I lived in Amish country for years, and it was terrible. They are rude, smell bad, and all have staring problems…I think it is the inbreeding. I have heard that other people have had good experiences living around them, but it must be different ones than I lived near.
And they all have 1 of 3 faces…male or female. Face 1, looks fine on anyone….these are the Amish that you see in movies I guess. Face 2, the men can hide it behind a beard, but the women are not so lucky(until they get old, then they all grow beards). Face 3, nobody is lucky.
I have to say I am quite impressed that he can nail a board to his face more than once without realizing he was doing it. That would take lots of drugs for most people.
I think you are mixing buttons up with zippers. The Amish I know have buttons everywhere.
@OIK2 – I am sorry to hear of your bad experiences with the Amish. I have had nothing but good times with them. The oddest smell I caught from one was roast beef. I have a good Amish friend, and he will talk both your ears off without thinking twice about it.
FIRST!!!!!!!1!!!
Panels 3 and 4 are friggin hilarious!
Also. This comic was posted June 27… and yet I’m commenting… ON THE 26TH.
HE’S A WITCH!!
does he weigh the same as a duck?
You are amazing, Equinox. I love that movie!!
Can we burn him?
Refer to Equinox’s comment, DougM
Outstanding: “I look like the guy Orville Redenbacher beat up in high school”.
Nice wordplay in the narrations there, Mr Huber. Well done on the wickedly wonderful work!
FOURTH!!!
Board to the face. Ahahahaha
NO! You’re Murray! You should laugh “BWAHAHAHA”. He always laughs with a “Bwah” at the beginning. At least in MI3.
I lived in Amish country for years, and it was terrible. They are rude, smell bad, and all have staring problems…I think it is the inbreeding. I have heard that other people have had good experiences living around them, but it must be different ones than I lived near.
And they all have 1 of 3 faces…male or female. Face 1, looks fine on anyone….these are the Amish that you see in movies I guess. Face 2, the men can hide it behind a beard, but the women are not so lucky(until they get old, then they all grow beards). Face 3, nobody is lucky.
I love alliteration. (:
Burst out laughing at Panel 4 – Hilarious stuff Adam!
Perhaps he’d be a better Quaker.
I am again floored by this fantastically funny favourite.
You do know the Amish don’t wear bow ties, right? Buttons neither.
Ah the Amish. A never ending supply of jokes.
How many times can one be nailed in the face with a board before hiring a contractor?
AbuBilly:
“You do know the Amish don’t wear bow ties, right? Buttons neither.”
Why? Are buttons too “high-tech”?
“Again?”
Marvelous!
I have to say I am quite impressed that he can nail a board to his face more than once without realizing he was doing it. That would take lots of drugs for most people.
Blizno: nope, they’re too “fancy.” They don’t wear belt buckles either, for the same reason.
I think you are mixing buttons up with zippers. The Amish I know have buttons everywhere.
@OIK2 – I am sorry to hear of your bad experiences with the Amish. I have had nothing but good times with them. The oddest smell I caught from one was roast beef. I have a good Amish friend, and he will talk both your ears off without thinking twice about it.
It depends on the community. The Amish I knew always wore hooks and eyes.
Awesome stuff! Particulary the last frame had me giggling, as its just 3 days since I managed to drive a nail clean through my hand:-S
That is some wonderfully well-written wordplay right there.