Separation of Church and Estate
on January 10, 2018
at 12:23 am
I don’t know about you, but whenever someone says “realtor” I always picture a woman wearing a blazer with big shoulder pads.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
As a general rule, only a carpenter lacking in humility or perfectly aware of his flaws would live in a home he hascompletely built himself, so I’m sure even a celebrity carpenter wouldn’t do anything worse than melt the living room.
I think I saw that episode of Fixer Upper that the owners had to deal with a melted living room. They had to rip it out and replsce the whole thing.
Was really expecting more people to take offense to that Assassin’s Creed reference.
They just need to bury a statue of St. Joseph (up side down) in the corner of the property. (At least that’s what my Catholic mother-in-law said).
Well, since he left suddenly, it’s probably fully furnished… lots of wine in the wine cellar… a donkey in the driveway… hotline to heaven… 12 built-in fishing buddies. 😀
Yeah, but the house in incredibly cluttered since Jesus saves everything.
Maybe that’s why everyone is asking if you’ve found Jesus, they want him to come get his stuff.
Now im imagining his 12 friends all huddled around his living room debating what to do with all his stuff. Peridically going do you want this? Nah, toss it. Nobody needs that. Why would he keep that?
Actually, the Marys would organize a garage sale. 🙂
Would it ruin the joke to say he probably didn’t have a house? *shrugs* It must be said anyway.
2nd Panel. Is that Jesus still on the cross? Jeez, at least wait until he’s buried before you sell the man’s stuff. Rude.
But, if they don’t finalize the sale ASAP, what happens when Jesus rises from the dead?
Adam, I don’t know if you’re going to Hell in gasoline boxers, but you have thoughts that are probably unique on the planet. At least I sometimes hope so. Keep it up.
The comedy show “Kids In The Hall” did a sketch about Jesus being a lackluster carpenter.
Jesus was proven to be a bad carpenter decades ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0
Are they on Earth or Tattooine? Do Jawas even buy houses?