Dec 30 | Crappy New Year |
Dec 28 | Walkie Talkie Blockie |
Dec 26 | Free Patreon Comic! |
Dec 23 | Joined at the Zip |
Dec 21 | Keep Your Friends Close and Your Co-Workers Closer |
Dec 19 | Death Be Not Proud |
Dec 16 | Ctrl Alt Deceased |
Dec 14 | Bed Bath and Beyond Caring |
Dec 12 | My Life Is Going down the Tubes |
Dec 9 | Charity Case |
Dec 7 | Now Hear Me Out |
Dec 5 | Gas, Grass, or Crash |
Dec 2 | Clothes Bake the Man |
Nov 30 | Par for the Force |
Nov 28 | Lazy Like a Fox |
Nov 25 | That’s Music to My Fears |
Nov 23 | A Hair-Weather Friend |
Nov 21 | A Button for Punishment |
Nov 18 | Who’s Gonna Chide Your Child’s Courses |
Nov 16 | Up Ship Creek Without a Missile |
Nov 14 | You Might Take It with You |
Nov 10 | A Glitch in Time |
Nov 9 | Caste My Vote |
Nov 7 | Read It and Sleep |
Nov 4 | 30 Minutes or Your Mugging Is Free |
Nov 3 | All Work and No Lay |
Nov 2 | Better Luck Text Time |
Nov 1 | Big Fish in a Stall Pond |
Oct 31 | Phil the Void |
Oct 28 | My Fate is Sealed |
Oct 27 | Moody Two Shoes |
Oct 26 | As I Live and Seethe |
Oct 25 | To Smoke One’s Ego |
Oct 24 | A Card-Carrying Trembler |
Oct 21 | Friends in Low Places |
Oct 19 | Hide and God Seek |
Oct 19 | To Whom It May Concern |
Oct 18 | Evolution Not Found |
Oct 17 | A Bounce of Common Sense |
Oct 14 | No Sin off My Back |
Oct 13 | You Can’t Go Wrongo with a Bongo |
Oct 12 | There is No Loon |
Oct 11 | Skating on Old Ice |
Oct 10 | Couldn’t Flask for Anything More |
Oct 7 | Wax On, Backs Off |
Oct 6 | Ground Control to Employee Tom |
Oct 5 | Mind Your Massacres |
Oct 4 | Pope Springs Eternal |
Oct 3 | Crossword Puzzled |
Sep 30 | Finish on a High Gloat |
Sep 29 | Better Kim Than Me |
Sep 27 | Ornate Debate Mandate |
Sep 27 | Armageddon out of This Job |
Sep 26 | Whine and Dine |
Sep 23 | A Load Cough My Mind |
Sep 22 | X-Menthols |
Sep 21 | A Double-Padded Sword |
Sep 20 | Call of the Riled |
Sep 19 | Being Given the Finger |
Sep 16 | The Prime Respective |
Sep 15 | The Trouble with Co-Workers |
Sep 14 | Star Trek Poo the Crap of Khan |
Sep 13 | Set Phasers for Ambien |
Sep 12 | Star Trek’s Nemesis |
Sep 9 | Opportunity Knocks |
Sep 8 | Search Terms |
Sep 7 | The Great Indoors |
Sep 6 | Eat Your Words |
Sep 5 | Can’t Draw…Eating |
Sep 2 | Feeling Double Crossed |
Sep 1 | Semper Sci-Fi |
Aug 31 | Food for What Ails You |
Aug 30 | Housing Boom |
Aug 29 | No Use Crying Over Spilled Radishes |
Aug 26 | There Butt for the Grace of God |
Aug 25 | I Think Therefore I Dumb |
Aug 24 | The Least I Klan Do |
Aug 23 | You Say Potato, I Say Ned Beatty |
Aug 22 | Weeder Madness |
Aug 19 | Blacklisted Living |
Aug 18 | The Shoe is on the Other Fool |
Aug 17 | Live and Vet Die |
Aug 16 | Dressed For Success |
Aug 15 | The Bends Justify the Leans |
Aug 12 | Trial By Hire |
Aug 11 | Hanging My Head in Shame |
Aug 10 | Matters of the Voter-verse |
Aug 9 | Blow Dryers Blow |
Aug 8 | If Looks Could Grill |
Aug 5 | Lost in Vegetation |
Aug 4 | Hurling Up the Wrong Tree |
Aug 3 | All in a Day’s Lurk |
Aug 2 | Calling Your Buff |
Aug 1 | Doing Mow Harm than Good |
Jul 29 | Dumbass Definitions: Gallivant |
Jul 28 | Work Stinks |
Jul 27 | Poor Money Down the Drain |
Jul 26 | Raking in the Rash |
Jul 25 | Excess Baggage |
Jul 22 | There’s No Place Like Home |
Jul 21 | Close to Home |
Jul 20 | House of Cards |
Jul 19 | In the Poorhouse |
Jul 18 | House of Ill Repute |
Jul 15 | Obstruction of Just Us |
Jul 14 | You Say You Want an Evolution |
Jul 13 | Dishonesty is the Best Policy |
Jul 12 | If It Bleeds, I Leaves |
Jul 11 | Every Cloud has a Silver Lightning |
Jul 8 | Hello Darkness My Old Friend |
Jul 7 | Battle of the Bulge |
Jul 6 | The Art of Ditchcraft |
Jul 5 | Fright of the Lepus |
Jul 4 | Safety Burst |
Jul 1 | The Error of Bad News |
Jun 30 | Tooth Be Told |
Jun 29 | All’s Fair Between Love and Work |
Jun 28 | Hair My Grievances |
Jun 27 | I Saw Something Weird |
Jun 24 | Tardiness is Next to Godliness |
Jun 23 | Blame It on Rio |
Jun 22 | 404 Smile Not Found |
Jun 21 | A Fate Hearse Than Death |
Jun 20 | The Weight to a Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach |
Jun 16 | Goodbye Cruel World Wide Web |
Jun 15 | The Shorts End of the Stick |
Jun 15 | My Spiel on Glockenspiels |
Jun 14 | Sick of this Crap |
Jun 13 | The Stool of Card Knocks |
Jun 10 | Just the Q-Tip |
Jun 9 | Oh for Heist’s Sake |
Jun 8 | Take This Job and Hug It |
Jun 7 | My Ramcestor |
Jun 6 | A Bitter Bill to Swallow |
Jun 3 | Charity Ends At Home |
Jun 2 | Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked |
Jun 1 | Be Our Guest, Not Our Pest |
May 31 | Back Up Against the Wallet |
May 27 | Separate the Zen From the Boys |
May 26 | Persistence is Futile |
May 25 | New Home or Bust |
May 24 | All Addressed Up and Nowhere To Go |
May 23 | Sick to Death of Packing |
May 20 | All Hell Smoke Loose |
May 19 | Generation Vexed |
May 18 | Taking a Kid Nap |
May 17 | Don’t Drink and Coupon |
May 16 | The End of the Road |
May 12 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part V |
May 12 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part IV |
May 11 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part III |
May 10 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part II |
May 9 | The Empire Talks Smack |
May 6 | A Life Dwell Spent |
May 5 | The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Squeeze |
May 4 | Dead to Writes |
May 3 | At a Loss for Words |
May 2 | Mad Math: Beyond Numberdome |
Apr 29 | It’s All Run and Shames |
Apr 28 | Aghast Will and Testament |
Apr 27 | Nice Guys Fetish Last |
Apr 26 | No Such Thing as a Free Punch |
Apr 25 | Worth My Wait in Old |
Apr 22 | Take a Trip Down Gravity Lane |
Apr 21 | Bodies of Knowledge |
Apr 20 | The Doof is in the Pudding |
Apr 19 | The Book of Craig |
Apr 18 | Hair Apparent |
Apr 15 | The Math of Least Subsistence |
Apr 14 | 409 All the Time |
Apr 13 | One Man’s Boss is Another Man’s Bane |
Apr 12 | Electric Booga-Flu |
Apr 11 | A Pool and His Money are Soon Parted |
Apr 8 | Stall In a Day’s Work |
Apr 7 | When Weather Takes a Turn for the Verse |
Apr 6 | Virtual Fatality |
Apr 5 | Licensed to Baby |
Apr 4 | Nothing to Fear But Beer Itself |
Apr 1 | Invading Cattlemen and Native Americans |
Mar 31 | Venting Machine |
Mar 30 | Get Witch Quick |
Mar 29 | All Play and No Work |
Mar 28 | My Basket Case |
Mar 25 | Bystander in Chief |
