In my experience ghosts very much resemble their former life: Most of the time they have no idea what they’re doing, and when they do they’re acting egoistic. Just like normal people.
You know, if you do find a ghost accountant that doesn’t mind doing your taxes. All that is going to do is cause everybody to want to come over to your house every april and borrow your ghost to do their taxes as well.
What if you found a ghost babysitter? It’s 3 am, the baby is crying. Then next thing you know, the baby gets real quiet because the ghost has decided to take care of the baby for you.
When I was a kid a ghost once played an organ while I was in the room. It was really, really weird, but I figured it wasn’t like it was hurting anything, and it wasn’t a bad song.
Have you ever watched a video of somebody doing something poorly and all you can do is yell at the screen in frustration? That’s what ghosts have to put up with. That and they were promised heaven and instead got to watch people touch their stuff for all eternity.
I have discovered a serious problem that needs to be fixed immediately. In https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/you-can-never-be-too-rich/, you’ve written “Withdrawl” instead of “Withdrawal”. Quickly, solve it before your wife finds out and starts the divorce papers!
Me:”800! Is that my new credit score?”
Ghost: “Pfffft,God no. No, no, nonono. It’s how much you have to pay the irs monthly. It’s a Ghost Tax”
In my experience ghosts very much resemble their former life: Most of the time they have no idea what they’re doing, and when they do they’re acting egoistic. Just like normal people.
Why would a ghost do your tax? Death duties?
You know, if you do find a ghost accountant that doesn’t mind doing your taxes. All that is going to do is cause everybody to want to come over to your house every april and borrow your ghost to do their taxes as well.
What if you found a ghost babysitter? It’s 3 am, the baby is crying. Then next thing you know, the baby gets real quiet because the ghost has decided to take care of the baby for you.
That would make me worried the baby has been kidnapped or possibly suffocated.
Some light dusting would make your house look less haunted so to speak.
Of course ghosts are asseholes. You’re in *their* house and you threw away all their stuff.
When I was a kid a ghost once played an organ while I was in the room. It was really, really weird, but I figured it wasn’t like it was hurting anything, and it wasn’t a bad song.
Have you ever watched a video of somebody doing something poorly and all you can do is yell at the screen in frustration? That’s what ghosts have to put up with. That and they were promised heaven and instead got to watch people touch their stuff for all eternity.
I have discovered a serious problem that needs to be fixed immediately. In https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/you-can-never-be-too-rich/, you’ve written “Withdrawl” instead of “Withdrawal”. Quickly, solve it before your wife finds out and starts the divorce papers!