Y’know, getting them in is one thing; keeping them in while you waggle requires some talent. I don’t know if advertising a “professional asshole” would work better than “doofus”, but it would be a hell of a business card.
Adam is clearly now a card-carrying doofus. That is high-level professional level right there. Plus it’s the pay, baby. An amateur doofus does it for free.
Well, I don’t know if this or being hunted for sport is worse…
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/playing-the-chump-card/
Y’know, getting them in is one thing; keeping them in while you waggle requires some talent. I don’t know if advertising a “professional asshole” would work better than “doofus”, but it would be a hell of a business card.
you need to keep that.
What exactly makes you a “Professional” Doofus? What separates you from an amateur doofus?
Adam is clearly now a card-carrying doofus. That is high-level professional level right there. Plus it’s the pay, baby. An amateur doofus does it for free.