Mar 24 | Derriere-Ware |
Mar 23 | Odor the Hill |
Mar 22 | Babble-Rouser |
Mar 21 | All’s Fair in Love and Gore |
Mar 18 | Guns Don’t Kill People, and Neither do Boomerangs |
Mar 17 | Sleep Me Off My Feet |
Mar 16 | Taste Not, Want Not |
Mar 15 | A Cite to Behold |
Mar 14 | Nose Love Lost |
Mar 11 | Death, Be Not Proud |
Mar 10 | No Ifs, Ands or Nuts |
Mar 9 | All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Woe |
Mar 8 | Dough Is Me |
Mar 7 | Smokey and the Fan-Twit |
Mar 4 | Little Toy Blue |
Mar 3 | Rough Love |
Mar 2 | Trunk For My Junk |
Mar 1 | Shoot First, Athos Questions Later |
Feb 29 | The Goobers are Fubared |
Feb 26 | A Hairy Situation |
Feb 25 | He Who Smelt it Dealt With It |
Feb 24 | Back to the Hipster |
Feb 23 | Two Shakes of a Band’s Fail |
Feb 22 | Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Grody |
Feb 19 | I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Nazis |
Feb 18 | I Bet She Did Nazi This One Coming |
Feb 17 | Glowers for Algernon |
Feb 16 | Thanks, But No Tanks |
Feb 15 | Fail to the Chief |
Feb 12 | Wake Up and Smell the Progress |
Feb 11 | Hollywood BlockFluster |
Feb 10 | You Give Litigation a Bad Name |
Feb 9 | Your Dress is as Good as Mine |
Feb 8 | My Drinking Problem |
Feb 5 | Be Still My Fleeting Smart |
Feb 4 | Living High On the Jog |
Feb 3 | Nothing But Skin and Phones |
Feb 2 | All Work and No Slay |
Feb 1 | Hate Love Relationship |
Jan 29 | The Matrix Trumpolutions |
Jan 28 | Desperate Times Call for Disparate Measures |
Jan 27 | Prenatal Envy |
Jan 26 | Has a Nice Sing To It |
Jan 25 | Settling For Catan |
Jan 21 | Bless This Stress |
Jan 20 | Pissed-tory |
Jan 19 | A Sad Skate of Affairs |
Jan 18 | Commandoze |
Jan 15 | And the Test is History |
Jan 14 | A Hardware Issue |
Jan 13 | A Coupon for Disaster |
Jan 12 | Special Defect |
Jan 11 | A Racist Against Time |
Jan 8 | A Day Late and a Nazi Short |
Jan 7 | All Work and No Stay |
Jan 6 | Creature from the Grey Lagoon |
Jan 5 | Predator Boned |
Jan 4 | Meters Never Prosper |
Jan 1 | Inebriation Vacation |
Dec 31 | New Year’s Eve Checklist |
Dec 30 | A Real Pain in the Check |
Dec 29 | Thought With My Pants Down |
Dec 28 | Regift of the Magi |
Dec 25 | I’ll Be Phone for Christmas |
Dec 24 | Society Anxiety |
Dec 23 | The Force Mistaken |
Dec 22 | Bindle of Joy |
Dec 21 | All Foot Strings Must Come to an End |
Dec 18 | Lewd Wig |
Dec 17 | Federal Bureau of Occupation |
Dec 16 | Adam’s Rib |
Dec 15 | Night of the Living Threads |
Dec 14 | On the Force Day of Christmas |
Dec 11 | The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways |
Dec 10 | I Stand Uncorrected |
Dec 9 | Port-A-Hostage |
Dec 8 | A Bed of Noses |
Dec 7 | A No-Skin Situation |
Dec 4 | Flyer Beware |
Dec 3 | I’m No Slouch |
Dec 2 | Don’t Spell the Beans |
Dec 1 | Nun of My Business |
Nov 30 | Does a Scientist Crap in the Woods? |
Nov 27 | Black Friday Fail |
Nov 26 | Yam Someone With Faint Glaze |
Nov 25 | Lights! Camera! Litigation! |
Nov 24 | That Not-So-Fashionable Feeling |
Nov 23 | Yawn of the Dead |
Nov 20 | My Sweat Peeve |
Nov 19 | You Decorated My Life |
Nov 18 | Kidnappers Ruin Everything |
Nov 17 | A Man of Few Passwords |
Nov 16 | Last Witch Effort |
Nov 12 | It Sands to Reason |
Nov 12 | To Make a Song Story Short |
Nov 11 | May the Best Man Twin |
Nov 10 | All Systems are Woe |
Nov 9 | Ball or Nothing |
Nov 6 | A Plight for Sore Eyes |
Nov 5 | Divide and Goner |
Nov 4 | Workin’ for the Klan |
Nov 3 | Marriage Disposal |
Nov 2 | It’s a Dirty Job, But Someone’s Gotta Poo It |
Oct 30 | The Tooth Fury |
Oct 29 | Trick or Treat or Thievery |
Oct 28 | The Friend is Not Mightier Than the Sword |
Oct 27 | A Sense of Misdirection |
Oct 26 | A Name Worse Than Death |
Oct 23 | No Dinero for Sombreros |
Oct 22 | All Work and No Fray |
Oct 21 | The Force Forsaken |
Oct 20 | You Just Can’t Outdo Bamboo |
Oct 19 | The Ends Justify the Beans |
Oct 16 | A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Deception Go Down |
Oct 15 | Eaters Always Prosper |
Oct 14 | Check Your Intellect Connection |
Oct 13 | The Spoiled of War |
Oct 12 | Fire Straits |
Oct 9 | Wake Up and Sell the Coffee |
Oct 8 | By Hook or By Cook |
Oct 7 | Letting Things Slide |
Oct 6 | Let the Hips Fall Where They May |
Oct 5 | On Your Park, Get Set, Blow |
Oct 2 | Winds of Change |
Oct 1 | Highway to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks |
Sep 30 | Mars, the Dead Planet |
Sep 29 | Beyond the Shadow of a Scout |
Sep 28 | Sad to the Bone |
Sep 25 | A Horse to be Reckoned With |
Sep 24 | A Glimmer of Pope |
Sep 23 | A Fragment of My Imagination |
Sep 22 | Dwell on Wheels |
Sep 21 | Dammit, Anime |
Sep 18 | The School of Hard Talks |
Sep 17 | Looks Like He Has France in His Plants |
Sep 16 | Different Smokes for Different Folks |
Sep 15 | Gruesome Yousome |
Sep 14 | A Farewell to Arms |
Sep 11 | Guest Cartoonist – Michael Witmer |
Sep 10 | Guest Cartoonist – Mary Varn |
Sep 9 | Guest Cartoonist – Lucas Turnbloom |
Sep 8 | Guest Cartoonist – John Sutton |
Sep 7 | Guest Cartoonist – Steve Ogden |
Sep 4 | Guest Cartoonist – Chris Hallbeck |
Sep 3 | Guest Cartoonist – Brad Guigar |
Sep 2 | Guest Cartoonist – Matt Forcum |
Sep 1 | Guest Cartoonist – J.R. Faulkner |
Aug 31 | Guest Cartoonist – Joel Duggan |
Aug 28 | Cash and Burn |
Aug 27 | Speaking the Flame Language |
Aug 26 | A Man’s Home is His Hassle |
Aug 25 | To Bring, Oar Not to Bring |
Aug 24 | Have Buns – Will Travel |
Aug 21 | No Rest Forum Wicked |
Aug 20 | The Wardrobe is Not Enough |
Aug 19 | Two Shades of Grey |
Aug 18 | Having a Financial Meltdown |
Aug 17 | This is Your Brain on Cthulhu |
Aug 14 | CEDs |
Aug 13 | Got My Mind on My Undies and My Undies On My Mind |
Aug 12 | Doctor Doomed |
Aug 11 | GPS Ninjagation |
Aug 10 | A Dip Off the Old Block |
Aug 7 | Working for the Mandroid |
Aug 6 | A Fowl Breeze |
Aug 5 | Jerk-ules |
Aug 4 | The Tao of Klutz |
Aug 3 | Drink and You’ll Miss It |
Jul 31 | Only the pennant man shall pass |
Jul 30 | The Road to Dumb is Paved with Good Interventions |
Jul 29 | Mouse of Cards |
Jul 28 | Weapon of Mass Abduction |
Jul 27 | Blind Justice |
Jul 24 | Blood Sport |
Jul 23 | Best Buyer Beware |
Jul 22 | Writer’s Blockhead |
Jul 21 | My Carbine Tis of Thee |
Jul 20 | Some Mound Advice |
Jul 17 | All Ark and No Blight |
Jul 16 | MMQ & A |
Jul 15 | Welcome Back, Berke |
