Initially, swimming wasn’t conceived as a form of exercise. Proper swimming form just maximizes the chance that you’ll reach land before you run out of stamina. It just so happens that practicing proper swimming form is an effective calorie-burner.
Also, with proper -floating- form, you can stop swimming without risking death, at least in salt water.
Not? I need a better gym.
It makes me wonder what the inventors of swimming were thinking.
“…don’t drown don’t drown don’t drown…”
Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming.
I love it when comments build on Adam’s humor. Thanks J-L, dhusk, and Matt!
“Ugg run from saber-toothed tiger! ACH!!! UGG NO BREATH!!!! Bad fishy, no biting Ugg!!!!”
Initially, swimming wasn’t conceived as a form of exercise. Proper swimming form just maximizes the chance that you’ll reach land before you run out of stamina. It just so happens that practicing proper swimming form is an effective calorie-burner.
Also, with proper -floating- form, you can stop swimming without risking death, at least in salt water.
Wouldn’t it be the ‘Bullet-Riddled Buffalo’, to keep with the alliteration of Downward Dog?
“Bullet-Riddled Bug” would be better.
The Lüger. When you need to summarily execute someone while also looking dapper, accept no substitute.
Treadmills were invented as a torture device. I am not joking!