at least, not if you’re doing it right.
That makes me wonder what the walls in your bedroom look like.
A study on internal anatomy?
An analogy: white blood cells are to Nazg没ls riding a Fell Beast as destroying bad bacteria is to said Nazg没ls destroying stuff with the Black speech
I don’t think this has been true in the last couple decades. Nowadays organic looks identical to non-organic, at least in grocery stores. Sometimes farmer’s market produce worse, but I wouldn’t rely on them telling the truth about organic vs non-organic at a stand at a farmer’s market.
Fell Bug is my favorite drawing of all.
But why did you not use the phrase, “from whence it came” ? Isn’t that sort of required in a LOTR reference involving carrying things to mount Dhoom?
Interesting tip: Artificial pesticides are designed to be safe for human consumption. Natural produce has no such limitation.
How about Zombies?
You probably shouldn’t eat zombies
Surely Mount Doom IS a magical compost heap?
Nope, volcano. Sorry :p
Black Speech isn’t a kind of dust, so I’m pretty sure you can’t crop dust with it 馃榾