Jul 14 | Now You’re Squeaking My Language |
Jul 13 | Truth is Stranger than Confection |
Jul 10 | Electric Boogaloo |
Jul 9 | Bless This (and Your) Mess |
Jul 8 | Survival of the Fastest |
Jul 7 | Tonight There’s Gonna Be a Failbreak |
Jul 6 | Fake a Hike |
Jul 2 | Red Asphalt, Redder Tape |
Jul 2 | A Bandana Republic |
Jul 1 | A Day Late and a Dolly Short |
Jun 30 | Dirty Pool |
Jun 29 | On My Last Legs |
Jun 26 | Prattle of the Sexes |
Jun 25 | No-It-All |
Jun 24 | Glaze be to God |
Jun 23 | The Phantom Presence |
Jun 22 | Trend It Like Beckham |
Jun 19 | Subliminal Visages |
Jun 18 | Hair to the Empire |
Jun 17 | Burden of Doof |
Jun 16 | Into Each Life Some Acid Rain Must Fall |
Jun 15 | Hey-La, My Girlfriend’s Back |
Jun 12 | Putting the Ass in Assassin |
Jun 11 | Baffled |
Jun 10 | All Warm and Scuzzy |
Jun 9 | A Mule and His Money are Soon Parted |
Jun 8 | A Matter of Strife and Death |
Jun 5 | The Misadventures of Miss Construe |
Jun 4 | Footloose and Fancy-Freak |
Jun 3 | Mad Max: Funky Road |
Jun 2 | The Maude Squad |
Jun 1 | Devil-May-Care |
May 29 | A Sign of Low Self-Esteem |
May 28 | The Hummus Telescope |
May 27 | Give War a Chance |
May 26 | Put the Park Before the Horse |
May 25 | Shake What Your Mobile Gave Ya |
May 22 | Kim Jong-Unbelievable |
May 21 | Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Feeble |
May 20 | Ring Around the Dopey |
May 19 | The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Gala |
May 18 | The Sixth Dense |
May 15 | Energy Deficient |
May 13 | Flask a Stupid Question |
May 13 | A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs – Part 2 |
May 12 | A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs |
May 11 | The Mother of All Hangovers |
May 8 | A New Dope – Part V |
May 7 | A New Dope – Part IV |
May 6 | A New Dope – Part III |
May 5 | A New Dope – Part II |
May 4 | A New Dope |
May 1 | No Manwich is an Island |
Apr 30 | Raiders of the Lost Dork |
Apr 29 | Date Minds Shrink Alike |
Apr 28 | A Foos and His Money Are Soon Parted |
Apr 27 | Bed-Snide Manner |
Apr 24 | Labor Pains |
Apr 23 | No, That’s a Moon |
Apr 22 | Thems Frighten Words |
Apr 21 | Bar-Be-You |
Apr 20 | Abra-car-dabra |
Apr 17 | It’s Up For Stabs |
Apr 15 | Dead Last Son of Krypton |
Apr 15 | Fail Mix |
Apr 14 | Ad Nauseam |
Apr 13 | Plights, Camera, Inaction |
Apr 10 | A Killer Cup of Coffee |
Apr 9 | Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’ |
Apr 8 | I Got a Drone to Pick |
Apr 7 | The Axeman Thumbeth |
Apr 6 | Come Hell or High Water |
Apr 3 | 28 Dates Later |
Apr 2 | Charity Balk |
Apr 1 | Sink or Swim |
Mar 31 | It’s Apathetic, Baby! |
Mar 30 | Girl Scout Crookies |
Mar 27 | Not-So-Evil Twin |
Mar 26 | Why I Love Switzerland |
Mar 25 | A Bun in the Microwave |
Mar 24 | Spring Forward, Fall Back |
Mar 23 | Way Down in Chokeomo |
Mar 20 | Filling Out Your Grocery Gist |
Mar 19 | Checkbook Yourself Before You Wreck Your Self-Esteem |
Mar 18 | Loss Word Puzzle |
Mar 17 | The Good, the Bad and the Oldie |
Mar 16 | No More Mr Knife Guy |
Mar 13 | Gleaming the Cubicle |
Mar 12 | Boob Noob |
Mar 11 | It’s Raining Brats and Fogs |
Mar 10 | Read My Lipids |
Mar 9 | Birthdaymas |
Mar 6 | Eavesflopper |
Mar 5 | Step in the Height Direction |
Mar 4 | Miff-Hanger |
Mar 3 | Ode to a Vulcan |
Mar 2 | An Act of Faith |
Feb 27 | Wicked Weather? We Work Wegardless |
Feb 26 | Nincompoop’s Noodle Nets Nothing |
Feb 25 | Sex Sells Substandard Stuff |
Feb 24 | Backseat Backstab Backfire |
Feb 23 | Kights, Kamera, Kaction! |
Feb 20 | The Eyes Roll For Thee |
Feb 19 | Toe the Line |
Feb 18 | I Am Not My Brother-In-Law’s Keeper |
Feb 17 | Like Poo Breeze in a Pod |
Feb 16 | A Date Worse Than Death |
Feb 13 | Beyond a Reasonable Scout |
Feb 12 | Like Staking Candy Into a Baby |
Feb 11 | O.S. to the O.R. Stat! |
Feb 10 | This Doofus Has Not Been Rated |
Feb 9 | The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question |
Feb 6 | Doughneto |
Feb 5 | The Butt Memo Joke |
Feb 4 | An End to Cartoon Violence |
Feb 3 | The Streets Will Run Red With Charity |
Feb 2 | Herd of Prey |
Jan 30 | Unhung Hero |
Jan 29 | Flew Kid on the Block |
Jan 28 | Bombs Away |
Jan 27 | If You Snow What’s Good For Ya’ |
Jan 26 | All Messiahs Must Die |
Jan 23 | The Public Opinion Strikes Back |
Jan 22 | Ain’t No Mountain Low Enough |
Jan 21 | A Dying Breed |
Jan 20 | Be Still My Heart |
Jan 19 | Money Mourning Quarterback |
Jan 16 | Public Idiot Number One |
Jan 15 | Pen-MAN-ship |
Jan 14 | Putting Your Best Foot Forward |
Jan 13 | Till Mauled Do We Part |
Jan 12 | Die Hard Without a Vengeance |
Jan 9 | Stand the Test of Whine |
Jan 8 | Keeping Abreast of Witches Issues |
Jan 7 | Mo Money, Mo Problems |
Jan 6 | Wuss in Boots |
Jan 5 | A Picture is Worth a Couple of Rooms |
Jan 2 | Shake It Off |
Jan 1 | The Final Resolution |
Dec 31 | Driving Me to Distraction |
Dec 30 | Pout at the Devil |
Dec 29 | The Sliding Male |
Dec 26 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 5 |
Dec 25 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 4 |
Dec 24 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 3 |
Dec 23 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 2 |
Dec 22 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 1 |
Dec 19 | Serf and Turf |
Dec 18 | I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa Claus |
Dec 17 | A Liberal Amount of Liberals |
Dec 16 | Hum Bug |
Dec 15 | Old Hitlers Die Hard |
Dec 12 | Smoke and Mirrors and Carnage |
Dec 11 | Moot From the Hip |
Dec 10 | Modest Max |
Dec 9 | Shot Through the Heart |
Dec 8 | Crime Scene Imagination |
Dec 5 | What We’ve Got Here is Failure to Communicate |
Dec 4 | The Craft of Unconditional Love |
Dec 3 | When the Hat Goes Gray, the Lice Will Play |
Dec 2 | The Blobby |
Dec 1 | Fine German Daftsmanship |
Nov 28 | One Step Forward, Two Steps on Your Back |
Nov 27 | Tryptopatsy |
Nov 26 | Stall From Grace |
Nov 25 | Horn of Empty |
Nov 24 | The True Meaning of Thanksgiving |
Nov 21 | Scared to Beth |
Nov 20 | Imbibe Goes Before a Fall |
Nov 19 | The Blind Leading the Signed |
Nov 18 | The Importance of Being Important |
Nov 17 | A Blitzkrieg of Buzzkills |
Nov 14 | Only the Lonely |
Nov 13 | Safety in Numbers |
Nov 12 | The Six Million Dollar Gran |
Nov 11 | Buh-Buh-Buh-Baaaa-Bah |
Nov 10 | Just Chillin’ |
Nov 7 | Playing Your Chump Card |
Nov 6 | A Bro-Win Situation |
Nov 5 | The Book of Joe |
