I recently had my wisdom teeth removed, and was consoled by a friend about being able to eat only ice cream for my recovery. While nice for a few days, it has gradually become annoying.
Alas, one cannot recover from such debilitating injuries quickly. I imagine being unable to do anything by yourself would become rather boring before the end, though forcing someone to make spaceship noises would certainly improve my mood.
Am I the only one who is frightened by the fact that the “Croquet Mallet Fairy” apparently works for the government?
I mean, where else would she get the parking permit?
Trust me, it’s no picnic. Going to the bathroom is difficult when you can’t move your arms… Watching movies all day is kinda nice, but not being able to do anything else, even scratch or feed yourself… not as fun as it sounds!
I’m impressed that Bug slept through that beating. If being beaten by a mallet like that doesn’t wake him up, he might have other issues he could take advantage of!
When I was a little kid I would enjoy and savor the days that I had a cold because i didn’t have to do school.
luckyyyyyyyyyy!! i had to go even if I had a cold. Nothing short of throwing up ever got me outta school.. >_>
A-fucking-mazing
Would a jilted former partner with a cricket bat make another suitable alternative?
this easily just made my day. another fantastic strip Adam!
I recently had my wisdom teeth removed, and was consoled by a friend about being able to eat only ice cream for my recovery. While nice for a few days, it has gradually become annoying.
Alas, one cannot recover from such debilitating injuries quickly. I imagine being unable to do anything by yourself would become rather boring before the end, though forcing someone to make spaceship noises would certainly improve my mood.
Am I the only one who is frightened by the fact that the “Croquet Mallet Fairy” apparently works for the government?
I mean, where else would she get the parking permit?
I wasn’t frightened until you pointed it out.
…Thanks for that. I didn’t need to sleep tonight. 😐
😉
Oh my sweet baby Jesus, you’re right!
No worries – if she does work for the government, then she won’t get anything done and it’s all good.
Misery lady! Thanks now I need to go watch it again.
Work accidents are the best. You get the insurance payment, and you don’t need to phone your boss explaining why you are skipping work.
mallot fairy exists i swear! nice one adam!
Hey, did this refrigerator come flying from a nuclear explosion? ‘Cuz if so, we have bigger problems on our hands.
I don’t believe so, otherwise Indiana Jones would have popped out.
Have you been reading my diary…uh…I mean journal? When my work load starts to pile up, I think about this all the time.
Love the second panel! 🙂
It’s kinda cute how bug says “you are REAL” even though he looks like he fought a blender
And then lost the fight.
I have occasionally said that I wished I were home sick in bed, but the body cast would be too much.
Oh man… I have totally thought about this. Unfortunately there is no way to regulate the exact amount of dehabilitation, risk of death is too great.
A brain injury would be great. The kind that leaves you sorta happy and smiley.
Trust me, it’s no picnic. Going to the bathroom is difficult when you can’t move your arms… Watching movies all day is kinda nice, but not being able to do anything else, even scratch or feed yourself… not as fun as it sounds!
Great comic though. 😀
Love the faerie bug. 🙂
I’ve heard of coquettish women, but croquettish???
XD
I’m impressed that Bug slept through that beating. If being beaten by a mallet like that doesn’t wake him up, he might have other issues he could take advantage of!
hahaha third panel cracks me up XD
how did i miss this comic? Thank god for the random button
Careful, you’ll give Andy Dwyer ideas.
Huh. This is pretty much the plot to the anime Paranoia Agent.