Yeah, also I have no idea how you get the snake to hold still long for you to wrap it around yourself like a loincloth.
“Hold on, my thong keeps trying to pry itself off of me.”
I only had little garden snakes for pets, so they weren’t big enough for the scarf thing. I would let them ride wound around clips in my hair or on the tuning pegs of my guitar.
That… is an *extremely* cool mental image. Like some sort of… I don’t know, it keeps flitting back and forth between “hardcore snake rocker” and “heavy metal Medusa.”
My sister wore hers as a bracelet, but he was pretty small. One day she totally forgot and wore him to work. She worked at a classes shoe shop at the time Hilarity ensued
My snake just always wrapped himself around my head tiara style of his own accord. He liked snuggling for warmth. *loses self in nostalgic cuteness*
My Mom also knew a lady who came into her bank every day with a bracelet snake. I’ve always wondered how you get them to stay on a wrist. It’s not very warm or anything.
Did anyone else end lady bug’s line as, “or are you just happy to see me”?
The utter randomness of this is just fantastic.
Actually, not random. Coincidentally, today’s XKCD explains: http://xkcd.com/1210/
It is random in an interesting way unlike XKCD.
The scaly sumo seems kinda dangerous if the snakes head is that close to a guys privates… The first panel makes me think of jazz music. No idea why.
Yeah, also I have no idea how you get the snake to hold still long for you to wrap it around yourself like a loincloth.
“Hold on, my thong keeps trying to pry itself off of me.”
It’s the beatnik ‘stache and beard. Very jazzy.
4th panel’s bug’s such an asphole.
Yep that’s actually a compliment. tee-hee!
There’s also the “Rambo”, or the “Rope Belt”…
Can you tie a snake without killing it?
If you can pull off panel three, you can.
TO THE PET STORE!!
Is the snake named Cornholio? Will it demand TP for the bunghole?
TP FOR DA BUNGHOLE!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
That last panel…poor li’l snake. I was gonna make an Asp joke, but someone beat me to it, so…
As long as the snake doesn’t mistake you for dinner and then it’s Darwin’s Delight.
Panel 4 reminds me of the magical tapeworm from Smosh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfpOJ3QXq7E
At least it isn’t an Asian Swamp Eel. http://bit.ly/12ilMji
As always, reality beats fiction. Would you pass the mindbleach, please?
‘Tars a snake in my boot-y’
I loved this show and it is another use for a snake. http://youtu.be/ounsmdO11x0?t=2m
If I remember my classics correctly wasn’t Cleopatra bitten on the asp?
Yes, she was.
I’m listening to Alice Cooper right now. Seems fitting.
Also…. “You go first!”
I only had little garden snakes for pets, so they weren’t big enough for the scarf thing. I would let them ride wound around clips in my hair or on the tuning pegs of my guitar.
That… is an *extremely* cool mental image. Like some sort of… I don’t know, it keeps flitting back and forth between “hardcore snake rocker” and “heavy metal Medusa.”
Nice “Raiders” reference.
“Is that a snake in your pants or did you just take Viagra?”
Anyone else think of Echidna from Queen’s Blade after seeing panel 3?
Don’t forget about mens neck wear
The Boa Bolo
The Cotton-mouth Cravat
The Coral Clipon
My sister wore hers as a bracelet, but he was pretty small. One day she totally forgot and wore him to work. She worked at a classes shoe shop at the time Hilarity ensued
My snake just always wrapped himself around my head tiara style of his own accord. He liked snuggling for warmth. *loses self in nostalgic cuteness*
My Mom also knew a lady who came into her bank every day with a bracelet snake. I’ve always wondered how you get them to stay on a wrist. It’s not very warm or anything.
Fear of gravity, mayhaps?
I don’t know.
Are snakes up to speed on Einstein?*
*oh! Double pun! +1 EXP
If you’ve got two, you can use them as suspenders!
I like how derp that snake is.
A snake tried to go up my pants once.