Nov 4 | When Life Kicks You in the Lemons… |
Nov 3 | It’s My Party and I’ll Cro-Mag if I Want To |
Oct 31 | Trick or Eat |
Oct 30 | Trick or Geek |
Oct 29 | Sick of Work |
Oct 28 | Nice Work If You Can Garrote It |
Oct 27 | What I Hike About You |
Oct 24 | Perform Without a Net Worth |
Oct 23 | A Rude Forsakening |
Oct 22 | Ain’t it the Truth? |
Oct 21 | Level With Me Doc |
Oct 20 | Two Balls, No Strikes |
Oct 17 | Death Sentence |
Oct 16 | You Can’t Spell “Pandemic” Without “Panic” |
Oct 15 | Attract to the Future |
Oct 14 | Hanger-on |
Oct 13 | Gripe Dream |
Oct 10 | I, Object |
Oct 9 | A Chance of a Ghost |
Oct 8 | Commander in Grief |
Oct 7 | Kilo-Tots |
Oct 6 | Blinded by the Sight |
Oct 3 | PO’ed Box |
Oct 2 | The Ghost Wonderer |
Oct 1 | Child’s Pay |
Sep 30 | Snug as a Bug in a Rug |
Sep 29 | Hooked on a Reeling |
Sep 26 | The Tart Who Loved Me |
Sep 25 | One Step Forward, Two Steps Fat |
Sep 24 | Gall in the Family |
Sep 23 | Share the God, Spoil the Child |
Sep 22 | Don’t Shank My Chain |
Sep 19 | Show Off on the Wrong Foot |
Sep 18 | Fatgetfulness |
Sep 17 | The Eventual Frontier |
Sep 16 | In Other Words… |
Sep 15 | A Roomba With a View |
Sep 12 | Take a Break, Jake |
Sep 11 | Matters of the Universe |
Sep 10 | Doctor Who Cares |
Sep 9 | Rock and Roll Hoochie Ruse |
Sep 8 | Semper Wi-Fi |
Sep 5 | Lucky Harms |
Sep 4 | Age Before Booty |
Sep 3 | You Can Lead a Thief to Water… |
Sep 2 | Never Buy a Pygmy in a Poke |
Sep 1 | Summer Bummer – Part 2 |
Aug 29 | To Come Apartment at the Seams |
Aug 28 | Flora and Farta |
Aug 27 | Baby Showers Bring My Glowers |
Aug 26 | Ab Sense Makes the Heart Grow Fonder |
Aug 25 | On My World It Means Dope |
Aug 22 | Four Score and Seven Tests Ago |
Aug 21 | Give a Hoot by Shutting Up |
Aug 20 | Nice Enough Guys Finish Last |
Aug 19 | Eternal Sunshine of the Witless Mind |
Aug 18 | Making a Gas of You and Me |
Aug 15 | Mixed Feelings |
Aug 14 | No Sweat |
Aug 13 | Bruised Ego Trip |
Aug 12 | Rules of Enfangment |
Aug 11 | Gazed and Confused |
Aug 8 | Speak of the Devil |
Aug 7 | Makes Me Wanna Bury My Head in the Sand |
Aug 6 | Bro-Magnon Man |
Aug 5 | Dead Men Tell No Tweets |
Aug 4 | Birthday of the Living Dead |
Aug 1 | Bishop’s Gambit |
Jul 31 | Takes Chances with Wolves |
Jul 30 | Nuts and Dolts |
Jul 29 | I Ain’t Got Time to Shop |
Jul 28 | Live Long and Prosper? |
Jul 25 | Deadside Manner |
Jul 24 | Pet Sedentary |
Jul 23 | Citizen Shame |
Jul 22 | Run Interference |
Jul 21 | Lil’ Ricky Shaw |
Jul 18 | Hope Floats |
Jul 17 | Tough Loveseat |
Jul 16 | Down in the Dumps |
Jul 15 | “Just” |
Jul 14 | Love Sinks |
Jul 11 | What’s the Holdup? |
Jul 10 | One For the Road |
Jul 9 | Caught Off Guard |
Jul 8 | Gimme a Hand |
Jul 7 | All’s Not Fair in Love and War |
Jul 4 | A Staple of the Modern Office |
Jul 3 | Judging a Book by its Thumper |
Jul 2 | Scared Sithless |
Jul 1 | Caligulate |
Jun 30 | Patreon of the Arts |
Jun 27 | Death and Taxes |
Jun 26 | Shoot to Grill |
Jun 25 | Catch Twenty Poo: Number Two |
Jun 24 | Just a Wittle Wequest |
Jun 23 | Godzilla VS GMOera |
Jun 20 | Candy is Dandy, But Liquor is Quicker |
Jun 19 | Four Wonderings and a Funeral |
Jun 18 | Stairing Contest |
Jun 17 | Scares the Daylights Out of Me |
Jun 16 | Beauty is in the Tentacled Eyestalks of the Beholder |
Jun 13 | Love At Worst Sight |
Jun 12 | I Got Nothin’ |
Jun 11 | Laughing All the Way to the Plank |
Jun 10 | Cult of Laziality |
Jun 9 | Don’t Get Your Panties in a Bunch |
Jun 6 | Shy Guys Finish Lame |
Jun 5 | Endless Torment and Breadsticks |
Jun 4 | Fashion Victim |
Jun 3 | Doctor Strangelaugh |
Jun 2 | Tricks and Stones Will Make God Groan |
May 30 | The Final Fun-tier |
May 29 | Hair Can Be So Unfair |
May 28 | Disirregardless |
May 27 | Here’s the Skinny |
May 26 | Loose Lips Sink Chips |
May 23 | Beyond a Shadow of a Pout |
May 22 | Hypno-Lies |
May 21 | That Ship Has Wailed |
May 20 | All Steamed Up |
May 19 | American Band Stand |
May 16 | [Enemy Week] Despicable Me |
May 15 | [Enemy Week] Safety in Numbers |
May 14 | [Enemy Week] Lemme Tell You ‘Bout My Best Frenemy |
May 13 | [Enemy Week] A Bitter Kill to Swallow |
May 12 | [Enemy Week] Brace for Friend-Pact |
May 9 | A Tough Act to Swallow |
May 8 | Love in the Fast Lane |
May 7 | Runs With Scissors |
May 6 | Heaven is a Half Pipe |
May 5 | At the Drop of a Chat |
May 2 | You Bet My Life |
May 1 | What’s Up, Doc? |
Apr 30 | Hawaii Live Show |
Apr 29 | The Tables Have Turned |
Apr 28 | Wit Yo Bad Self |
Apr 25 | The Fast and the Famished |
Apr 24 | Nerd Rage Against the Machine |
Apr 23 | The Unusual Suspects |
Apr 22 | Moody Foodie |
Apr 21 | Sergeant Glitch |
Apr 18 | Fight Grub |
Apr 17 | Do They Give a Hoot? |
Apr 16 | Chain of Fools |
Apr 15 | Night at the Moxbury |
Apr 14 | Curse Cursive |
Apr 11 | Slow Burn |
Apr 10 | Gone to Hail in a Handbasket |
Apr 9 | The Key to My Heart |
Apr 8 | Have the Omnipresence of Mind |
Apr 7 | Anger Issues |
Apr 4 | Call of the Wild |
Apr 3 | Wax On, Wax Off |
Apr 2 | Welcome to My Nightmare |
Apr 1 | Salad Barred |
Mar 31 | You Only Lie Twice |
Mar 28 | Tuck and Rolls |
Mar 27 | Say Hello To My Little Friend |
Mar 26 | A Head of My Time |
Mar 25 | Bear In Mind |
Mar 24 | Rub-a-Dub-Done |
Mar 21 | Felled by the Save |
Mar 20 | Talk is Cheap |
Mar 19 | Slack to the Future |
Mar 18 | The Act of God |
Mar 17 | I Stick Around |
Mar 14 | Wedding Hells |
Mar 13 | Blunder Woman |
Mar 12 | Writer’s Blockade |
Mar 11 | A Buttload of Nutrition |
Mar 10 | Dressed to Chill |
Mar 7 | Sick Week – Anguishing Over Languishing |
Mar 6 | Sick Week – A Full Head of Steam |
Mar 5 | Talk Dirty to Me |
Mar 4 | Sick Week – Down With the Sickness |
Mar 3 | Sick Week – Patient Zero |
Feb 28 | Anything Goes |
Feb 27 | Puzzled Over Puzzles |
Feb 26 | Card Carrying Ember |
Feb 25 | Under Pressure |
Feb 24 | The Undistinguished Duckling |
Feb 21 | Presto Change-No |
Feb 20 | One Hitler at a Time |
Feb 19 | The Three Laws of No-Tot-ics |
Feb 18 | Sleeping With the Enemy |
Feb 17 | Awaiting the Next Generation |
Feb 14 | The Labor of Love |
Feb 13 | Drug Store Cowboy |
Feb 12 | Ready As I’ll Never Be |
Feb 11 | Lack and Slash |
Feb 10 | My Short Attention Wingspan |
Feb 7 | Mr Sandman, Bring Me a Theme |
Feb 6 | Death Be Not Spun |
Feb 5 | Fired in the Sky |
Feb 4 | No Thyself |
Feb 3 | Cast Them Stones |
Jan 31 | Chronicles of Narcissism |
