As a lifeguard, that is most definitely a thing that happens. To make it worse, the place I worked had auxiliary jets that could be turned on, so if I turned them on then someone….did that…..what does that make me?
Hmm. If those jets aren’t for that (also), what exactly are they for, then?
And would it be better or worse (and why) if this happened in a nude pool, e. g., at a public sauna or so?
Two years ago, I began working at a leisure facility with a pool. I did not know this about hot tubs. And I most certainly did NOT Need to learn it today. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA… I can’t hear any more comments!
I think everybody is willing to just pretend that whatever we did when we were thirteen or fourteen just never happened. If we all had to own up to what we did at that age, society would never survive.
Yyyeah. I’m going to be afraid of public swimming for even more reasons.
Pools; Disease incubators, places I might see something that makes me need viagra for a week and death by chlorine.
Sea; Death by near everything, people casually shit in it and the viagra scenario again.
Fortunately, I own my own pool ^^ now too get a spa…
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I agree wholeheartedly.
Would it be worse if he were to turn around and… er, nevermind.
That’s … that’s not actually a thing that happens, is it?
Oh yeah. It happens constantly. Jacuzzi, public pool, anywhere with water jets, there’s a dude straight-on humping it.
That’s it: never going to a health club again, ever.
Ooooooo, yeah, THAT guy.
As a lifeguard, that is most definitely a thing that happens. To make it worse, the place I worked had auxiliary jets that could be turned on, so if I turned them on then someone….did that…..what does that make me?
Stimulating?
An enabler.
I know of at least one public pool that put sensors in the water jets to prevent this.
Hmm. If those jets aren’t for that (also), what exactly are they for, then?
And would it be better or worse (and why) if this happened in a nude pool, e. g., at a public sauna or so?
I could have gone my whole life without needing to know this is a “thing”. But the pool noodle… hahaha, perfect!
What, guys do that too…?
I was thinking “Wait a darn minute, guys aren’t the only ones.”
Thanks for the confirmation.
No, see, straight men would probably be OK with that…closest some of us come to getting any :/
Two years ago, I began working at a leisure facility with a pool. I did not know this about hot tubs. And I most certainly did NOT Need to learn it today. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA… I can’t hear any more comments!
How about the ones with giant, oozing, open wounds that soak in the public tub because they don’t want to dirty up their personal one at home?
PLEASE tell me that you’re just making that up…
Nope, I know of someone who does that. *Gives you barf bag*
Is it worth disinfecting everything, or should I just rent a dumpster?
Who the heck wears sunglasses into the tub?
Someone who thinks they’re being discrete.
Someone whose future is so bright.
It pains me to admit it, but I used to do this when I was about 13-14 years old. I got banned from the pool for a few months.
I think everybody is willing to just pretend that whatever we did when we were thirteen or fourteen just never happened. If we all had to own up to what we did at that age, society would never survive.
Love the conversion comment. Did no one else catch that?
Yyyeah. I’m going to be afraid of public swimming for even more reasons.
Pools; Disease incubators, places I might see something that makes me need viagra for a week and death by chlorine.
Sea; Death by near everything, people casually shit in it and the viagra scenario again.
Fortunately, I own my own pool ^^ now too get a spa…
I feel like that last one would be worse
Ahahahaha, converted to Judaism… Ohh, that’s great!
The rest of it is great too, but oh man, I lost it at that one.
Can’t take the credit, girlfriend came up with that one. Way funnier than anything I was thinking of.