Aw…. Bug’s so cute in his Evel Knievel outfit. Does his motor cycle have training wheels?
No, but his bike is just a ten speed with red white and blue tassels on the handlebars.
With a baseball card in the spokes?
Are you sure it’s a ten speed and not one of those sparkle vinyl banana seat bikes with an STP sticker on the side?
So not so much Evel Knievil and more a Super Dave Osborne then. Don’t forget those authentic Saskatchewan sealskin bindings for safety.
Okay, Adam, were you looking at my license when you did the 4th panel?
Wait, how’d you get in? Was this a psychic viewing thing?
Everybody looks like a mental patient on their driver’s license. My husband looks like an ax murderer.
On his driver’s license.
Does he – by any chance – wield an ax on said picture?
Nope– just the beard and the smile.
I don’t fake smile, and apparently my “neutral” expression looks kinda grim so I’ve never not had an ID photo that I didn’t look really angry.
Years ago my mom once told that a friend of hers spotted me and told her that I looked really unhappy. My mom replied, “No. That’s just his face.”
My Mom’s friend’s semi-estranged* husband spent a month in lost & found.
He went out, lubricated, without I.D. and died of an apparent heart attack. When his pension came in and he didn’t bring her any money she got worried.
*estranged. Not abandoned.
“But the doctor’s on vacation so you took the medication and wound up in lost & found.”
___Pat Benatar
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Aw…. Bug’s so cute in his Evel Knievel outfit. Does his motor cycle have training wheels?
No, but his bike is just a ten speed with red white and blue tassels on the handlebars.
With a baseball card in the spokes?
Are you sure it’s a ten speed and not one of those sparkle vinyl banana seat bikes with an STP sticker on the side?
So not so much Evel Knievil and more a Super Dave Osborne then.
Don’t forget those authentic Saskatchewan sealskin bindings for safety.
Okay, Adam, were you looking at my license when you did the 4th panel?
Wait, how’d you get in? Was this a psychic viewing thing?
Everybody looks like a mental patient on their driver’s license. My husband looks like an ax murderer.
On his driver’s license.
Does he – by any chance – wield an ax on said picture?
Nope– just the beard and the smile.
I don’t fake smile, and apparently my “neutral” expression looks kinda grim so I’ve never not had an ID photo that I didn’t look really angry.
Years ago my mom once told that a friend of hers spotted me and told her that I looked really unhappy. My mom replied, “No. That’s just his face.”
My Mom’s friend’s semi-estranged* husband spent a month in lost & found.
He went out, lubricated, without I.D. and died of an apparent heart attack.
When his pension came in and he didn’t bring her any money she got worried.
*estranged. Not abandoned.
“But the doctor’s on vacation
so you took the medication
and wound up in lost & found.”
___Pat Benatar