So he gets drug spatula money from the store and your money becomes drug spatula money, while you get a drug money spatula in exchange of drug money spatula money.
But then, what if the dealer buys more drugs with his drug spatula money? Does it become drug spatula drug money? And he gets drug spatula drugs while his own dealer uses the drug spatula drug money to buy, say, a cat. So now the cat dealer has cat drug spatula drug cat money (that he can use to buy drugs, creating drug cat drug spatula drug money and cat drug spatula drug drug), while the dealer has a drug spatula drug cat. The cat smokes, too.
But wait, there’s more! What if the third dealer, from which the cat dealer bought his cat drug spatula drug drug with drug cat drug spatula drug money sells the cat drug spatula drug drug to you? No, better, he trades it with you for the drug money spatula. So now he has a cat drug spatula drug drug drug money spatula and you get cat drug spatula drug drug drug money money.
So…if the sammich is funding or funded by terrorism, does that make it a Weapon of Mass Cheesiness? And of course, one must assume that tomato soup is involved eventually, so Weapon of Mass Soupiness?
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Sometimes I wonder where you get your ideas, dude. And then I figure I’m probably better off not knowing. Your head is a scary place.
Blood spatulas.
ha ha!
We have a winner!
….Yes?
Grilled by association?
A better question would be: why do you care when there’s grilled cheese to be eaten?
Mmm… Delicious guilt…
You should write PSAs. Then maybe people will actually watch them.
So he gets drug spatula money from the store and your money becomes drug spatula money, while you get a drug money spatula in exchange of drug money spatula money.
But then, what if the dealer buys more drugs with his drug spatula money? Does it become drug spatula drug money? And he gets drug spatula drugs while his own dealer uses the drug spatula drug money to buy, say, a cat. So now the cat dealer has cat drug spatula drug cat money (that he can use to buy drugs, creating drug cat drug spatula drug money and cat drug spatula drug drug), while the dealer has a drug spatula drug cat. The cat smokes, too.
But wait, there’s more! What if the third dealer, from which the cat dealer bought his cat drug spatula drug drug with drug cat drug spatula drug money sells the cat drug spatula drug drug to you? No, better, he trades it with you for the drug money spatula. So now he has a cat drug spatula drug drug drug money spatula and you get cat drug spatula drug drug drug money money.
Someone should make a techno remix out of this.
I was thinking that this cartoon could start a ” slippery slope ” kind of thinking and then you slide down the slope. Happy Landings.
If I could I’d write an algorithm to do this with worldwide trading. Now that would be slippery.
DO IT NAO
Just as an aside to the ‘toon itself, I love the mustache on the sales clerk in panel 2.
Sigh… nobody’s worried about Nerd-Bug’s drug problem?
It’s just for his glaucoma. Honest.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
PS – Don’t check my eyes.
PPS – Anyone have an extra grilled cheese sandwich?
This is your brain on spatula.
This might be one of the weirdest comics you’ve ever made. And considering what you put in your comic on a regular basis, that’s saying something!
So…if the sammich is funding or funded by terrorism, does that make it a Weapon of Mass Cheesiness? And of course, one must assume that tomato soup is involved eventually, so Weapon of Mass Soupiness?
Upon re-reading, today’s strip could have gone the same way but with toilet paper.
Bug’s main problem is shopping for spatulas at “Bed Bath and Bewildered”
And what about the drugs on money? I mean, http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp, right?
maybe not spatulas, but drug users/dealers do use Tide.
http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/
…does too.
…Wait. A Bug Martini with a punchline?
What is this wizardry?