Killer Cereal
on October 25, 2017
at 1:40 am
Thought about this yesterday when I poured the milk in my cereal and heard the baby cry. I left my cereal, but I made sure to tell my daughter that she’s lucky I love her.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
ew, crunchy cereal.
I think I saw that movie with Gene Autry.
Optimizing your marshmallow to oat ratio is really important.
I don’t think your friend understands the sacrifice you’re making.
I am ashamed to say that I haven’t eaten cereal in AGES. Not because there is something inherently wrong with not eating ceral, but because my reason for not eating cereal is simply my not eating breakfast. Thus, I am in an awkward situation where I can neither sympathize nor FAIL to sympathize.
I am not eating breakfast too but that’s not gonna stop me eating cereals as afternoon snack (and i DO call it breakfast even if it is 6pm 😀 )
I haven’t had cereal in 10 years… been eating mostly low-carb breakfast options… boring old bacon and eggs… every… single… day… I NEED some Cheerios!!!
I’m surprised that you didn’t go for the pun Cereal Killer.
The epicness of this comic should not be underestimated. Firstly, while reading this comic, I was eating Kix with fresh raspberries in it and trying to get the perfect berry-to-cereal ratio. Secondly, MUSHY CEREAL is the bane of all humanity. It is this, not global warming or zombies, which will be the downfall of all mankind. Lastly, I am guilty of eating like Bug–with chipmunk cheeks.
I find my willingness depends on the type of cereal. For example, corn flakes in milk have about 30 seconds before they go from al dente to soggy mass you’d find at the bottom of something called ‘the waste pond’. But Cheerios have a much longer bowl life, so I’d be more willing to help then.
But nothing, nothing would cause me to neglect the proper cereal to marshmallow ratio.
The term ‘bowl life’ scares me.
Oh, you big goof. We all know perfectly well that glasses bug ain’t your friend.
What about if your friend’s cereal is about to get soggy? Have a little sympathy, man!
Dude Bug doesn’t even seem to realize he’s in danger, so it’s all good. Finish your Frosted Flakes.
My mom always times it so she asks for my help *right* after I pour my milk.
I’d say having a crocodile chewing on your arm isn’t that major, provided it’s a small one. Any crocodile less than five feet long is really just a minor annoyance.
…I guess I am weird in that I wait for my cereal to get soggy. I like it saturated and soft.
I’m one of those people who pick out all the marshmallows when eating Lucky Charms. However, once I pick them out I put them to the side until I finish eating the oats so that in the end I can just cram my face with nothing but a huge mass of marshmallows.