I got a call about an angry raccoon in the attic… fortunately no crossbow.
I would tell people that they could tell if a snake was venomous by the shape of the pupil in their eyes. Nobody ever wanted to get that close. (Not sure it’s true anyway.)
If you told someone that, odds are you’d get fired.
We have an easy way to check if a snake is venomous where I am. If it’s a snake, it’s venomous. (I live in Australia.)
If you’re a perfectionist, there should be quotation marks after “kitchen” in panel 4.
Aw crap. Good catch. Will fix.
“AH! Quotation Marks! And they have a machine gun!” 🙂
I hate to be a critic, but why did you pass up the opportunity to visualize a koala infestation?
Because koalas are dicks.
And 90% of em got Chlamydia.
Maybe he doesn’t know the works of Mitch Hedberg.
Actually, koalas can inflict rather severe injuries, and can become aggressive if mishandled.
“Oh God, frolicking puppies! Get the Taser!”
Could part of the issue be that Alligators don’t frolic?
Don’t forget the 16″ rats armed with laser guns that are in city sewers…
Quite frankly I’m more concerned with the 6′ rats in the sewers teaching turtles to be ninja masters.
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I thought the rats were training turtles!
You’d have to live in Night Vale to get puppy infestations.
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I got a call about an angry raccoon in the attic… fortunately no crossbow.
I would tell people that they could tell if a snake was venomous by the shape of the pupil in their eyes. Nobody ever wanted to get that close. (Not sure it’s true anyway.)
If you told someone that, odds are you’d get fired.
We have an easy way to check if a snake is venomous where I am. If it’s a snake, it’s venomous. (I live in Australia.)
If you’re a perfectionist, there should be quotation marks after “kitchen” in panel 4.
Aw crap. Good catch. Will fix.
“AH! Quotation Marks! And they have a machine gun!” 🙂
I hate to be a critic, but why did you pass up the opportunity to visualize a koala infestation?
Because koalas are dicks.
And 90% of em got Chlamydia.
Maybe he doesn’t know the works of Mitch Hedberg.
Actually, koalas can inflict rather severe injuries, and can become aggressive if mishandled.
“Oh God, frolicking puppies! Get the Taser!”
Could part of the issue be that Alligators don’t frolic?
Don’t forget the 16″ rats armed with laser guns that are in city sewers…
Quite frankly I’m more concerned with the 6′ rats in the sewers teaching turtles to be ninja masters.
‘Like’
+1
I thought the rats were training turtles!
You’d have to live in Night Vale to get puppy infestations.