A Double-Padded Sword
on September 21, 2016
at 12:00 am
This is the main reason why I don’t even want to get a stun gun. I don’t need some burglar taking my things AND using my method of home protection to fry my nipples off.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Sounds like your house would be a great place to burgle!
I thought you were Amer’cun!
Stand yer ground and all that.
(btw, the best defence it running naked, smeared in your own feces towards the burglar whilst yealling ‘daddy daddy daddy!’)
Speaking out of experience?
And you know this through carefully documented experimentation?
Hah!
I first thought Cucumbug was Glasses Bug.
How silly of me.
Statistically speaking, you’re most likely to be robbed by someone you know. Which is why there’s a good chance they know where you keep your guns and that you’ll shoot someone you know. Further more, a gun is a expensive thing, easily resold you can steal that would motivate you to rob a place.
Yet so much of murrika loves defending a home with a gun :U Ironically, your twinkies probably would work better. They might just be hungry and desperate 😛
“Statistically speaking, you’re most likely to be robbed by someone you know.”
Which is why I am sociophob. No one steals from me or murders me this way.
I think you’re think of rape.
You’re usually raped by someone you know.
Middle and upper class households that get broken into aren’t aquaintances with lower income households that do the breaking.
And their own crackhead kids don’t count because they have to, legally, live there.
Also, firearms level the playing field, so that a 68 year old grandmother can protect herself from a 6’2″ 225lb 19 year old.
Though it is usually the armed 19 year old who shoots the grandma or grandma shoots grandpa or the cat by accident. Poor fluffy, time for fluffy 23 – grandma needs new glasses any way
Liberal lies.
19 year olds have to break in in order to steal a gun – cuz he doesn’t have one.
Grandma would tell grandpa to “get the gun” – and grandpa is usually former military.
Fluffy is too quick.
Thank you. Glad there is another firearm-educated soul here.
I will sign up to learn your martial art, sensei. I sense that you are a tenth dan black belt in twinkie-flinging.
Is it wrong that my first thought to that was, “Oooh … it should be called twinking”?
To quote Turanga Leela, “Oh lord…”
I think “twinking” is something veeerrrryyy different.
Twinking refers to a character gaining equipment with the assistance of a higher level character, particularly by giving said low level character higher level equipment that is otherwise unattainable, or the process of keeping a video game character at a low level while using in-game currency
Yup – very different. What were YOU thinking it meant?
Umm, nothing to do with gay pron, that’s for sure.
*whistles and walks away
Tie two of them together using licorice and you have yourself a pair of Yum-chucks.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the dangerous job of revealing your obvious security weakness in web comic must be grounded on two conclusions. One, a fervent belief that criminals don’t read web-comics. Two, people who read web comics are too lazy to burgle.
I use a huge double fisted dildo for home protection. NOBODY wants to be hit by that!!!
Nipple Bug? Bug nipples? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bugs with nipples before, but … uh … er … nipples!
Nipples!
Nipples!
Actually, is there a safety warning about that on the stun gun? There isn’t on battery cables, and apparently there needs to be. (I once blogged a report of a shop teacher being sued for failing to inform his students specifically that putting alligator clips on your nipples and plugging the raw cable at the other end into a wall outlet was a bad idea.)
That’s why you get a dog for protection. They’re super loyal so can’t be turned against you. Depending on how they’re trained they will either alert you very early or they will take out the intruder with no warning. Their sense of smell is so good they will know very early when there’s an intruder.