Buy one of cheap cell phone chargers that’s totally unsafe, leave your old phone or USB desk fan plugged into it 24/7 with a pile of old, oily bandanas below the outlet, let nature take its course.
My old man’s a bandana repairman,
What do you think about that?
He wears a bandana repairman’s collar,
He wears a bandana repairman’s hat.
He wears a bandana repairman’s raincoat,
He wears a bandana repairman’s shoes.
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the Sunday News.
And someday, if I can,
I’m gonna be a bandana repairman just like my old man.
Gas??? Really???
That it was arson will be soooo obvious!!!
Better to go for spontaneous combustion in a pile of old, damp, snotty handkerchiefs and bandanas.
Buy one of cheap cell phone chargers that’s totally unsafe, leave your old phone or USB desk fan plugged into it 24/7 with a pile of old, oily bandanas below the outlet, let nature take its course.
Am I the only one who read the first panel as “Banana Repair Store”?
*sigh* No, you weren’t.
*sheepishly raises hand*
I have this bunch of bruised bananas that need quick repair.
It took me way too long to understand that there’s no actual pirate there…
So……there’s always money in the bandana stand?
Hahaha! Yes!
I think this is describing ETSY.
Right. Most of us thrifty bandana owners take pride in making our own repairs.
My grand father was a bandana repairman.
My father was a bandana repairman.
Now, after three generations, I am a bandana repairman! (also, my wife has left me… for some reason)
My old man’s a bandana repairman,
What do you think about that?
He wears a bandana repairman’s collar,
He wears a bandana repairman’s hat.
He wears a bandana repairman’s raincoat,
He wears a bandana repairman’s shoes.
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the Sunday News.
And someday, if I can,
I’m gonna be a bandana repairman just like my old man.
I was thinking along those same lines. Well done, good sir!
Oh good. I’ve got this neckerchief that needs some reweaving.
Read that as “BANANA REPAIR SHOP” the first time… o_0
The melting cash register is a nice touch.
You’d need to open two shops. One for red and one for blue.
“Do you repair ascots?” -Fred
And that bandana cream pie? Forget it. Same goes for bandana meringue.
That pirate standee would be great advertising anywhere. Except perhaps a movie store.