In the heavens, you will also see all the people who you provided small contributions to that turned them into low-key great successes, and the people whose days you made with little smiles and compliments.
In Heaven, your cellphone is always on silent when you need it to be. Also it never runs out of charge and you always hear it ringing when you’re waiting on an important call.
In Hell, your cellphone is always just about to die, and invariably runs out completely just before you can make it to a charger. Also, there is no silent mode, and no voice mail – it just rings until you pick up (even after it dies). Contrary to popular belief though, there are other incoming calls besides telemarketers. It’s just that the telemarketers ARE the important calls.
Love the slide projector!
and the chair – it’s probably hard
In the heavens, you will also see all the people who you provided small contributions to that turned them into low-key great successes, and the people whose days you made with little smiles and compliments.
That sounds very pleasant to watch.
What happens if your cell phone rings while you’re in heaven’s theatre?
In Heaven, your cellphone is always on silent when you need it to be. Also it never runs out of charge and you always hear it ringing when you’re waiting on an important call.
In Hell, your cellphone is always just about to die, and invariably runs out completely just before you can make it to a charger. Also, there is no silent mode, and no voice mail – it just rings until you pick up (even after it dies). Contrary to popular belief though, there are other incoming calls besides telemarketers. It’s just that the telemarketers ARE the important calls.
“Dill hole?” Never heard it before, but I like it!
You must be new here. An archive binge will serve you well.
Also adam has low self esteem so he thinks hes a huge uncordinated dork.
*uncoordinated