Feeling Like the Butt of the Joke
on October 19, 2017
at 11:52 pm
Seems like diapers that my wife changes are just pee ones. All the diapers I change are poopy. Starting to feel like my daughter is doing this on purpose.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Of course she’s doing it on purpose! Wait’ll you see what she does to your car when she turns 18. She’s breaking you in easy.
Personally, I would hope she’d be potty trained by 18…
You’d hope, but if you’ve ever seen what adult women do to the women’s washroom in stores, you’d realize it’s false hope. Go ask a janitor what the score is for how many times they’ve had to wipe crap off the walls and ceilings of the men’s and women’s washrooms to keep score, usually it’s something like women 6 – men 0. As far as I’m aware, this is only a north american phenomenon, though.
I assure you it’s not just north american, but european as well. It is always fun to get the new girls at a music festival to clean the womens toilet. They think they are getting the easy job 😀
While I have no personal experience with this (I try to avoid public restrooms in general), I have heard the same here in Germany. When I did go to a men’s restroom, it was usually disgusting, but what I’ve heard about women’s ones… Let’s just say, it sounded a bit worse.
Also, thanks for the laugh, Jesen.
Déja poo like we’ve been here before, but hey, c’est la pee.
Nicely done!
*golf clap* *Murmurs of approval*
You know you brought yourself in a very dangerous position in panel 2? The fountain needs to be covered or you might end up with a wet yellow stomach, best case. 😀
The little bundles of joy [tm] are quite proficient at projectile ….. well pretty much anything ends up a projectile …. so always, always, use a blast shield if there is even the slightest hint of something going ballistic. [shudder]
The nice thing is that I have a daughter. I’ve heard that baby boys can really get some distance when they’re changed.
I have one of each and trust me when I say that as a baby, they both had sufficient pressure to hit a target at a 2 meter distance…
“Déja poo” is you at your finest Mr. Huber.
Crap. That’s what I was afraid of.
I am happy in the extreme to see that you hang your toilet paper (panel 3) correctly. Not like some Neanderthal. Also, if you are getting all the poopy diapers, I would be looking askance at my wife if I were you. I’m sure she’s got the “cleaning schedule” figured out and is timing things to work out to her benefit. I know I would!
Agree on both points. Loving the baby comics — best thing that could have happened to you, Adam! Looking forward to the next 20 years!
I’m pretty sure only psychopaths hang toilet paper the other way.
Technically it’d be sociopaths. The psychopaths don’t really care enough about other people to do so. The sociopaths do it to intentionally piss other people off over a perceived slight.
You have obviously never owned a cat. Trust me that is the WRONG way to hang the toilet paper roll. *sigh*
They definitely do it on purpose; my daughter saves most of her poopy diapers during the weekdays for grandma!
Remember stuff goes in one opening, and stuff comes out nine openings… sometimes all at once.
So Adam-bug has eyebrows, interesting!
All my bugs have eyebrows when they say something they’re unsure of.
Tale of Two Poops; just another reason to be a patreon.
Thank you Mrs. Bug. I know it must be hard work keeping both of them in line.
You do realize that your problem is a simple one to solve: stop wiping your own butt and you’ll be back to wiping just one.
1. True
2. Eew
Yeah, once the kids are potty trained it’s a huge relief. No buying diapers, no wiping other people’s butts, and you can finally get the smell of wipes out of the house….
Of course, making one of my kids pee in his own face was a pretty awesome moment in my life. 😀 I’m going to Hell, I know, but it was worth it! Little jerk was aiming for ME at the time…
The downside is that half or better of your conversations with your child becomes “Do you need to go potty? Why don’t you go try?”
Now the Dad jokes start
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deja%20poo
Hey, congrats.
“Deja poo” is freakin’ hilarious.
Baby bug snug in a rug.