My cat’s time table: Wake up, sit at window (he peed on everything in the house so now he lives outside in the garage) begging for food, get fed, repeat for entire day. For real. Oh, and in summer, 6:33 when chasing random harmless inanimate objects.
A cats daily planner
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7:00 AM – wake up
7:13 AM – nap
3:00 PM – beg for food
3:10 PM – doze
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4:30 PM – rest
5:15 PM – sleep
6:33 PM – act bat sh*t crazy for no good reason
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8:00 PM – stretch
9:13 PM – relax
11:40 PM – snooze
12:00 AM – battle goblin trying to steal your soul
omg..the last panel ftw!
Cats DO NOT beg. They tell you to feed them. I depends on how your listening and if they really want to eat what you have.
cat battlin’ goblin, i know i saw that movie, but i cant remember its name… stephen king maybe?
‘Twas a Steven King movie, one about several short stories featuring the cat as connecting element. Title is”Cat’s Eye” says Google.
Makes you wonder why he doesn’t look more battered up.
Ha, I love this one. Sounds exactly like the kind of schedule my cat runs on.
Been reading the Red Skelton ghost story collection again, I see.
aaahh, so THAT’S what all the racket is in the middle of the night! thanks, kittehs!
This one right here, is awesome!
my cat is 6:33 24-7
Wasn’t that the story about a kid who wrote on scrolls, got ban- Wait no, DRAWINGS of cats saved the boy in that story.
My cat’s time table: Wake up, sit at window (he peed on everything in the house so now he lives outside in the garage) begging for food, get fed, repeat for entire day. For real. Oh, and in summer, 6:33 when chasing random harmless inanimate objects.
What did the dwarf say to the gnome on thanksgiving?
“I thought I saw a turkey outside, but it was just goblin’.”
A cats daily planner
—
7:00 AM – wake up
7:13 AM – nap
3:00 PM – beg for food
3:10 PM – doze
—
4:30 PM – rest
5:15 PM – sleep
6:33 PM – act bat sh*t crazy for no good reason
—
8:00 PM – stretch
9:13 PM – relax
11:40 PM – snooze
12:00 AM – battle goblin trying to steal your soul
Cats actually spend most of their time on the internet.