How in the world can a freshly minted, sleep-deprived father generate enough energy to even think about participating in one of those events? One would think that the mere thought of multiplying one’s offspring ten-fold would quell this sort of nonsense.
– Isn’t your time for orgies over? Now that you’re a dad and such?
– Actually I was pondering the same already and didn’t come up with an idea yet. Hope you’re helping with this.
– Most definitely I won’t ask anybody at work to take part! Eeew!
You’re never too old, or too parent, to enjoy an orgy. It’s just like getting a babysitter for any other night on the town – as long as you’re not hosting it at your house that is. 🙂
There’s also having your kid(s) spend the night at the grandparents’ house or whatever. Best case would be that the popular kid with the unattractive parents has a sleepover birthday party for everybody, and the rest of the parents could get together THAT night.
Reminds me of the lyrics to Bentley Jones’ “Swing, Baby!”
/It’s just inevitability/
/Flying all around with your special agility/
/Breaking hearts like a bit liability/
/Oh baby, I was never interested in trilogy/
You really think the guy in the fourth panel is weird? I mean, okay, I agree with that, but gee… What kind of people do you think will even join an orgy in the first place?
You post about it in the apropriate forum or approach the right people at a club.
(Or just join in one that is announced and invite people you know for the first one you host)
Or you just make sure iit is a hot girl issuing it.
However do expect less than 30% of the people signing up to actually show up.
(Actually is commonly set up and discussed at a forum I frequent).
And for the whip – if you want to be truly evil use ginger instead 🙂
You are the only person I can think of that can make this sort of thing funny.
You possess a truly amazing yet horrifying gift.
Haha! Thanks, I think.
Well, there’s always Oglaf…
How in the world can a freshly minted, sleep-deprived father generate enough energy to even think about participating in one of those events? One would think that the mere thought of multiplying one’s offspring ten-fold would quell this sort of nonsense.
those are the key words: “Sleep DEPRIVED”… you would be AMAZED at how silly things get when you are zoned out: half awake, half asleep…
I …. don’t even know where to begin:
– Isn’t your time for orgies over? Now that you’re a dad and such?
– Actually I was pondering the same already and didn’t come up with an idea yet. Hope you’re helping with this.
– Most definitely I won’t ask anybody at work to take part! Eeew!
You’re never too old, or too parent, to enjoy an orgy. It’s just like getting a babysitter for any other night on the town – as long as you’re not hosting it at your house that is. 🙂
There’s also having your kid(s) spend the night at the grandparents’ house or whatever. Best case would be that the popular kid with the unattractive parents has a sleepover birthday party for everybody, and the rest of the parents could get together THAT night.
Having seen Thor:Ragnarok recently, all I can say is “don’t host it in/on a mode of transportation” and hope you get the joke.
I do get the joke. Loved that movie!
Weirdly coincidental that this went up the same day EnnuiGo did a strip about Orgies…? Adam, are we being trolled? http://ennuigo.smackjeeves.com/comics/2528606/orgies/
oh, come ON, people!…
THREE strips on orgies… THREE?….
Hello? Hello?
He’s writing a TRILORGY!
Go. Just go.
How did I not see that?
Reminds me of the lyrics to Bentley Jones’ “Swing, Baby!”
/It’s just inevitability/
/Flying all around with your special agility/
/Breaking hearts like a bit liability/
/Oh baby, I was never interested in trilogy/
Regarding panel 2: I’d ask in an adult store if they have invites like that. The standard supermarket won’t be able to process your request.
You’re doing two more of these… orgies? Or strips? >_>
You really think the guy in the fourth panel is weird? I mean, okay, I agree with that, but gee… What kind of people do you think will even join an orgy in the first place?
That’s not about orgies — that’s about Craigslist. You’ve got the same chance of that guy showing up to buy your old sofa.
Ahh. Yes, that indeed makes sense.
ORGY WEEK!!!!
…why does this sound like you’re speaking from experience?
Is it just me, or do all those cards have faces? Some of them seem to be singing!
You post about it in the apropriate forum or approach the right people at a club.
(Or just join in one that is announced and invite people you know for the first one you host)
Or you just make sure iit is a hot girl issuing it.
However do expect less than 30% of the people signing up to actually show up.
(Actually is commonly set up and discussed at a forum I frequent).
And for the whip – if you want to be truly evil use ginger instead 🙂
The really scary thing? I actually know the answer to this one. Turns out there’s a Facebook of perverts. Well, multiple, but one seems to dominate.
Pun intended?
Happy accident. 😀