When I was a child, I asked my father if there were monsters under my bed…he answered that not only were there monsters under my bed, but also in the closet, and we had a prehistoric razor fanged fish swimming in the pool in the back yard…
And now, let’s answer some children’s questions…
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Kiddo Bug: Would my parents REALLY sell me to the gypsies?
Narrator: Nah, they can get much more money from the Russians.
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Kiddo Bug: Are there monsters under my bed?
Narrator: Close, they’re actually IN the mattress.
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Kiddo Bug: When I crow up, can I be what ever I want?
Narrator: Sure… assuming your expectations are low.
I like this one!
All the answers laid out on the table!
Panel 3 is making me itchy.
Panel 3 is accurate. The monsters in my mattress did scare me a lot when I was very, very young…
I like the second panel xD
Love this entire one! And, no they won't leave you at the orphanage either! Panel 3 is making me itchy now.
When I was a child, I asked my father if there were monsters under my bed…he answered that not only were there monsters under my bed, but also in the closet, and we had a prehistoric razor fanged fish swimming in the pool in the back yard…
Your comic is astoundingly awesome.
My parents' response to panel 2?
"We tried, but they didn't want you either."
Gotta love 'em.
is it just me or is the last panel pointing towards sexism?
I thought it might be as well.
It is just you, yep.
That's the asbestos pillow making you itchy
The Russians sold me back. Something about 'not cost-effective' and 'burn in hell' and 'never forget what happened to those curtains'.
I find the little guy in the first panel adorable 😉
Do you have contact information for the Russians?
Bad choice with Russians. They'd be more likely to sell their kids than buy yours.
your stripping deserves more than singles.. 🙂
You know those ruskies. Always russian to buy kids.
And now, let’s answer some children’s questions…
—
Kiddo Bug: Would my parents REALLY sell me to the gypsies?
Narrator: Nah, they can get much more money from the Russians.
—
Kiddo Bug: Are there monsters under my bed?
Narrator: Close, they’re actually IN the mattress.
—
Kiddo Bug: When I crow up, can I be what ever I want?
Narrator: Sure… assuming your expectations are low.