I used to work in a food processing plant that handled fresh produce. I have stories. So many stories.
I’d say one of the biggest differences between organic and conventional produce is that, when you are processing organic produce, you wash your hands /before/ you go to the bathroom.
High school biology lesson: when you have the choice between meat that is covered in flies and meat that isn’t, go for the bugged burger. Bugs know when meat is off.
I don’t think this has been true in the last couple decades. Nowadays organic looks identical to non-organic, at least in grocery stores. Sometimes farmer’s market produce worse, but I wouldn’t rely on them telling the truth about organic vs non-organic at a stand at a farmer’s market.
I used to work in a food processing plant that handled fresh produce. I have stories. So many stories.
I’d say one of the biggest differences between organic and conventional produce is that, when you are processing organic produce, you wash your hands /before/ you go to the bathroom.
Since when does complaining about vegetables NOT lad to drawing Nazgûls and Fell Beasts?
*lead
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“Since when does it not LEAD”. Or “Since when HAS it not led”.
All the lighting in my house is done with leds.
lede
High school biology lesson: when you have the choice between meat that is covered in flies and meat that isn’t, go for the bugged burger. Bugs know when meat is off.
Forensic Anthropology lesson: flies are most attracted to *abandoned meat* in days 2-7, after putrefaction has started.
*polite euphemism*
I’ve pondered this myself… Beautiful “regular” celery is $.049, Ugly little wimpy “organic” celery is $4.49. So glad my wife loves beautiful celery!
I can’t think of any action that /doesn’t/ lead to drawing a Nazgûls riding a Fell Beast, at least, not if you’re doing it right.
That makes me wonder what the walls in your bedroom look like.
A study on internal anatomy?
An analogy: white blood cells are to Nazgûls riding a Fell Beast as destroying bad bacteria is to said Nazgûls destroying stuff with the Black speech
I don’t think this has been true in the last couple decades. Nowadays organic looks identical to non-organic, at least in grocery stores. Sometimes farmer’s market produce worse, but I wouldn’t rely on them telling the truth about organic vs non-organic at a stand at a farmer’s market.
Fell Bug is my favorite drawing of all.
But why did you not use the phrase, “from whence it came” ? Isn’t that sort of required in a LOTR reference involving carrying things to mount Dhoom?
Interesting tip: Artificial pesticides are designed to be safe for human consumption. Natural produce has no such limitation.
How about Zombies?
You probably shouldn’t eat zombies
Surely Mount Doom IS a magical compost heap?
Nope, volcano. Sorry :p
Black Speech isn’t a kind of dust, so I’m pretty sure you can’t crop dust with it