It’s only after my second cup that I realize I’m standing in front of my living room window in just my underwear.
It was a much darker and less amusing comic when I read “incubator” as “incinerator”.
Of course, on re-reading, realizing my mistake made the actual punchline ten times funnier. But that was a deeply disturbing moment.
Which manual? The one describing your microwave oven or the one that came with your baby?
Your baby came with an actual manual or a sales brochure for accessories masquerading as a user guide?
Babies don’t come with manuals. That’s half the problem.
Shush! We didn’t have to tell Adam, did we!?
We could’ve sent him around the house for hours looking for his daughters manual! Now you spoiled it.
Come on man, “bun in the oven” is supposed to be a metaphor.
I’m surprised so many people have babies that survive to toddlerhood for making the parents SO sleep deprived.
The result of quantum mechanics is actually 4.
Damn! Forgot to carry the two.
Oh, you never understood quantum mechanics, you big liar.
There is a car manufacturer named Quantum so Adam could have a Quantum mechanic.
But he might not understand him either.
Oh, I remember those days. They get better. Soon she’ll be big enough that you think she can sleep by herself. And she will realize that there are markers. And walls. And toilets. And floors. And ceilings. And siblings. And…..
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
*NAME
*EMAIL — Get a Gravatar
Website URL
It was a much darker and less amusing comic when I read “incubator” as “incinerator”.
Of course, on re-reading, realizing my mistake made the actual punchline ten times funnier. But that was a deeply disturbing moment.
Which manual? The one describing your microwave oven or the one that came with your baby?
Your baby came with an actual manual or a sales brochure for accessories masquerading as a user guide?
Babies don’t come with manuals. That’s half the problem.
Shush! We didn’t have to tell Adam, did we!?
We could’ve sent him around the house for hours looking for his daughters manual! Now you spoiled it.
Come on man, “bun in the oven” is supposed to be a metaphor.
I’m surprised so many people have babies that survive to toddlerhood for making the parents SO sleep deprived.
The result of quantum mechanics is actually 4.
Damn! Forgot to carry the two.
Oh, you never understood quantum mechanics, you big liar.
There is a car manufacturer named Quantum so Adam could have a Quantum mechanic.
But he might not understand him either.
Oh, I remember those days. They get better. Soon she’ll be big enough that you think she can sleep by herself. And she will realize that there are markers. And walls. And toilets. And floors. And ceilings. And siblings. And…..