Adam, Adam, Adam; you’re just iving in the wrong place. Come to darkest Saskatchewan, attend a Roughriders football game, and wear your hollowed-out watermelon with Rider Pride, just all the other idi- er, foo- i mean male fans. And not a few female ones, I suspect.
i do this every summer with coconut shoulder pads
You seem oddly melon-choly about this.
Maybe he’s out of his gourd.
Oh, I’m sure he’ll rind his way back.
Maybe he’s got too much on his honeydew list.
Well now you gave me something else to be bummed out about when I get my mid-life crisis.
If you don’t feel like waiting for your mid-life crisis, you can have mine
How exactly does one have someone else’s mid-life crisis?
Adam, Adam, Adam; you’re just iving in the wrong place. Come to darkest Saskatchewan, attend a Roughriders football game, and wear your hollowed-out watermelon with Rider Pride, just all the other idi- er, foo- i mean male fans. And not a few female ones, I suspect.
As an addition to my comment about females and Rider Pride, I can only suggest that, if you are not a sports fan, you should NOT click on this link: http://www.leaderpost.com/sports/Photos+Weyburn+displays+Rider+pride/3364886/story.html . Also, do not click that link if there are impressionable children or adults present in the room.
I’m 25 and I have not hollowed out and wore a watermelon. I think it’s just you Adam.
You can do it now. Everyone’s insane in 2020!