Adopt A Bug
I wasn’t going to have any dialogue in the last panel, but after I drew it I felt it needed a little something more. I came up with “Aw man. It’s out of cute ones.” at the eleventh hour but wasn’t totally happy with it.
Just for fun – let me hear what you guys would write for the last panel.
Newborn Vacu-Tube: So wrong … yet, so funny.
"Stupid vending machine! Give me my baby!"
Darn thing is jammed again.
"Which of these comes with nuts?"
"I hope these are organic"
Aw man… sold out of the tasty pink ones.
I like the "out of cute ones" dialogue, it's nice and cruel.. Another suggestion could be "$8.99! What a rip-off. Think I'll have chinese instead"
"Darn-it, the only one's left are past their expiration date."
Yeah, I agree with the above. You know eventually they'd all be made in China or Mexico.
That last frame is just perfect. I loled.
"I'm only one away from a full set!"
Perhaps?
"Stuck! Guess I'll just shake the machine it till it comes loose."
"Is it me or do they all look like Tiger Woods?"
Yeah, I do like the last panel the way it is, but it'd be even funnier if the baby got stuck…^
I think the "out of cute ones" is a good final dialogue.
I could only come up with things like:
"iiiiew, they are almost over their expiration date!"
"oeh… they have the twins on sale!"
The babies in the vending machine look just like him!
"Damn thing stole my money." could work. But the line that's there is good.
"Damn, it stuck." -shakes the machine-
I liked the "cute ones", but there's also "the one I want has an empty space, so I'd have to pay twice" or the variation where the one you want is behind something else (which doesn't work too well as a sound bite) and getting stuck halfway out. That could be really morbid though. cute ones was the way to go…
last panel – "oh wow, they've got them in barbeque flavor now!"
"I wonder if they're fresh?"
"Anyone got any change?"
"I probably shouldn't shake it."
"TIMMY?! What the hell?"
Um, E-5… DAMN, I meant D-5! I really didn't want one with nuts.
"Damn it! Some celebrity came and cleaned out the cute ones!"
Damn it! Exact Change Required!
or
Its stuck, half way. I hate it when that happens.
or
They're probably stale. They look like they've been in here awhile.
Dammit, Angelina took all the good ones.
lol 😀
damn! it ate my quarter again!
Exact change only?
I wouldn't have said anything, but instead put a priest's collar on the guy.
I'm just glad you didn't make a call-back to The Simpsons with "Yarr, not a looker in the bunch."
The guy could also try sticking his hand up in the machine to steal one.
“What! This machine only accepts debit/credit cards"
Damn, the fat one jammed the machine!
"i guess we should have put some air holes in when we designed this thing."
LOL, I'm trying to picture a third view of the vacuum tube. The one that shows the tube zig zagging through the city to deliver the baby.
"Everyone to the right on three…"
I wonder if I put a dollar in will two come out?!
Hilarious! Though a "Do Not Shake" on the vending machine would have been hilarious, especially if he was slapping the machine to free his jammed baby.
I like this idea. But the whole strip is just wrong LOL.
I thought "Oh man it's out of cute ones" was perfect and I laughed out loud, so there.
"Damn, I wanted coffee".
"No chocolate flavour?"
I like "aw man, there out of the cute ones."
"Crap, none of these are house-broken."
Another option would have been to have something like the "Wheel of Fortune with babies in place of the dollar values…
"Which one of you is the musical prodigy?"
"Oh sure, 15 pack of Gummi worms and NO Baby Ruths"
c'mon there's a Baby Ruth joke just screaming to get out. Much like the vending-babies.
"Come on little blonde girl! You're the last one I need to have the full set!"
"I should get back to work, but i guess a baby wouldn't hurt."
“zero trans fatâ€
Great lines everyone! Thanks for the laughs. You guys are awesome!
"Why does Japan get porn machines while we get these?"
Japan gets porn machines? Damn.
lucky bastards
The Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine…