Well, in the most darndest of times, you might wanna do what I do. It’s called the SIDE A / SIDE B trick, you just flip your undies inside out and voila! Another pair of undies to wear!
It’s like the Arctic Two-Shirt method. It’s hard to do laundry when you’re an arctic explorer, and you can’t pack much weight, so you wear a shirt and take a shirt. You wear shirt A until it’s so filthy you can’t stand it, and then you put on shirt B. Wear shirt B until shirt A starts to look good by comparison, and switch back to wearing A. Eventually B will start looking good…. I assume it works the same way with underwear but I don’t want to think about that, even more so than with shirts.
That comma would make it a delivery system that is both an [emergency delivery system] and a [clean underwear delivery system]. While this is formally correct, I’d think an [emergency [clean underwear delivery system]] – without comma – is more to the point.
But then, I’ve been told on more than one occasion I have a diseased brain 🙂
I laughed out loud at panel 2. Even though I can’t see bug’s face, just the tilt of his head tells me he is wondering “WTF?”
It’s so awesome how you can get such expression in just a few drawn lines. Also liked how the antenna didn’t get squashed by the unexpected cover-up. Legholes, maybe?
You are so right. I went back and looked at the panel again and could see where her hair flip is and the y-fronts are flat on her face. This is what happens when one is 68 years old and wears tri-focals. 🙁
The problem whith underwear can be easily remedied:
1. Dont wear underwear.
2. Buy a lot of underwear so that the dirty pile is big enough to wash them or die from starvation
3. Live whith your parents (moms are great for that and a lot of them actually feel happy because of that)
4. Live whith your girlfriend and (if she isnt more of a pig than you) she will probably do the loudry for you but there are risks of major dumpage
5. DONT BE A SLOBY PIG AND DO YOUR LOUDRY!
I believe one of the best ways to measure the worth of an individual is by counting how many times throughout life he or she has legitimate cause to say something no one’s ever heard before.
That last panel killed me. What’s with the comma in the first panel, though? ‘Emergency clean underwear, delivery system’ seems strange.
Well, in the most darndest of times, you might wanna do what I do. It’s called the SIDE A / SIDE B trick, you just flip your undies inside out and voila! Another pair of undies to wear!
Oh nononononononoNO! You.Don’t.Do.That.
Worse if it have skidmarks on it. Ew ew ew ew gross!
+1
It’s like the Arctic Two-Shirt method. It’s hard to do laundry when you’re an arctic explorer, and you can’t pack much weight, so you wear a shirt and take a shirt. You wear shirt A until it’s so filthy you can’t stand it, and then you put on shirt B. Wear shirt B until shirt A starts to look good by comparison, and switch back to wearing A. Eventually B will start looking good…. I assume it works the same way with underwear but I don’t want to think about that, even more so than with shirts.
The only thing that will stop the cycle is skin fungus.
After fungus covers your skin, you can stop wearing shirts altogether!
That’s not freshness that’s being sealed up.
It’s crotchness.
Seal in my Freshness is my new catchphrase for putting on my underoos! Ha ha ha!
I miss you, Adam, on Saturdays and Sundays.
But… as soon as you put a pair on, they become unclean! You must be constantly changing underwear!
There’s a solution for that: Wipe and wash your ass!
I don’t think there should be a comma in panel #1. Which would make a brilliant T-shirt all by itself.
Actually, I think it needs to be after “emergency.” I’ll swap it around.
That comma would make it a delivery system that is both an [emergency delivery system] and a [clean underwear delivery system]. While this is formally correct, I’d think an [emergency [clean underwear delivery system]] – without comma – is more to the point.
But then, I’ve been told on more than one occasion I have a diseased brain 🙂
Yeah, I went back and forth on this, but I think you’re right. Out they go. See you in hell, commas!
I think you’ll be hard pressed to find any punctuation in hell at all.
Or, of course, I’m royally fucked.
I can definitely relate to that!
For me that one day too long before laundry is known as Commando Day.
Commando Day! Commando Week if need be.
As a last resort I could search through my “bag of rags” in the garage for a well worn pair.
Yes, Commado Day! — or, if I’m lucky (and weather is cool enough): Secret Pajama Pants Day
Adam you are awesome. That last panel, and the title, yup you’re a genius.
Panel three! I’m living that today. I had to break the glass for the emergency pair.
I forget to do laundry a lot, so I mostly just go commando.
I laughed out loud at panel 2. Even though I can’t see bug’s face, just the tilt of his head tells me he is wondering “WTF?”
It’s so awesome how you can get such expression in just a few drawn lines. Also liked how the antenna didn’t get squashed by the unexpected cover-up. Legholes, maybe?
Actually, I believe that’s wife bug. And of course, HIS emergency fresh pair fell right over HER face. Somehow it reminds me of my family…
You are so right. I went back and looked at the panel again and could see where her hair flip is and the y-fronts are flat on her face. This is what happens when one is 68 years old and wears tri-focals. 🙁
My roommate seems to think living around the corner from walmart is the equivalent of this. why wash ‘e, when you can buy more *shudder*
Underwear does wear out at times. Your roommate should invest in diapers instead.
The problem whith underwear can be easily remedied:
1. Dont wear underwear.
2. Buy a lot of underwear so that the dirty pile is big enough to wash them or die from starvation
3. Live whith your parents (moms are great for that and a lot of them actually feel happy because of that)
4. Live whith your girlfriend and (if she isnt more of a pig than you) she will probably do the loudry for you but there are risks of major dumpage
5. DONT BE A SLOBY PIG AND DO YOUR LOUDRY!
LOL – that last panel had me in fits of giiggles!!! Awesome 🙂
I believe one of the best ways to measure the worth of an individual is by counting how many times throughout life he or she has legitimate cause to say something no one’s ever heard before.
You are currently beating all of us, Adam.
Sandwich bag underwear? I can clearly see you’re nuts!
I can confidently say that I have never heard anyone call that area their “freshness”.