Actually with amazon prime you can schedule a delivery day and time window that is convenient for you. I.E. when your wife isn’t home, and in the delivery notes you could technically specify which window you did want it delivered to, although it sorta depends on your delivery driver whether they will comply with that request.
Although you are on your own for the order details. Maybe tell your wife it was the neighbor kids demands for mowing your lawn? Just a thought…
Fun-sized treats offer the best mass/price ratio, at least where I’m from. You can’t get full-sized bars in big enough packs to rival the boxes fun-sized bars come in at a comparable price.
Actually with amazon prime you can schedule a delivery day and time window that is convenient for you. I.E. when your wife isn’t home, and in the delivery notes you could technically specify which window you did want it delivered to, although it sorta depends on your delivery driver whether they will comply with that request.
Although you are on your own for the order details. Maybe tell your wife it was the neighbor kids demands for mowing your lawn? Just a thought…
They could also somehow disguise the effect they have on your belly.
I’m going to remain quiet about where that title came from.
NEVER MIND. I was thinking of something else. Something very very else.
what was the general genre of what you were thinking of?
Panel 4 was my laugh-out-loud panel for the day.
An entire bag of FUN-sized Snickers?
Pff, amateur. Pro covert gluttons snarf the real deal full-sized bars or nothing.
Fun-sized treats offer the best mass/price ratio, at least where I’m from. You can’t get full-sized bars in big enough packs to rival the boxes fun-sized bars come in at a comparable price.
What’s your plan for when she inevitably asks to listen to discovering your inner quinoa?
The second panel reminds me of what Strong Bad once said when he received a “Fun Size” candy bar while trick-or-treating:
“FUN size? What’s so FUN about eating less candy?”
(I guess if you have a whole bag of “Fun Size” candy, that would be more fun.)
Use a separate account, and get Prime on that. Your wife will never know if you pay on your own card.