For some reason I always get Bertrand Russell and Russell Brand mixed up, which makes for entertaining mental imagery of an awkward hairy guy being unexpectedly wise and eloquent.
See, as far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t really MATTER which order you do them in. I mean, you’re going to have to get around to the whole list eventually. It’s like “the last thing I want to do is hurt you.” Well, great. It’s nice to know that you have so many other more urgent things to do first.
“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.” (Betrand Russell)
For some reason I always get Bertrand Russell and Russell Brand mixed up, which makes for entertaining mental imagery of an awkward hairy guy being unexpectedly wise and eloquent.
I do the same! 😀
BTW, you do realize you already have a strip titled “Death Be Not Proud”? 😉
Well it can’t be wrong if Hollywood does it right?
I think you’re thinking of Death Be Not Spun.
There is actually a “Death, be not proud”, with a comma, back in March.
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/death-be-not-proud/
Not exactly the toilet thing though.
“There is hope for whoever is among the living, because a live dog is better off than a dead lion.” Ecclesiastes 9:4 (The Bible)
Purple nurple before dishonor?
Thanks, Eddy, I’ll have the cake, please. https://youtu.be/rMMHUzm22oE?t=320
What is dishonor being compared to in the blind taste test? Because if it’s death, it’d be an easy test. “Hmmm this tastes like death to me…*thud*”
Well… easy for the second guy in line, anyway.
Well, it’s certainly better to be able to pick out dishonor than pick out death in a taste test.
See, as far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t really MATTER which order you do them in. I mean, you’re going to have to get around to the whole list eventually. It’s like “the last thing I want to do is hurt you.” Well, great. It’s nice to know that you have so many other more urgent things to do first.
Or worse yet, “Horrible death is the last thing that’s going to happen to you!”
Well, um, yes. By definition.
I love that poem.