This is one of those epic moments in the history of comic where I have to get my comment in to congratulate you for another success on the field of random humor.
Matthew 25:37- ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink?’
Matthew 25:40- ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
If we then follow this logic, stealing ANYBODY’S food is like stealing God’s food. Of course, this comic assumes that God needs to eat.
Pretty sure the definition of blasphemy is preaching about God in a way that contradicts what’s written in the Bible. Now, I’m not sure if this idea is actually correct, but if it is then stealing God’s food–while it is kind of a one-way ticket to hell–wouldn’t technically qualify.
Discussion (20) ¬
Is the tip 10%?
If I ask Him to damn something, is that blasphemous? If He actually damns it, is it still blasphemous?
@Drakey, you obviously haven’t read through the archives, or your prayers would have already been answered. 😛
https://www.bugmartini.com/comics/prayer-etiquette-2/
The big guy has to have developed a pretty thick skin by now.
This comic reminds me of George Carlin’s “Heavy Mysteries” bit.
That “aww” in the second panel makes me want to rethink blaspheming. God sounds so sad.
“No, I’m not mad, just… disappointed.”
You want blasphemy? Try talking to any members of Westboro Baptist Church!
HEYOOO!
Oh wait that was hypocrisy…
HEYOOO! x2 COMBO!
Freakin’ Got’em!
Blasphemy is a VICTIMLESS crime ~ LanceThruster
Aww -Godbug
LOL!
This is one of those epic moments in the history of comic where I have to get my comment in to congratulate you for another success on the field of random humor.
Ahh, haha, I love the little outfits for bug-sunday school!
I almost didn’t put them in, but couldn’t resist drawing the lil’ guy in his Sunday suit.
“Blasphe’me, Blasphe’you” Sounds like the title to an episode of Animaniacs
“Blasphe’me, Blasphe’you” Sounds like the title to an episode of Animaniacs
I like the God Bug going “Aww”. And an excellent title.
Matthew 25:37- ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink?’
Matthew 25:40- ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
If we then follow this logic, stealing ANYBODY’S food is like stealing God’s food. Of course, this comic assumes that God needs to eat.
Pretty sure the definition of blasphemy is preaching about God in a way that contradicts what’s written in the Bible. Now, I’m not sure if this idea is actually correct, but if it is then stealing God’s food–while it is kind of a one-way ticket to hell–wouldn’t technically qualify.