But thanks to mainstreaming, that genius and creativity was thwarted. Which means that perhaps even dolts doing homeschooling might be better than actual schools. Ain’t that a kicker?
“Junior, stop talking like that. What have I said about using six syllable words in this household? If I’m going to be insulted, I at least want to know that it’s happening.”
To the side, that way you have a chance to see it coming and they miss. That way they also have no idea where you are going. Keeps things fair since I have no idea where I am going either.
So so so true. I have often wished for stupid children. But no! My kids are like the velociraptors from Jurassic Park!
Clever girl!
Shoooooot heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
But… But… back in 1947 i was that kid….
Waaaaaaaa!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [Gasp!] [Sob!]
But thanks to mainstreaming, that genius and creativity was thwarted. Which means that perhaps even dolts doing homeschooling might be better than actual schools. Ain’t that a kicker?
Funny, I’d actually applaud a kid like that and do my best to instill a hatred of my enemies into it. That way all my problems cancel out.
This literally describes my life. My little geniuses will take over the world, I have no doubt.
“Junior, stop talking like that. What have I said about using six syllable words in this household? If I’m going to be insulted, I at least want to know that it’s happening.”
I solved that problem by always being one step ahead of my kids. Or was it one step behind?
To the side, that way you have a chance to see it coming and they miss. That way they also have no idea where you are going. Keeps things fair since I have no idea where I am going either.
Seriously, if Mr. Huber’s daughter reads through his archive, he’ll have to answer some pretty awkward questions.
“So wait, are you happy or mad with my intelligence level?!”
“Uh…”