“You swept me off my jews faster than a blitzkrieg
You sure got me head over heils
Do you nazi how macht I luftwaffe you?
So aryan gonna be mein valentine?
Or will you just break mein hearth into two?”
A heart with a Hitler mustache is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude…only YOU could make Hitlerizing a beloved (by some, anyway) holiday funny!
I’m gonna buy you a beer if we ever meet*
* No, I’m not stalking you, I have no idea where you live and we’ll probably never meet. But, if you ever run into a fat guy named Jeff…just ask for a beer.
ha! My husband is from Poland. I asked them if they celebrated Valentine’s and he said “not really.” Maybe it’s true though! MAYBE VALENTINE’S IS GOING TO INVADE POLAND!
3rd panel got me. Laughing uproariously. People are staring. I will probably continue to burst into laughter at random moments for the next several days every time I think of this, and attempt to use “Done broke my metaphor” as often as possible in ordinary conversation. Thanks Adam!
Did you know valentines day is also national condom day? Maybe The Hitler heart is having plans of invading and destroying all contraceptive companies.
Discussion (38) ¬
I think this is the strangest comic I’ve ever read.
YES. Just so much yes.
Could not have said it better.
Wir brauchen herzen raum!
I’m German and I have no idea what you’re trying to say.
I believe he’s making a play on “Lebensraum”. A Norwegian expression for love is “heart room.” Judging by his name, Thorbjørn is Norwegian.
I’m German and I have no idea what [i]YOUR[/i] saying!!
Tee hee,,,, realizing that I responded to what I, supposedly, didn’t understand… 😀
Actually, ‘you’re’ is completely valid in that situation, since it’s just the short form of “you are”.
Valantines day would be way more awesome if it had tanks in it….just saying.
What wouldn’t? 😉
“You swept me off my jews faster than a blitzkrieg
You sure got me head over heils
Do you nazi how macht I luftwaffe you?
So aryan gonna be mein valentine?
Or will you just break mein hearth into two?”
“Swept me off my jews”?
Jews was supposed to be “shoes”, somewhat a replacement for “feet”. Eh I guess it didn’t fit that much.
I thought “swept me off my Jews” was inspired.
Or maybe it’s just the fact that the word “Jew” makes everything funny.
I just loved it it when Bug noticed he lost track of his metaphor.
Now that’s a comparison I never thought I’d see. You never cease to amaze me Adam!
Army of Hiter-heart’s tanks is planning to invade my country?
We better set up defences. Something heartbreaking…
I guess you could play Edward Scissorhands on a bunch of big outdoor screens.
Did you break the metaphor? I know a few women who love to have their Poland invaded. Of course, not by Hitler. They prefer someone … Pole-ish.
Ay, Caramba!
I’m from Poland and I feel I need to inform you that Valentinewaffe has already invaded.
Ja, wollt ihr die totale Liebe? Hach, solche Comics sorgen immer für einen Gefühlsparteitag. Nur weiter so: Liebe macht frei!
Danke!
Stellt sich mir nun die Frage: Kannst du tatsächlich deutsch oder hast du “Danke” nur gegoogelt? 😀
Ha-ha! Ich täusche es mit google translate.
Pretty fly.
A heart with a Hitler mustache is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude…only YOU could make Hitlerizing a beloved (by some, anyway) holiday funny!
I’m gonna buy you a beer if we ever meet*
* No, I’m not stalking you, I have no idea where you live and we’ll probably never meet. But, if you ever run into a fat guy named Jeff…just ask for a beer.
Your metaphor is intact. You cannot have a proper VD snuggle unless the poles land.
Stuff like a broken metaphor usually happen when you let it go off track.
ha! My husband is from Poland. I asked them if they celebrated Valentine’s and he said “not really.” Maybe it’s true though! MAYBE VALENTINE’S IS GOING TO INVADE POLAND!
3rd panel got me. Laughing uproariously. People are staring. I will probably continue to burst into laughter at random moments for the next several days every time I think of this, and attempt to use “Done broke my metaphor” as often as possible in ordinary conversation. Thanks Adam!
good one. BTW, am I missing it or do you not have a Bug facebook page?
Broken metaphors are the best kind! Please, make some sort of merchant out of the last panel – I BEG you!
Did you know valentines day is also national condom day? Maybe The Hitler heart is having plans of invading and destroying all contraceptive companies.
But they do often want to go to France…
Am I the only one that is worried about the “master rece” in panel 3? If so, I’m probably not getting the joke.
Panel 4- Poland has some homophobic policies, so invading Poland could be actually good.