Eye Spy
This is the second strip this week that ends with someone being identified by their butt.
Not planned.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
This is the second strip this week that ends with someone being identified by their butt.
Not planned.
This clearly means that you should make a “Butts Week.”
I second this!
Surely I’ve done enough butt-related strips by now to qualify for a “Butt Month.”
I’m going to butt in with another vote for “butt week”
I hate to ASSk you, but can we do it, please?
I think few more “butt strips” could be contributed to your arse-nal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI6Ci-fkFtA
Reminded me of this. Would you prefer working for the government? No eye scans, at least. = P
Ahh, so THAT’s where Wilkins went!
(Note: He’s the missing guy from the first BUTTS comic this week.)
“Agent Bug sure is eager to go out every time someone wants coffee or take out.”
“Yeah. I think maybe he likes scanning to get back in.”
Adam,
Re: “Not planned”
I think the at the core of what we love about bug is that very little of it appears “planned”. This may be intentional on your part, but if it is, it up’s your insanity just a bit more…
I hate eye stuff with a passion. just the thought of eye drops gets me all crazy.
I think there’s a difference between indirect butt recognition and “direct” butt recognition. It does make me wonder if everyone’s butt pattern is different. They could make this an episode on one of those CSI type shows.
What’s even better: boob recognition. They each have a unique signature. I am writing software to do this automatically, so you can answer those “whose tits are these?” questions with authority.
And it gives me an even better reason to look at lots of them.
Retinal scanner: identification. Eyedentification. Rectal scanner: buttdentification.
Also you do NOT want to mix those two up. It’s a good way to get the stink eye.
*LIKE*
Sly Stallone’s mom Jackie used to tell your fortune from your butt print (really). Who knew she had a future as a security consultant too?
The last slide, jacket up and no pants – I love it.
I hate eye drops only because I can never feel them until they dribble down my face. You could stick a log in my eye and I probably wouldn’t notice.
Yeah, that was me ten years ago putting contact lenses in my eyes on the NYC subway going to work.
Well, I always thought Hurk was better than Work.
I can’t tell if the point has been validated or not. Adam?
Rectal scanner — please don’t give the bastards any ideas.