Bug Martini

Discussion (23) ¬

1. 
   Jody

   January 26, 2010, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

   Line? I know not of this "line." Keep 'em coming.
2. 
   Marie

   February 26, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

   oh god so immature, so impossibly funny
3. 
   Amanda

   April 9, 2010, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

   Very Monty Python-esque. NOBODY expects the reverberating butt cheeks!
4. 
   Deth Invictus

   May 4, 2010, 5:32 am | # | Reply

   I am more worried that the victim seems the least worried out of the three in that final panel! 😉
5. 
   Murph

   May 6, 2010, 6:52 am | # | Reply

   Ok haha the last panel seriously looks like hes farting right on the dudes cock
6. 
   14lbBallsofLove

   May 8, 2010, 10:06 am | # | Reply

   I think the worst one is the sneeze. Especially when it comes from my best friends youngest daughter…BTW, Nothing offensive about the last panel.
7. 
   soylentgreenhouse

   June 15, 2010, 6:24 am | # | Reply

   Reverberating buttcheeks have been scientifically proven to cause professional panicking…
8. 
   Hyper Emerson

   September 16, 2010, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

   From sneezes and stinky feet to plastic bags and brooms.

   We sure came a long way in our torture methods.
9. 
   Jarek

   October 8, 2010, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

   i apologize but that is not his chest in the last panel… thats his crotch
10. 
    Jep

    October 25, 2010, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    in panel 3 it would work unless the person being tortured was a foot fetish.

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      ThorstenV

      September 20, 2015, 5:18 am | # | Reply

      All panels are just current trends in BDSM.
11. 
    Kelsar

    November 5, 2010, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    LOL!! I luvs it
12. 
    tanuj

    January 26, 2011, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    The line is a lie. Continue.
13. 
    sidehack

    February 1, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    So my friend ripped one in my truck last summer. Warm day, windows open, and I still felt the heat from his butt hitting me in the face. Taking that particular buttplosion sqare to the body might have been fatal.

    Keep up the good work.
14. 
    NeonF1sh

    February 1, 2011, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    Note to self: Next time I read this comic strip, try not to do it with a mouthful of food O_O
15. 
    jonnyb

    June 15, 2011, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4… THERE’S ONLY ONE SET OF FEET. WHERE DID HIS FEET GO.
16. 
    DOBs

    June 22, 2011, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    I really had to laugh at this one since I read it less than half an hour after coming out of the toilet at work where the farts of someone else using the facility vibrated my feet….
17. 
    Little Ghostee

    July 26, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Omg that las panel was hilarious Amazing job on it keep it up XD
18. 
    Izzie

    June 12, 2013, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    The last panel is the only known Bug panel/comic to make me laugh out loud.

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      Izzie

      February 6, 2014, 11:53 am | # | Reply

      Oh, and also, the first one is torture enough to me.
19. 
    Dragon352

    March 2, 2014, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    I would like to point out that in the last panel … between the two of them.. they only have one pair of legs
20. 
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson

    May 15, 2016, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    What do you call it when you waterboard a flaming stick?

    Torch-ure.
21. 
    Zinob

    June 2, 2017, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Speculative history presents:
    Early attempts at Torture
    —
    Narrator: Sneeze in the face.
    Interrogator Bug: Aa-Choo!
    Victim Bug: Eww, gross!
    —
    Narrator: Food odor in the nose.
    Interrogator Bug: Smell it! Smell my stiny feet!
    Victim Bug: Ugh, pungent.
    —
    Narrator: Rip one on the chest.
    Interrogator Bug: *Braaap!*
    Victim Bug: Aw, i can feel your but cheeks reverberating!