Jan 30 | The Young Switcheroo |
Jan 29 | Born and Praised |
Jan 28 | The Hatfields and No Joys |
Jan 27 | Der of the Moment |
Jan 24 | Doctor Estranged-love |
Jan 23 | Cannibal Run |
Jan 22 | A Crippling Situation |
Jan 21 | Pocketful of Progress |
Jan 20 | Tanned Helsing |
Jan 17 | Totally Off-Scripture |
Jan 16 | Train of Fought |
Jan 15 | Funny Boned |
Jan 14 | Rattle Rattle Thunder Clatter Boom Boom Boom! |
Jan 13 | Gandalf the Whiner |
Jan 10 | James Bland |
Jan 9 | Watch How I Soar |
Jan 8 | That New Dungeon Smell |
Jan 7 | Cookie D’oh |
Jan 6 | Skin Cycle |
Jan 3 | Look, Up In the Eye |
Jan 2 | Over the Hill |
Jan 1 | Fairy Fails |
Dec 31 | The Hearsay on Heresy |
Dec 30 | Where There’s Smoke There’s Ire |
Dec 27 | Merry Ex-Mas |
Dec 26 | Little Bummer Boy |
Dec 25 | Hear No Jingle, See No Kringle |
Dec 24 | Like Denying Candy From a Baby |
Dec 23 | Go Scrooge Yourself |
Dec 20 | Snow Way to Fail |
Dec 19 | Beauty Sleep |
Dec 18 | Retire Esquire |
Dec 17 | Roadside Resistance |
Dec 16 | Late to the Party |
Dec 13 | Game-Set-Shark |
Dec 12 | Gluteus Minimus |
Dec 11 | Falling Stars |
Dec 10 | The Soiree Sashay |
Dec 9 | Cleanliness is Next to Dadliness |
Dec 6 | One Rose Over the Line |
Dec 5 | Spoke Out of Churn |
Dec 4 | Grand Mal Sneezure |
Dec 3 | At the Drop of a Hat |
Dec 2 | Thinking Inside the Box |
Nov 29 | Macrochip Computers |
Nov 28 | Clash of the Spite-ans |
Nov 27 | No Country for Old Bugs |
Nov 26 | The Devil is in the Details |
Nov 25 | To Be, or Not Frisbee |
Nov 22 | The Nicest Nazi |
Nov 21 | On Your Last Legs |
Nov 20 | Fancy Meeting You Spear |
Nov 19 | Much a Dough About Nothing |
Nov 18 | Borin’ the Casbah |
Nov 15 | Fathers of the Year |
Nov 14 | Shampoo for Him |
Nov 13 | Shampoo for Her |
Nov 12 | Not-So-Direct Current |
Nov 11 | An Embarrassment of Purchases |
Nov 8 | Age Before Duty |
Nov 7 | Huh? |
Nov 6 | Shut Yer Cake Hole |
Nov 5 | Scent of a Woe-Man |
Nov 4 | Daylight Savings Nein |
Nov 1 | All Hallow’s End |
Oct 31 | Festival of Fights |
Oct 30 | The Candy Man Can |
Oct 29 | The Not-So-Great Pumpkin |
Oct 28 | Halloweirdness |
Oct 25 | Photo Opportunity |
Oct 24 | Spit Take |
Oct 23 | Assault with a Delicious Weapon |
Oct 22 | Throwing a Monk Wrench in the Works |
Oct 21 | From Hell’s Heart I Crab at Thee |
Oct 18 | …Little Girl and Boy Land |
Oct 17 | My Better Half |
Oct 16 | Come Rain or Whine |
Oct 15 | Damn Those Torpedoes! |
Oct 14 | Poo Suede Shoes |
Oct 11 | The Maraca Shakes for Thee |
Oct 10 | Lost to the Ages |
Oct 9 | The Tragic Side of Tragedy |
Oct 8 | The Wrath of Grapes |
Oct 7 | Panty Raid |
Oct 4 | Jesus Christ Superstar |
Oct 3 | I’m All Out of Love |
Oct 2 | Just Call Me “Wheels” |
Oct 1 | You Can Never Be Too Rich |
Sep 30 | Talk Like a Ninja Day |
Sep 27 | The Business End |
Sep 26 | Flub a Hubba |
Sep 25 | A Bounty of Sadness |
Sep 24 | Seal of Disapproval |
Sep 23 | One Giant Leap for Condiment Kind |
Sep 20 | To Protect and Unnerve |
Sep 19 | Accentuate the Negative |
Sep 18 | The Pot Calling the Cauldron Black |
Sep 17 | When Puppy Love Becomes Dog Tired |
Sep 16 | Kids are Trapped in the Darndest Things |
Sep 13 | You Slay It’s Your Birthday |
Sep 12 | A Shock to the System |
Sep 11 | My Fellow Co-Shirker |
Sep 10 | Brain vs Drain |
Sep 9 | Bamboozled |
Sep 6 | Lack Be Nimble |
Sep 5 | The Yield Heil |
Sep 4 | The Rest is History |
Sep 3 | A Technophobe in Need… |
Sep 2 | Merry Labor Day |
Aug 30 | YoGIRLt |
Aug 29 | The Road Whinerer |
Aug 28 | Jeans, Jeans, the Smooshical Suit |
Aug 27 | Lady and the Gramp |
Aug 26 | No Ifs, Ands, or Butts |
Aug 23 | Two Shakes of a Hand’s Fail |
Aug 22 | Falling at the Speed of Stupid |
Aug 21 | Bummed in Berlin |
Aug 20 | Graffiti and Me Walls |
Aug 19 | I’m a Lover Not a Fighter |
Aug 16 | Buckle Up |
Aug 15 | My Dream Job |
Aug 14 | Truth is Dumber Than Fiction |
Aug 13 | Blasphemaybe |
Aug 12 | A Picture is Worth a Thousand Nieces |
Aug 9 | Accentuate the Posertive |
Aug 8 | Jock Talk |
Aug 7 | Resistance is Finicky |
Aug 6 | The Glass is Half Dead |
Aug 5 | Teaching an Old Drug New Tricks |
Aug 2 | Flushing Your Life Away |
Aug 1 | The French Connection |
Jul 31 | Smoke Defector |
Jul 30 | A Sight for Dork Eyes |
Jul 29 | Garden Variety Anxiety |
Jul 26 | We Are Not Amused |
Jul 25 | Die Another Day |
Jul 24 | Whip Throw Through the Tulips |
Jul 23 | Shiver Me Limbers |
Jul 22 | The Long and Shorts of it |
Jul 19 | Think Outside the Boombox |
Jul 18 | There Might Not Be Blood |
Jul 17 | THX 113-Great |
Jul 16 | Check Me Out |
Jul 15 | Spare the Magma, Spoil the Child |
Jul 12 | Doctor Feelgood |
Jul 11 | Love-Hate Relationship |
Jul 10 | Turtles for Sale or Rent |
Jul 9 | Make TPS Reports, Not War |
Jul 8 | Hammocks of Mass Destruction |
Jul 5 | Discount Five Fingers |
Jul 4 | Sparkle Motion |
Jul 3 | The Explosion that Proves the Rule |
Jul 2 | Lowering the Boom |
Jul 1 | A Real Pain in the Neck |
Jun 28 | My FAQ for the FAA |
Jun 27 | Lost in Love |
Jun 26 | Wi-Fi of the Living Dead |
Jun 25 | Sleeping Disorderly |
Jun 24 | Gimme Five |
Jun 21 | Rant in E-Minor |
Jun 20 | B.C. B & E |
Jun 19 | The Coma Whisperer |
Jun 18 | Bed-sighed Manner |
Jun 17 | Jack and Jill |
Jun 14 | Five Second Rule |
Jun 13 | Kids, Pack Your Bags |
Jun 12 | Throwing Monkey at the Problem |
Jun 11 | Said in Vain |
Jun 10 | Get A Grip |
Jun 7 | Red Carpet Premiere |
Jun 6 | No Butts About It |
Jun 5 | I Don’t Wanna Grow Up… |
Jun 4 | Counterspell |
Jun 3 | The Cast is Dyed |
May 31 | In Sickness and in Health… |
May 30 | Easily Foiled |
May 29 | Dress for Success |
May 28 | Patient, Panic Thyself |
May 27 | A Comic By Any Other Name… |
May 24 | Bygone Burglaries |
May 23 | Cartoon Generated Imagery |
May 22 | Why Are You Blessin’ Yourself? |
May 21 | Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation |
May 20 | Lousy Piece of Ship |
May 17 | The Tubeinator |
May 16 | Move Over, Tony the Tiger |
May 15 | Ground Control to Major Jerk |
May 14 | Hey, Good Lookin’ |
May 13 | Credit Where Credit is Due |
May 10 | Asps…Very Fashionable |
May 9 | The Aerodynamics of Trust |
May 8 | Just Beyond Thunderdome |
May 7 | Hide and Go Balthazar |
May 6 | Dirty Sons of Britches |
May 3 | Eat Your Heart Out |
May 2 | Think of the Children |
May 1 | The Greatest American Heroes |
Apr 30 | Price Check on Whoop-Ass |
Apr 29 | Smart Phone / Dumb User |
Apr 26 | Chew On This |
