Aren’t you setting your goal a bit too high?
What if you didn’t go shopping for groceries but snickers instead? At least Pizza? There’s such a lot of unhealthy food out there, you shouldn’t be forced to choose between crackers and groceries.
I think in the standard jail economy, stabbing someone is no less uncommon than an exchange in regular economy. But like you, I have no firsthand experience with the matter.
Some say plain saltines improve if you add ready-to-spread frosting. If you have only three edible (sort of) items in your house, those are probably two of them.
If you’re starving because your too lazy to shop, try ordering pizza delivery. Or does your laziness include being too lazy to even used a phone? Which is in your pocket. Probably closer than your pantry, or wherever you keep your crackers.
On the positive side of things, in roughly 16 years, your kid will be driving and you can send her to the store!
I think tortilla chips might also qualify as saltine crackers.
Also, 36 and 37? Why? I’m going to be up all night again trying to figure that out. Weight of a Snickers bar? Number of bars in a countertop box? Number of hours Adam can go without one before committing a crime? Distance Adam would travel to hunt down a Snickers bar, in degrees latitude? The number of rice crackers you need to eat to ingest the recommended daily intake of iron? What!?
Well I know *that*. The ‘people in jail’ kinda gave that away. But why those exact numbers, and not, say, 41 and 43? Or 24 and 25? 99 and 98? That I would understand. This is just plain torture.
I like saltine crackers. Not too many of them, but I like salty, crunchy things.
They’re especially good if you put approximately half a piece of salami on top. Somehow makes even more crumbs, but good.
Really, what were you thinking back when you actually went shopping and got plain crackers? I suppose you could buy some and use when you eat them as an indicator of when you really ought to go shopping.
Although I have on occasion run out of food (that could be turned into a meal) and eaten a thawing sheet of pastry.
Aren’t you setting your goal a bit too high?
What if you didn’t go shopping for groceries but snickers instead? At least Pizza? There’s such a lot of unhealthy food out there, you shouldn’t be forced to choose between crackers and groceries.
I think in the standard jail economy, stabbing someone is no less uncommon than an exchange in regular economy. But like you, I have no firsthand experience with the matter.
I think the exchange rate is roughly one stab to a pack of smokes.
Some say plain saltines improve if you add ready-to-spread frosting. If you have only three edible (sort of) items in your house, those are probably two of them.
If you’re starving because your too lazy to shop, try ordering pizza delivery. Or does your laziness include being too lazy to even used a phone? Which is in your pocket. Probably closer than your pantry, or wherever you keep your crackers.
On the positive side of things, in roughly 16 years, your kid will be driving and you can send her to the store!
I think tortilla chips might also qualify as saltine crackers.
Also, 36 and 37? Why? I’m going to be up all night again trying to figure that out. Weight of a Snickers bar? Number of bars in a countertop box? Number of hours Adam can go without one before committing a crime? Distance Adam would travel to hunt down a Snickers bar, in degrees latitude? The number of rice crackers you need to eat to ingest the recommended daily intake of iron? What!?
Those are prison cells.
Well I know *that*. The ‘people in jail’ kinda gave that away. But why those exact numbers, and not, say, 41 and 43? Or 24 and 25? 99 and 98? That I would understand. This is just plain torture.
What, you never roll a d100 before?
I stabbed a guy for a Good & Plenty but oddly it wasn’t enough
He needed more stabbing?
I like saltine crackers. Not too many of them, but I like salty, crunchy things.
They’re especially good if you put approximately half a piece of salami on top. Somehow makes even more crumbs, but good.
Really, what were you thinking back when you actually went shopping and got plain crackers? I suppose you could buy some and use when you eat them as an indicator of when you really ought to go shopping.
Although I have on occasion run out of food (that could be turned into a meal) and eaten a thawing sheet of pastry.