Norway beats us black and blue in winter medals per capita, and we aren’t bombing them… yet.
As for performance-reducing drugs, we could adapt Robin Williams’ suggestion: have them smoke dope, and then *don’t* put chocolate and munchies at the finish line.
Speaking of Robin Williams, I cannot watch luge without thinking of his description: “I want to dress up like a sperm, stick an ice skate up my ass, and go 90 miles an hour balls-first down an ice chute. Yes, that would be fun! — How will you steer? — I will do Kegels!”
Norway was in fact bombed by the Allies during WWII, during the Nazi occupation. Those bombing raids were conducted against Nazi assets for the most part (ships, for example), and industries that could be used by the Nazis for their war effort.
I mean, the Netherlands have more medals than the US. The Dutch! And they don’t even have mountains! Their highest hill is 300 meters! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaalserberg
Norway beats us black and blue in winter medals per capita, and we aren’t bombing them… yet.
As for performance-reducing drugs, we could adapt Robin Williams’ suggestion: have them smoke dope, and then *don’t* put chocolate and munchies at the finish line.
Speaking of Robin Williams, I cannot watch luge without thinking of his description: “I want to dress up like a sperm, stick an ice skate up my ass, and go 90 miles an hour balls-first down an ice chute. Yes, that would be fun! — How will you steer? — I will do Kegels!”
Norway was in fact bombed by the Allies during WWII, during the Nazi occupation. Those bombing raids were conducted against Nazi assets for the most part (ships, for example), and industries that could be used by the Nazis for their war effort.
Luckily, the US is not even in the Top 3: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/sports/olympics/medal-count-results-schedule.html
I mean, the Netherlands have more medals than the US. The Dutch! And they don’t even have mountains! Their highest hill is 300 meters! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaalserberg
It’s called “-berg” (mountain) for a reason.
I’m sure there’s a reason, but nobody knows what it is. I mean, come on, it’s a glorified speed bump.
By that logic, Facebook was created by a mountain of sugar 😉
And don’t we know it! See https://mashable.com/2018/02/10/the-netherlands-troll-trump-2018-olympic-games/#wXY9cGUI8mqh. Five golds out of five on the long track events so far. Press here is insanely worried that skating will be abolished since the Dutch are the only ones that are any good.
But they have to share it with two other countries!
In your defense, success is never as amusing as failure, and if it’s your own country failing you don’t look like an ass for laughing at them.