Apr 25 | Guys and Groceries |
Apr 24 | Allergic Reaction |
Apr 23 | Cirque du No Way |
Apr 22 | I Aim to Please |
Apr 19 | Biblical Brain-Teaser |
Apr 18 | Preg-Not |
Apr 17 | Drink My Milkshake |
Apr 16 | Spring Has Sprung |
Apr 15 | Storage Wars |
Apr 12 | Beyond Your Mildest Dreams |
Apr 11 | Let’s Get Physical |
Apr 10 | I’m a People Person |
Apr 9 | Precious Cargo |
Apr 8 | Fun With Freaking Friends |
Apr 5 | RCAcist |
Apr 4 | Put On Ice |
Apr 3 | Eye Spy |
Apr 2 | Thousand Yard Glare |
Apr 1 | The Abominable Employee |
Mar 29 | Crap That Guys Say |
Mar 28 | The Face of Poker |
Mar 27 | Childs Play |
Mar 26 | Indiana Clones |
Mar 25 | Rocket Man |
Mar 22 | Ode to Creepy Dolls |
Mar 21 | The Two Asses in Assassin |
Mar 20 | In Search of Research |
Mar 19 | Something Under My Bed is Bored |
Mar 18 | Sometimes Progress is Kinda Gross |
Mar 15 | Loosen Up |
Mar 14 | A Little Suspicious |
Mar 13 | Stress is a Jerk |
Mar 12 | Assault and Battery |
Mar 11 | Runners High |
Mar 8 | Dead Men Don’t Wear Slacks |
Mar 7 | Goin’ Commando |
Mar 6 | Suspend Your Disbeliefs, and Your Trousers |
Mar 5 | Fatty Pants |
Mar 4 | Pant-a-Loon |
Mar 1 | Outragercise |
Feb 28 | Skyfall |
Feb 27 | The Vibeology of Scientology |
Feb 26 | Cleaning Powder |
Feb 25 | All Thumbs |
Feb 22 | Rich Bug, Poor Bug |
Feb 21 | Jokingly Challenged |
Feb 20 | Another Day at the Office |
Feb 19 | A View To A Kumquat |
Feb 18 | Up For Adopt-Shun |
Feb 15 | What a Load of Ship |
Feb 14 | Be Mein Valentine |
Feb 13 | On Par With Danger |
Feb 12 | Taking Care of Business…Sorta |
Feb 11 | An Apple a Day Keeps the Bully Away |
Feb 8 | This Mold House |
Feb 7 | QuasiSNOWdo |
Feb 6 | Banking for Babes |
Feb 5 | Knockin’ on Heaven’s Portal |
Feb 4 | Internot |
Feb 1 | Friend or Foe? |
Jan 31 | The Way of the Beret |
Jan 30 | I’m Your Helpful Algebro |
Jan 29 | The Final Countdown |
Jan 28 | Put Your Cards on the Table |
Jan 25 | If I Had a Hammer |
Jan 24 | Natural Born Hippies |
Jan 23 | Just My Type |
Jan 22 | Comfort Feud |
Jan 21 | Ignorance is Bliss…and Healthy! |
Jan 18 | I Pity the Prophet |
Jan 17 | A Pain in the Glasses |
Jan 16 | Star Trek III: The Search for Wi-Fi |
Jan 15 | My Two Scents |
Jan 14 | It’s A Soft Knock Life |
Jan 11 | Oh, Yes, They Call Him the Greek |
Jan 10 | Great Expectorations |
Jan 9 | Using Curses to Fill Your Purses |
Jan 8 | I’m a Sucker for Cars |
Jan 7 | It’s the Merchant Life for Me |
Jan 4 | Kitchen Bitchin’ |
Jan 3 | Where To Go For a Good Cup of Joe |
Jan 2 | Math Wiz…Heh-Heh, “Whiz” |
Jan 1 | Hot Blooded |
Dec 31 | Dream On |
Dec 28 | Oil Have What She’s Having |
Dec 27 | Gelt Trip |
Dec 26 | Shine On You Crazy Menorah |
Dec 25 | Jingle All Oy Vey |
Dec 24 | A Gentile-man’s Guide to Hanukkah |
Dec 21 | Sleeping Bag |
Dec 20 | I’m a Little Bit Country |
Dec 19 | Everything Zen |
Dec 18 | The Roof is on Fire |
Dec 17 | Clean Me Up, Scotty |
Dec 14 | En Garde! |
Dec 13 | The Slightly Inconvenient Case Scenario |
Dec 12 | That’s Thrall Folks! |
Dec 11 | No Use Crying Over Burnt Bread |
Dec 10 | I’m Gettin’ Too Old for this S@#% |
Dec 7 | Seriously, Clowns, You Freak Us Out |
Dec 6 | The Bare Bones |
Dec 5 | Venting My Frustration |
Dec 4 | Shake and Bacon |
Dec 3 | Probably From Clogged Farteries |
Nov 30 | Sir Puffington |
Nov 29 | Bionic Bug |
Nov 28 | Imbecilic Indicators |
Nov 27 | Father Christmas |
Nov 26 | Age Before Doogie |
Nov 23 | Step by Step Instructions |
Nov 22 | Thanks-Taking |
Nov 21 | Irritable Buyer Syndrome |
Nov 20 | Buy for an Eye |
Nov 19 | The Lure of the Luscious Lunch |
Nov 16 | My Million Dollar Idea |
Nov 15 | Grandsome |
Nov 14 | A Case of the Sundays |
Nov 13 | One Fell Dupe |
Nov 12 | Feeling Kinda Punchy |
Nov 9 | Slow Child Left Behind |
Nov 8 | Best Laid Plans of God and Men |
Nov 7 | Ground Control to Major Guru |
Nov 6 | Theory of Rela-stink-ity |
Nov 5 | Discrimination Against Oxidation |
Nov 2 | Can I Get a Witness |
Nov 1 | A Sweet Deal |
Oct 31 | Wardrobe Malfunction |
Oct 30 | Something WiKID This Way Comes |
Oct 29 | Halloweenie |
Oct 26 | Whip It Out |
Oct 25 | I Am Challenge-Challenged |
Oct 24 | Pre-Preschool |
Oct 23 | For the Pastor Tells Me So |
Oct 22 | The Naked Truth |
Oct 19 | Miffed About Biff |
Oct 18 | Chop Till You Drop |
Oct 17 | Papa’s Got a Gross Old Bag |
Oct 16 | Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel |
Oct 15 | Indian Bummer |
Oct 12 | Basket Case |
Oct 11 | The Littlest Litigants |
Oct 10 | Caught Unawares |
Oct 9 | CannonBug Run |
Oct 8 | Shower Me With Your Love |
Oct 5 | Spear-ited Away |
Oct 4 | Two Kids Enter, One Kid Leaves |
Oct 3 | I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha |
Oct 2 | Punch Drunk Love |
Oct 1 | Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage |
Sep 28 | A Royal Letdown |
Sep 27 | A Match Maid in Heaven |
Sep 26 | Get Busy Punnin’ |
Sep 25 | Bobbing for Blasphemy |
Sep 24 | Hindsight |
Sep 21 | Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Debilitating |
Sep 20 | Pocketful of Nuthin’ |
Sep 19 | Nerdspotting |
Sep 18 | I’m Such a Boob |
Sep 17 | Devil May Cry |
Sep 14 | That’s How I Droll |
Sep 13 | A Friend In Need… |
Sep 12 | Hello My Name Is Antichrist |
Sep 11 | Leave Me Out of It, Scotty |
Sep 10 | The Sneeze of the Shes |
Sep 7 | The French Confection |
Sep 6 | Getting Attached to Technology |
Sep 5 | Dumb Fun in the Sun |
Sep 4 | All Hail the Refrigerator |
Sep 3 | Bullet Time |
Aug 31 | Prayer Etiquette – originally posted [5-6-10] |
Aug 30 | War Funds – originally posted [3-3-10] |
Aug 29 | Conversation Contributions – originally posted [2-5-10] |
Aug 28 | Pizza Delivery – originally posted [1-18-10] |
Aug 27 | Geekdom – originally posted [12-28-09] |
Aug 24 | That’s PiaNO! I Said PiaNI! |
Aug 23 | Yo Mama’s Day |
Aug 22 | Rise and Whine |
Aug 21 | Hot-Headed Actors |
Aug 20 | Closing Ceremonies |
Aug 17 | My No-No About Yo-Yos |
Aug 16 | The BIG Game |
Aug 15 | InnerBug |
Aug 14 | Sieg Hair |
Aug 13 | Great, Kid. Don’t Get Cocky |
Aug 10 | Grinder Reminder |
Aug 9 | Ode to the Man-Child |
Aug 8 | Pillow Talk |
Aug 7 | Roll With the Punches |
Aug 6 | Dinnerware for the Decapitated |
Aug 3 | Boob Tube |
Aug 2 | You Have the Right to Remain Awesome |
Aug 1 | Trying a Doctor’s Patients |
Jul 31 | Which Way to Pray |
Jul 30 | The Flirtatious Flosser |
Jul 27 | Baby Talk |
Jul 26 | Hurry Up And Weight |
Jul 25 | No Questions Asked |
