You truly have a skewed vision, Adam. I like that in a cartoonist. Or do you refer to yourself as a “Stripper” ala Bloom County’s Breathed?
Either way, keep ’em coming!
And of course the question was answered by the very next comic – kids can be bartered for goods and services. Too bad you can only have one firstborn; those things are worth their weight in gold.
You truly have a skewed vision, Adam. I like that in a cartoonist. Or do you refer to yourself as a “Stripper” ala Bloom County’s Breathed?
Either way, keep ’em coming!
Haha! Until I make a living off this nonsense, I’m just calling myself a struggling online stripper.
Wasn’t there an 80’s movie about this?
Could be worse, At least you’re not putting toddlers or babies in charge of the world.
I mean…. isn’t that basically retirement? You get to 65, notice that your kids are capable of doing work now, and say “AH-HA! Now it’s MY turn!”
“Making kids do the work I don’t want to” is the only good reason I’ve ever heard for having kids. How do most people justify it then?
“You said you were on the pill.”
And of course the question was answered by the very next comic – kids can be bartered for goods and services. Too bad you can only have one firstborn; those things are worth their weight in gold.
you can have as many firstborns as you want if you have them at home and don’t fill out any paperwork.
My fiancee said today that I’m my toddler’s bitch. I do whatever she wants. It’s sorta true, but she’s so freakin’ cute, what am I supposed to do?
BRB… I gotta sing the ABC song again…