Haha, your link is down, but I think I know the statue you’re talking about. Did your image have the hilarious caption, “*#&% off, babies, it’s dancing time!”?
I’ve actually taken to using “ninja training” *koff koff* as a way to instill some discipline in my 5-year-old. She obeys much more readily when I bark at her in Japanese (all two words of it I know), and she’ll do just about ANY homework or small chore if it means we can “train” afterwards (mostly me flipping her onto the bed & teaching her how to dodge & roll…).
I was put on this Earth to beat up children. You let them all gang up on you, then it’s like the fight scene in the second Matrix movie between Neo and all the Agent Smith’s where he throws like a hundred of them in the air.
And yes, when they grow up they will remember, but hopefully they’ll take it easy on an old man by then.
Proof positive of the inner demon in all children is that if you bump heads or some such thing, and wait for a response, the toddler will start to bawl. If you beat them to the punch, and *you* start crying…they’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Trust me. It gets you out of a lot of trouble with the ‘rents when caring for “loaner babies.”
I’d be careful, Adam– if one of those little buggers throws a punch, they’re right about at crotch level.
Their fists also fit perfectly in eye sockets.
Just be careful, and know your limits. There is a definite finite number of children every person can take on.
Yeah, it’s fun…until you’re tuckered out and they’ve got 5 hours of charge left in ’em.
Ain’t that the truth. Oh, and the really small ones go for your shins. That is actually less than pleasant.
The first frame reminds me of this really strange statue
Well at least the bugs aren’t naked… or are they… I can’t tell.
That would be an amazing statue if you replaced the bugkids with Nazis and Bug with Indiana Jones.
Haha, your link is down, but I think I know the statue you’re talking about. Did your image have the hilarious caption, “*#&% off, babies, it’s dancing time!”?
This is EXACTLY the reason why I like to have pretend fights with children!
…Well children from people I know though! Can you imagine if it were children from complete strangers?
It’s ALWAYS fun beating up children. See also Will Ferrell in The Campaign for another excellent proof of the theory.
Me, I’m convinced that the WWE gets all its moves from toddlers and preschoolers. I’m pretty sure all of my kids have tried pile drivers on me.
It’s fun for the child as well.
I speak from childhood experience.
Trash talking kids is fun as well. Livens up a round of Trouble.
It’s all fun and games until the kid with martial arts training shows up…
Haa then only he may have fun B)…unless he’s famous and you have enough strength to ask for an autograph.
But they do get older and do not forget. I used to do the same thing to my nephew who’s now 20 and can kick my butt!
I’ve actually taken to using “ninja training” *koff koff* as a way to instill some discipline in my 5-year-old. She obeys much more readily when I bark at her in Japanese (all two words of it I know), and she’ll do just about ANY homework or small chore if it means we can “train” afterwards (mostly me flipping her onto the bed & teaching her how to dodge & roll…).
I was put on this Earth to beat up children. You let them all gang up on you, then it’s like the fight scene in the second Matrix movie between Neo and all the Agent Smith’s where he throws like a hundred of them in the air.
And yes, when they grow up they will remember, but hopefully they’ll take it easy on an old man by then.
Lol! I used to be like Bruce Lee… But now, if I rough house with my 3 boys I get my ass kicked! I definitely taught them about teamwork!
Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!! Nephew Bugs made their debut!!!
Thought you’d like that.
Proof positive of the inner demon in all children is that if you bump heads or some such thing, and wait for a response, the toddler will start to bawl. If you beat them to the punch, and *you* start crying…they’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Trust me. It gets you out of a lot of trouble with the ‘rents when caring for “loaner babies.”
This reminds me of my childhood and some of my uncles. 😀
As an uncle of five, I approve this message!
Awww, man! It’s all fun and games until your niece gets flung out the window… again…