Jul 24 | A Bum Eye |
Jul 23 | It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Eternity |
Jul 20 | Have a Good Day |
Jul 19 | Garbageman Fan |
Jul 18 | A River Runs Poo It |
Jul 17 | Be All That You Can Be |
Jul 16 | Air Éclair |
Jul 13 | Just Flasking For Trouble |
Jul 12 | In Support of Women |
Jul 11 | The Star Treatment |
Jul 10 | Comacise |
Jul 9 | Fast Food Fears |
Jul 6 | Visual Air Conditioning |
Jul 5 | She’s a Real Knockout |
Jul 4 | Third Time’s the Harm |
Jul 3 | Fire It Up |
Jul 2 | Little Orphan Sammie |
Jun 29 | Bug Eat Dog |
Jun 28 | Train of Thought |
Jun 27 | Statue of Stupidity |
Jun 26 | Manhattan Worder Mystery |
Jun 25 | In a New York Minute |
Jun 22 | Prince Harming |
Jun 21 | I’m Not Bananas About Bananas |
Jun 20 | No Twin Scenario |
Jun 19 | Beady Equals Seedy |
Jun 18 | Suck It Up |
Jun 15 | Get Off on the Wrong Foot |
Jun 14 | Seek and Desktroy |
Jun 13 | Spellcheck |
Jun 12 | Love is in the Air |
Jun 11 | It’s Hip to be Square |
Jun 8 | Boxtaposition |
Jun 7 | The God Files |
Jun 6 | Catch Twenty Poo |
Jun 5 | Hair Bear Hunch |
Jun 4 | Frozen in Fear |
Jun 1 | Marriage for the Win |
May 31 | Neverending Wedding |
May 30 | In Defense of Wedding Dresses |
May 29 | The Needo for a Tuxedo |
May 28 | The Wedding Plan Man |
May 25 | WidowMakeover |
May 24 | Gas, Grass or Fax |
May 23 | Confection Confession |
May 22 | APB on the DOA |
May 21 | Hippocratic Immunity |
May 18 | Always Think Ahead |
May 17 | Shampooped Out |
May 16 | Not-So-ExtraTerrestrial |
May 15 | The Stitch Snitch |
May 14 | I Get No Respect |
May 11 | A Picture is Worth a Thousand Fibs |
May 10 | We Want a Picture, Not a Belly Itcher |
May 9 | Hurry Up and Wait |
May 8 | Mug Shot |
May 7 | Out of the Picture |
May 4 | Crappin’ on Cartwheels |
May 3 | Thou Shalt Not Be Rude |
May 2 | Self Esteem is Fickle |
May 1 | Childproof Aloof |
Apr 30 | Baptism Without Fire |
Apr 27 | Workers Confrontation |
Apr 26 | Asskew |
Apr 25 | Blanket Party Pooper |
Apr 24 | House of Shame |
Apr 23 | A Flair for Guns |
Apr 20 | Evil Be to Him Who Evil Thinks |
Apr 19 | See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil |
Apr 18 | The Root of All Evil |
Apr 17 | A Necessary Evil |
Apr 16 | Lesser of Two Evils |
Apr 13 | Just Deserts |
Apr 12 | Sportsmanship – Sudden Death |
Apr 11 | Sportsmanship Halftime |
Apr 10 | Sportsmanship – First Inning |
Apr 9 | Peter Cottonfail |
Apr 6 | Forsake a Wish |
Apr 5 | My Number One Question About Nudist Camps |
Apr 4 | Manila Folders – Part 2 |
Apr 3 | Manila File Folders – Part 1 |
Apr 2 | Seal of Approval |
Mar 30 | Socratic Method for Dummies |
Mar 29 | Fatherland |
Mar 28 | Prehistoric Crap |
Mar 27 | Ghost in the Drywall |
Mar 26 | Playing Hard to Get |
Mar 23 | Politics Make Strange Bugfellows |
Mar 22 | Sympathy for the Devil |
Mar 21 | The Time to Blast Has Passed |
Mar 20 | March Mania |
Mar 19 | Boneheaded Butlers |
Mar 16 | A Cocktail For Disaster |
Mar 15 | The Topic of Cancer |
Mar 14 | You Call This Archaeology? |
Mar 13 | Flora From Heaven |
Mar 12 | Daylight Hazing Time |
Mar 9 | When Harry Met Sally (Directors Cut) |
Mar 8 | Envying Arizona |
Mar 7 | A Great White Lark |
Mar 6 | Rhodes Squadron |
Mar 5 | HeadEx |
Mar 2 | The Unmasked Avenger |
Mar 1 | Hospital Hospitality |
Feb 29 | The Trouble With Table Tennis |
Feb 28 | (Not So) Technical Support |
Feb 27 | Legacy of the Asses |
Feb 24 | A Blight For Sore Eyes |
Feb 23 | Why I Don’t Wear Hawaiian Shirts |
Feb 22 | Read Between the Whines |
Feb 21 | Kickin’ Around Phrases |
Feb 20 | Rise of the Planet of the Flags |
Feb 17 | Buns of Feel |
Feb 16 | Ken Gets Burned |
Feb 15 | Root of the Problem |
Feb 14 | Valentine’s Day Gifts |
Feb 13 | Valentine’s Day Eve |
Feb 10 | Kiss Off |
Feb 9 | Seduced By Mister E. |
Feb 8 | Socially Lubed |
Feb 7 | We Got a Funky Kind of Love |
Feb 6 | Courtship Consultation |
Feb 3 | Super Bowl Party Pooper |
Feb 2 | The Fellowship of the Super Bowl |
Feb 1 | Regarding Hippies |
Jan 31 | Bratzilla |
Jan 30 | Up a War Without a Paddle |
Jan 27 | How NOT To Be Sick |
Jan 26 | How To Be Sick – Part 4 |
Jan 25 | How To Be Sick – Part 3 |
Jan 24 | How To Be Sick – Part 2 |
Jan 23 | How To Be Sick – Part 1 |
Jan 20 | Malicious Melodies |
Jan 19 | Office Supply Injuries |
Jan 18 | Babbling Bodaciously |
Jan 17 | An Alarming Appliance |
Jan 16 | Soot First, Ash Questions Later |
Jan 13 | If I Were a Rich Man |
Jan 12 | Kidney Failure |
Jan 11 | Pesky Lil’ Padawans |
Jan 10 | Guilt Does a Body Good |
Jan 9 | Golden Cower |
Jan 6 | Dr. TooGood |
Jan 5 | Sleeping Moody |
Jan 4 | The Geek Won’t Inherit the Earth |
Jan 3 | The Fashionable Ninja |
Jan 2 | Bitter About Glitter |
Dec 30 | It’s A New Year, Baby! |
Dec 29 | Sled Till Yer Dead |
Dec 28 | Pining for a Porch |
Dec 27 | Pace Yourself, Quasimodo |
Dec 26 | Happy Birthday to Snooze |
Dec 23 | The Gift of the Magi -Part IV |
Dec 22 | The Gift of the Magi – Part III |
Dec 21 | The Gift of the Magi – Part II |
Dec 20 | The Gift of the Magi – Part I |
Dec 19 | Gift Of The Magi (Preamble) |
Dec 16 | Chief Sitting Bug |
Dec 15 | Blood, Sweat…But No Tears |
Dec 14 | The Man with the Golden Neck |
Dec 13 | World Flame War II |
Dec 12 | Crazy Hates Company |
Dec 9 | Troubled Truant Tracker |
Dec 8 | A Period of Time |
Dec 7 | There’s No Place Like Jail |
Dec 6 | Facing My Demons |
Dec 5 | In Defense of Flinchers |
Dec 2 | Shake Yer Blues Away |
Dec 1 | Sideshow Jobs |
Nov 30 | A Real Pain in the Brain |
Nov 29 | Anyone for Tennis? |
Nov 28 | The Brave and the Bold |
Nov 25 | The Flat Out Truth |
Nov 24 | A Harem of Holidays |
Nov 23 | My Senior Moments |
Nov 22 | My Inner Travelogue |
Nov 21 | Sneak a Squeak |
Nov 18 | Bait and Switch |
Nov 17 | Tarzan’t |
Nov 16 | A Healthy Marriage |
Nov 15 | Up, Up and No Way |
Nov 14 | Peerless Pressure |
Nov 11 | How to Abduct Me |
Nov 10 | Night of the Living Supervisor |
Nov 9 | Old Gray Jesus, He Ain’t What He Used to Be |
Nov 8 | Dig It |
Nov 7 | Breakfast of Sex Champions |
Nov 4 | The Allure of Super-Coat |
Nov 3 | Toss My Salad |
Nov 2 | Aging Sucks |
Nov 1 | Steal a Few Winks |
Oct 31 | Treats are Tricky |
Oct 28 | Hallowscreams VS Chrismush |
Oct 27 | Halloween Memories – Part 2 |
Oct 26 | Halloween Hyperbole |
Oct 25 | Halloween Memories |
Oct 24 | Hallowfiends |
Oct 21 | My Vacuum Cleaner PSA |
Oct 20 | A Detonation of Dirty Dust |
