Panel one reminds me of my Aunt. She’s got a big meatball sub in one hand and a sleeve of Oreos in the other while complaining that she can’t seem to lose weight.
And your description reminds me of my mother:
She’s handing me a plate full of meatballs and the Oreos afterwards and complains that *I* don’t seem to lose weight…
Oh my GOSH, that title. How do you do it? I used to have the Keg, now it’s more of a 1/2 keg. No six-pack yet, probably never, but that’s okay. I don’t need no steenking 6 pack abs, mang!
Just for kicks, I thought I’d list out a few of the videos I’ve worked out to that specifically target abdominal muscles:
* Gilad’s Abs Workout: A stereotypical muscle-bound fitness instructor takes you through 40 minutes of grueling abs work. Near the end he says, “By now, you should have a pretty good idea where the abdominals are.” That’s right, you think, as the constant soreness over the next few days won’t let you forget them at all.
* 10 Minute Solution: Blast Off Belly Fat: Five ten-minute workouts, each instructed by a slim female instructor. Don’t let these lithe ladies fool you, though — some of the workouts will have you feeling like you’re going to drop from exhaustion, but the instructors don’t run out of breath or even break a sweat. It’s rather humbling in that respect.
* Richard Simmons AB Formula: (Yes, I’ve actually worked out to this.) Richard Simmons takes you through 20 minutes of ab work using just an ab bar (to cradle your head) and some classic tunes. Considerably more fun than the average ab workout (and quirkier, considering who the instructor is), but is still a good workout.
They all do some work on the obliques (abdominal muscles, that is), which is maybe how the bug in the second panel can manage a three-pack.
I am so stealing Bug’s line in the last panel
Ditto. And I *love* the title.
The last panel somehow reminds me of the episodes of friends where Joey gets hernia.
It’s less of a six pack and more like a small keg…
Yes, that’s what I heard in Austria lately:
Who wants a six pack when you can get a whole keg?
Alternative:
It’s a “six pack in a crust”.
Panel one reminds me of my Aunt. She’s got a big meatball sub in one hand and a sleeve of Oreos in the other while complaining that she can’t seem to lose weight.
And your description reminds me of my mother:
She’s handing me a plate full of meatballs and the Oreos afterwards and complains that *I* don’t seem to lose weight…
Oh my GOSH, that title. How do you do it? I used to have the Keg, now it’s more of a 1/2 keg. No six-pack yet, probably never, but that’s okay. I don’t need no steenking 6 pack abs, mang!
Have we seen the curly headed bug woman before? She’s bugalicious.
Just for kicks, I thought I’d list out a few of the videos I’ve worked out to that specifically target abdominal muscles:
* Gilad’s Abs Workout: A stereotypical muscle-bound fitness instructor takes you through 40 minutes of grueling abs work. Near the end he says, “By now, you should have a pretty good idea where the abdominals are.” That’s right, you think, as the constant soreness over the next few days won’t let you forget them at all.
* 10 Minute Solution: Blast Off Belly Fat: Five ten-minute workouts, each instructed by a slim female instructor. Don’t let these lithe ladies fool you, though — some of the workouts will have you feeling like you’re going to drop from exhaustion, but the instructors don’t run out of breath or even break a sweat. It’s rather humbling in that respect.
* Richard Simmons AB Formula: (Yes, I’ve actually worked out to this.) Richard Simmons takes you through 20 minutes of ab work using just an ab bar (to cradle your head) and some classic tunes. Considerably more fun than the average ab workout (and quirkier, considering who the instructor is), but is still a good workout.
They all do some work on the obliques (abdominal muscles, that is), which is maybe how the bug in the second panel can manage a three-pack.
one should be able to open an account in this site and, among other things, keep track of one’s favorite strips.
That’s been made obsolete as; EVERY strip is everyones’ favorite! 😀
that line sounds pretty orwelian…