This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.
I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.
The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful diarrhea! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!
You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful diarrhea”. It’s because normally, when one has diarrhea, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestive issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.
So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a restroom nearby.
(Is my comment getting filtered because of the word “d——-“? If that’s the case, here’s another attempt.)
This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.
I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.
The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful d——-! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!
You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful d——-“. It’s because normally, when one has d——-, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestion issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.
So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a nearby restroom.
If you’re trying to get out of going to work or if you you’re trying to go home early from work then having a bad case of the runs is an excellent way to do it.
This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.
I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.
The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful diarrhea! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!
You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful diarrhea”. It’s because normally, when one has diarrhea, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestive issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.
So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a restroom nearby.
(Is my comment getting filtered because of the word “d——-“? If that’s the case, here’s another attempt.)
This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I had an issue where my stomach didn’t feel quite right. I wasn’t nauseous — I just had a weird feeling in my digestive system. And my — uh — “number twos” were abnormally small and infrequent for a couple of weeks.
I mentioned this to my friend, who recommended that I drink prune juice to help the issue. So I did. When I got back from the store, I drank a tall glass of prune juice and… nothing happened.
The next day, when I got back home, I drank another tall glass of prune juice. As I rinsed off the glass in the sink, all of a sudden I got the feeling that I had to go, and fast. I ran to the bathroom, sat down, and… well… I had wonderful d——-! Over and over and over again, about seven times literally in one sitting!
You might wonder why I used the term “wonderful d——-“. It’s because normally, when one has d——-, they’re in a pretty bad mood or fairly ill. But that day I was purging myself of weeks of waste and — other than my digestion issue — I didn’t really feel that bad at all.
So my advice is, if you’re feeling blocked (you know what I mean), consider drinking some generous helpings of prune juice. Just make sure that for the next several days you have quick access to a nearby restroom.
Your mind is a weird place, Adam 😀
To be fair, AC is prohibitively expensive, and generic drugs are much cheaper. The diarrhea is just a bonus. Apparently. 🙂
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If you’re trying to get out of going to work or if you you’re trying to go home early from work then having a bad case of the runs is an excellent way to do it.
So… that would be a good case of the runs, then?
Except for the car upholstery and dry cleaning bills. >_<
Adam is right again.
No, Adam. We can’t all agree to this. On an unrelated note–I want my jeans back
I’m personally a fan of “the condition known as hot dog fingers”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o33tZfqF_M
Oh, sure. It’s all great till the hemorrhoids come in