Entirely understandable. I mean, not the hiring investigators part, I don’t have that kind of money. But the “fart so bad its existence is questionable” is relatable. I once dropped a bomb so bad I put on an impropmtu gas mask (read: tied a bandanna around my face) and said aloud “if you’re waiting in the shadows to kill me, you might wanna wait a few more minutes”.
“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious”. You could emphasize that the assassins have failed and you’re still alive. You know, silver lining.
Well, I’m assuming that you’re the same Matt/Matthew who’s replied to what feels like every comment I’ve made since Orgy Week (rough estimate, don’t quote me on timeframe and I acknowledge it hasn’t been every one), so if you’re just the latest in a series of Matts and Matthews who have had the misfortune to respond to me in succession, I apologize.
If you ARE the same person, either…
(A) you’re deliberately responding to me continuously and repeatedly, in which case I would appreciate that you ceased
(B) you’re continuously responding to the first few comments in the hopes of making your name as visible as possible, and I’ve just had the fortune to be in those first few, in which case you’re attention grinding
(C) you’re seeking out and responding to the most interesting comments to each strip, in which case you give me WAAAY too much credit
This implies that for a tire to go rancid it has to spoil first. Have you not been storing your tires in a cool dry place? Did you forget to put your tires in the refrigerator if you were not going to eat them today? How do you eat a tire? Do you cook it first before attempting to eat it?
Years ago I got my hands on a bio-hazard warning sign and put it up in my bathroom over the toilet – when my mum visited she took it down the moment she saw it – latter that evening she put it back up after my roomie had made use of the facilities.
And before you ask – yes I do own a full face gas mask with a full set of cartridges. TYVM
I like how cop bug is using toilet paper to designate the crime scene, very thematic :). (That’s a roll of toilet paper, right?)
I think it’s police tape? You know, the stuff that says: ‘Crime scene. Do not cross’
Those aren’t mutually exclusive (https://theawesomer.com/crime-scene-toilet-paper/54849/), but I’d shop for something else (https://www.dannabananas.com/bio-hazard-toilet-paper/).
Now I think there’s a niche market for crime scene tape toilet paper.
Oh definitely – at minimum the college crowd would be a core market
It would make a nice house-warming gift
There should be an additional panel of a dog in an interrogation room, yelling at investigators, “I was framed!”
…what?
Entirely understandable. I mean, not the hiring investigators part, I don’t have that kind of money. But the “fart so bad its existence is questionable” is relatable. I once dropped a bomb so bad I put on an impropmtu gas mask (read: tied a bandanna around my face) and said aloud “if you’re waiting in the shadows to kill me, you might wanna wait a few more minutes”.
The assassins appreciate your help in killing you.
Aaand you’re still stalking my comments.
“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious”. You could emphasize that the assassins have failed and you’re still alive. You know, silver lining.
So merely replying to you counts as stalking now?
Well, I’m assuming that you’re the same Matt/Matthew who’s replied to what feels like every comment I’ve made since Orgy Week (rough estimate, don’t quote me on timeframe and I acknowledge it hasn’t been every one), so if you’re just the latest in a series of Matts and Matthews who have had the misfortune to respond to me in succession, I apologize.
If you ARE the same person, either…
(A) you’re deliberately responding to me continuously and repeatedly, in which case I would appreciate that you ceased
(B) you’re continuously responding to the first few comments in the hopes of making your name as visible as possible, and I’ve just had the fortune to be in those first few, in which case you’re attention grinding
(C) you’re seeking out and responding to the most interesting comments to each strip, in which case you give me WAAAY too much credit
Didn’t Adam already draw a panel where his farther formed into some kind of clawing monster with big fangs? Or was it a dementor?
Didn’t Adam already draw a panel where his fart formed into some kind of clawing monster with big fangs? Or was it a dementor?
Effing stupid auto correct on Android.
Interestingly, the vocab already knew what I was going to type as soon as I typed “Effing stupid”.
this is so true…..
also…. “rancid TIRE”……wow……
Yes, it is rare but does happen. There are bacterea that munch on some of the components in vulcanized rubber.
This implies that for a tire to go rancid it has to spoil first. Have you not been storing your tires in a cool dry place? Did you forget to put your tires in the refrigerator if you were not going to eat them today? How do you eat a tire? Do you cook it first before attempting to eat it?
Remember when The Boston Globe said that the FBI had “investifarted 70 leads”? That sounds like what happened here: https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/622124738744348672
Yeah, talk to me after you fart and it smells like an electrical fire. I still haven’t figured that one out 0_o
Years ago I got my hands on a bio-hazard warning sign and put it up in my bathroom over the toilet – when my mum visited she took it down the moment she saw it – latter that evening she put it back up after my roomie had made use of the facilities.
And before you ask – yes I do own a full face gas mask with a full set of cartridges. TYVM
I always forget I’ve eaten asparagus so three hours later I say “when the fu…oohhh yeah. I’m not having a stroke. False alarm everybody.”
Great timing for that strip
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/
Yes.