As long as you’re not wearing “The Cruel Shoes”, people will look at you less in the ER. Now there’s an old Steve Martin reference. 😉
I actually used to work for a guy named Steve Martin. The urge to make smart-ass comments was overwhelming sometimes. Even worse, he had no sense of humour, and wouldn’t have gotten references to the classic stuff from his albums.
I feel a strange sadness when “shot with an arrow” equates to “look like a dork”. Used to be, if you were hit with an arrow and were well enough to enlist someone’s medical aid yourself, you were the biggest badass this side of the Styx. Arrow wounds aren’t to be taken as lightly as fiction makes you think.
Can’t speak from experience, but I’d have thought the worst part of being shot with an arrow was having the arrow pulled back out, one way or the other. Ditto with spears, only the hole is bigger.
Dude, you have NO IDEA about mead! There’s this sediment at the bottom of some bottles, and….let’s just say that it’s a really really really bad idea to drink it. Unfortunately, after a bottle or two you don’t remember that!
I’m having trouble with the zombie identification process here for the tracker. On the one hand, arrow shots to the heart tend to be fatal. On the other, there is a very distinctive style in which zombies are drawn in this comic, which is not displayed here, but he could be in the early stages. What do you guys think? Zombie or not?
Which reminds me; why are Ren Faire Calle drhis way if they’re clearly depictions of medieval times? A true “Renaissance fair” should be full with fluffy pantaloons, feathered hats and muskets.
As long as you’re not wearing “The Cruel Shoes”, people will look at you less in the ER. Now there’s an old Steve Martin reference. 😉
I actually used to work for a guy named Steve Martin. The urge to make smart-ass comments was overwhelming sometimes. Even worse, he had no sense of humour, and wouldn’t have gotten references to the classic stuff from his albums.
I feel a strange sadness when “shot with an arrow” equates to “look like a dork”. Used to be, if you were hit with an arrow and were well enough to enlist someone’s medical aid yourself, you were the biggest badass this side of the Styx. Arrow wounds aren’t to be taken as lightly as fiction makes you think.
I take it you are speaking from experience?
I know what you mean. I mean, look at me. I used to be an adventurer — then I took an arrow to the knee.
I was looking for this comment and was not dissapointed
Just couldn’t resist, could you? 😉
SOMEONE was gonna do it — might as well be me.
I just knew this comment was coming. Glad it came from a regular.
You know, if you’ve got the aptitude, you should join the Mages’ Guild in Winterhold.
Can’t speak from experience, but I’d have thought the worst part of being shot with an arrow was having the arrow pulled back out, one way or the other. Ditto with spears, only the hole is bigger.
You cannot pull an arrow back out, you have to push it through, or if it isn’t a through shot, cut the wound larger to remove it.
Dude, you have NO IDEA about mead! There’s this sediment at the bottom of some bottles, and….let’s just say that it’s a really really really bad idea to drink it. Unfortunately, after a bottle or two you don’t remember that!
In my Great Mead, it is just honey that fell out of solution. Completely safe. Otherwise, people are obviously not racking their mead properly.
I’m having trouble with the zombie identification process here for the tracker. On the one hand, arrow shots to the heart tend to be fatal. On the other, there is a very distinctive style in which zombies are drawn in this comic, which is not displayed here, but he could be in the early stages. What do you guys think? Zombie or not?
Nope, no zombie; these Bugs seem to survive fatal wounds (p.e. also in the second panel of https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/doctor-who-cares/).
They put the archery range between the bar and the port-a-potties? Not that’s just mean.
Well excuuuuuuuse me!!!
This is how you avoid looking like a dork while shot with an arrow:
https://notalwaysright.com/humor-straight-arrow/100154/
OMG! Have you been reading my paramedic diary!?
Which reminds me; why are Ren Faire Calle drhis way if they’re clearly depictions of medieval times? A true “Renaissance fair” should be full with fluffy pantaloons, feathered hats and muskets.