Buy a can of frosting and you’ve got your own chocolate chip cookie sandwiches. If Chips Ahoy and Oreos ever combined, Nabisco would make a killing in the market.
You don’t know what you’re missing. Cookie dough tastes better than actual cookies. Right now I have a bucket of cookie dough blocks in my freezer. I have yet to use them to make cookies.
Raw eggs are often fed to invalids, weaklings and people who need a pick-me-up in Australia. They are considered good, easily digested food, full of protein. Doctors recommend them, and a fresh raw egg beaten into milk is a popular protein drink for body-builders. Raw eggs are also found in icecream and other things. They don’t make you sick, they cure what ails you.
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I just got done catching up on the last six months of bug I missed being in jail
Still amazing- and hilarious.
Wait, what?! What exactly did you do?!
Stepped on some bugs
…. wait, what?
#BreathlessNonSequitur
I see bug shops the same way I do. Just bulldoze ’em into the cart.
Meanwhile me:
*Grab a bunch of instant noodles and eggs*
I’M COOKING!
I tell my wife, “I am the Master of Heat-N-Serve”
If the directions say heat and serve, I am SO on it!
Boiling water IS in my skill set.
I made cookies yesterday… you just knew I would since it is too freaking cold to leave the house…. Lots of cookies…
YES! Chips Ahoy! Little glorious tan disks of goodness.
Buy a can of frosting and you’ve got your own chocolate chip cookie sandwiches. If Chips Ahoy and Oreos ever combined, Nabisco would make a killing in the market.
Then in the hospitals.
From all the diabetes.
Caused by the cookies.
Am I over-explaining again?
Wuzzit?! I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the frosting lid popping open… 🙂
“Drop and Bake” from the dairy section. Pretty good and easy too.
I assume you mean eating the dough out of the bag. Not like mom’s but not bad. Adam could try it.
You don’t know what you’re missing. Cookie dough tastes better than actual cookies. Right now I have a bucket of cookie dough blocks in my freezer. I have yet to use them to make cookies.
They have recipes for eggless cookie dough so it is safe to eat. It is NOM!
Levels upon levels of lazy. Impressive!
Is muh his way of complaining about everything? I remember a previous strip in which he uses it to complain about being sick.
You mean this one? https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/how-to-be-sick-part-4/
Yep, that’s the one!
Dough you understand the implications of eating cookie dough raw? It contains raw eggs, which can bake you sick.
Raw eggs are often fed to invalids, weaklings and people who need a pick-me-up in Australia. They are considered good, easily digested food, full of protein. Doctors recommend them, and a fresh raw egg beaten into milk is a popular protein drink for body-builders. Raw eggs are also found in icecream and other things. They don’t make you sick, they cure what ails you.
You haven’t had my cookies – I’m a pastry chef 🙂 And I eat raw cookie dough at times – if I’ve lived this long, I figure I’m all right.
Generally, if your eggs are uncracked and from a healthy hen, eating them raw won’t hurt you.