Oct 19 | Similes for Soil-Suckers |
Oct 18 | A Compulsion to Clean |
Oct 17 | Vacuum Cleaner Demeanor |
Oct 14 | Hot Air Balloon: THE MOVIE! |
Oct 13 | Aww, Aren’t They Cute? |
Oct 12 | Life is but a Dream |
Oct 11 | Broaching Cannibalism |
Oct 10 | Dark Bug of the Sith |
Oct 7 | The Thrill of Mediocrity |
Oct 6 | Flossing is a Real Phus |
Oct 5 | Ditzy Gypsy |
Oct 4 | A Black Eye for Black Eyes |
Oct 3 | Mother of God |
Sep 30 | Barbarian SATs |
Sep 29 | How to Pillage a Village |
Sep 28 | Barbarian Table Manners |
Sep 27 | For the Stylish Savage |
Sep 26 | Bugbarian Week |
Sep 23 | The Terrible Two |
Sep 22 | Double O Bug (Part 2) |
Sep 21 | Mating Calls |
Sep 20 | Advertising Hell |
Sep 19 | The Handicapable Swordfighter |
Sep 16 | Ignorance Was Bliss |
Sep 15 | Obtaining Jet Boots |
Sep 14 | Barking Up the Wrong Tree |
Sep 13 | Hospital Helper |
Sep 12 | Respect for the Family Photographer |
Sep 9 | Back to School |
Sep 8 | Summer Bummer |
Sep 7 | Scheduling Conflict |
Sep 6 | Dapper Keeper |
Sep 5 | School’s in, Sucka’ |
Sep 2 | Having a Mace Up Your Sleeve |
Sep 1 | The Gigantic Downturn |
Aug 31 | I’m Batbug |
Aug 30 | Cactus Competition |
Aug 29 | Debunking Women’s Intuition |
Aug 26 | The God Couple |
Aug 25 | Dude! |
Aug 24 | Take the Plunge |
Aug 23 | Bad News for Hikers |
Aug 22 | Checks, Change and Children |
Aug 19 | Yo-Yo Injuries (Uncommon) |
Aug 18 | Yo-Yo Injuries (Common) |
Aug 17 | Blinded by Mad Science |
Aug 16 | My Feelings On Funerals |
Aug 15 | Swing and a Miss |
Aug 12 | Smarty at the Arty Party |
Aug 11 | Bug Odyssey |
Aug 10 | My Dictionary is a Real Lemon |
Aug 9 | Picturesque Passages |
Aug 8 | Church Hospital |
Aug 4 | Taut Political Thrillers |
Aug 3 | Eating Your Way to 100 |
Aug 2 | Swordsmith Blues |
Aug 1 | Better Sorry Than Safe |
Jul 29 | A Violent Vacation |
Jul 28 | The Spy Who Revolted Me |
Jul 27 | Healer Hooky |
Jul 26 | Longing to Lollygag |
Jul 25 | Just Call Me Hank |
Jul 22 | No Sumo for Youmo |
Jul 21 | Heavenly Hyperbole |
Jul 20 | Top Bug |
Jul 19 | The Moms Shall Inherit the Earth |
Jul 18 | Doing Away with D-Bags |
Jul 15 | Not the Smartest Artist |
Jul 14 | The Muse of Misery |
Jul 13 | The Art of Clothing |
Jul 12 | The Three P’s |
Jul 11 | How to be an Artist |
Jul 8 | Heaven Help Us |
Jul 7 | I am the Lizard King |
Jul 6 | The Trouble with Tasers |
Jul 5 | Laundromat for Dictators |
Jul 4 | Exploding With Independence |
Jul 1 | Grape Nuts Incarnate |
Jun 30 | Bullets and Bodyguards |
Jun 29 | Satan Be Praised |
Jun 28 | Tree’s Company |
Jun 27 | Anti-Amish Alliteration |
Jun 24 | Lethal Weapon |
Jun 23 | Exasperated Egyptian |
Jun 22 | Terminator: Restitution |
Jun 21 | Battling Bowlers |
Jun 20 | Satan Rules |
Jun 17 | Quiet Riot |
Jun 16 | Pirate Parents |
Jun 15 | Penny For Your Thoughts |
Jun 14 | Lil’ Typhoid Mary |
Jun 13 | My Cemetery Inclination |
Jun 10 | Castle Hassle |
Jun 9 | Hostage Taker / Heartbreaker |
Jun 8 | A Cavalcade of Characters |
Jun 7 | Non-Essential Personnel |
Jun 6 | Quiet But Lethal |
Jun 3 | Aw Heck, a Turtleneck |
Jun 2 | Sorcerer in the Slammer |
Jun 1 | The Only Way To Fly |
May 31 | Comic Striptease |
May 30 | The Big Picture |
May 27 | Where No Bug Has Gone Before |
May 26 | Just Desserts |
May 25 | All’s Fair in Love and Grenades |
May 24 | Skirt the Issue |
May 23 | The Path to Pessimism |
May 20 | Nice Dads Finish Last |
May 19 | Gold Digger |
May 18 | Getting Rid of Your Car (Disadvantages) |
May 17 | Getting Rid of Your Car (Advantages) |
May 16 | My Calling Card |
May 13 | You Gotta Keep ’em Separated |
May 12 | The Evolution of Squirt Guns |
May 11 | One Man’s Treat is Another Man’s Poison |
May 10 | Trials And Tribulations |
May 9 | My Battle with Cancer |
May 6 | Anti-Antichrist |
May 5 | Shout at the Devil |
May 4 | Hungry as Hell |
May 3 | Mark of the Beast |
May 2 | Beelzebaby |
Apr 29 | Nothing to Sneeze At |
Apr 28 | Scepter Objector |
Apr 27 | Pet Grieves |
Apr 26 | Eyes Buggin’ Out |
Apr 25 | Marriage Carriage |
Apr 22 | Office Français |
Apr 21 | DeFUNbrillator |
Apr 20 | Appetite Through the Ages |
Apr 19 | Love The One You’re With |
Apr 18 | God is NOT My Co-pilot |
Apr 15 | Handling Harassment |
Apr 14 | HarassMANt |
Apr 13 | Types of Harassment |
Apr 12 | Origins of Harassment |
Apr 11 | An Amassment of Harassment |
Apr 8 | Web Of Doom |
Apr 7 | Bugfoot |
Apr 6 | Regular As Clockwork |
Apr 5 | Play Dead |
Apr 4 | Hug It Out |
Apr 1 | Post Cinematic Rap Session |
Mar 31 | On The Edge Of My Seat |
Mar 30 | Popcorn Bucket Blues |
Mar 29 | Theater Trek |
Mar 28 | Movie Knight |
Mar 25 | Shanghai Surprise |
Mar 24 | Hippy 101 |
Mar 23 | Double Trouble |
Mar 22 | Walk It Off |
Mar 21 | Talent Low |
Mar 18 | Delay of the Dragon |
Mar 17 | Scared Straight |
Mar 16 | After These Messages |
Mar 15 | Den Of Iniquity |
Mar 14 | Food for Thought |
Mar 11 | Curling Up with a Good Book |
Mar 10 | Sawfully Unnecessary |
Mar 9 | Piano Lesson |
Mar 8 | Vampire Enquire |
Mar 7 | Bug Of The Cloth |
Mar 4 | Super Size Me |
Mar 3 | Checkin’ For Killers |
Mar 2 | Posing With My Posse |
Mar 1 | Judge-Mental |
Feb 28 | Bug Brothers |
Feb 25 | Movies I’m Dying to See |
Feb 24 | Jerk Frost |
Feb 23 | Flame Off |
Feb 22 | Tinkle Troubles |
Feb 21 | Phone Home |
Feb 18 | Home Ec Dreck |
Feb 17 | Goin’ Out In Style |
Feb 16 | Face Value |
Feb 15 | Dork Master |
Feb 14 | Luv Coupons |
Feb 11 | The Problem With Short Arms |
Feb 10 | Conning Yer Co-Workers |
Feb 9 | Saloon Doors |
Feb 8 | Vegetarians VS Atkins |
Feb 7 | An Eruption of Knowledge |
Feb 4 | Prettify Your Potty |
Feb 3 | School of Thought |
Feb 2 | Identifying Your Insolvency |
Feb 1 | Fashion Bug |
Jan 31 | What To Bellow |
Jan 28 | The ‘Ol Summertime Sneak-Out |
Jan 27 | No More Tears |
Jan 26 | Baptism Bloopers |
Jan 25 | Bedtime Bestiary |
Jan 24 | The Brighter Side of Banishment |
Jan 21 | Any Last Words? |
Jan 20 | Slim Pickins at the Buddy Buffet |
Jan 19 | Strike a Pose |
Jan 18 | Time’s Up |
Jan 17 | No Shirt, No Shoes, No Way in Hell |
Jan 14 | That’s What Friends Are For |
Jan 13 | Taxes are so Taxing |
Jan 12 | Meanwhile, on ESPN 7… |
Jan 11 | Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed |
Jan 10 | Ramp It Up |
Jan 7 | Lightning Bug |
Jan 6 | It’s The Hard Knock Life |
Jan 5 | Junctions Of Compunction |
Jan 4 | Best Lookin’ Dude on the Milk Carton |
Jan 3 | A Medicinal Cold War |