For everyone else:
Taft – fattest president (once got stuck in his own bathtub)
Lincoln – widely considered our greatest president (ended slavery), so lots of Bugs would want to cosplay him, but there can be only one….
Nixon – resigned from presidency because of scandal, protested “I am not a crook!”
Oh yeah, and Hoover…. who cares.
Just a little more context:
Taft did not actually get stuck in a tub. Taft was also our only president to become a member of our supreme court, a role in which he left a greater legacy.
Why do the Lincoln’s have swords rather than axes?
Nixon’s I have a crook line was actually about an earlier scandal, in which he was innocent of wrong-doing.
And to scare people, dress up as President #45… and right now, almost any of the candidates will do… (just in case for non-USAians – President Obama is the 44th president of the USA)…
Just say it out loud – President Hillary Clinton or President Trump or President Sanders or any… go ahead scare yourself.
Really, Adam; you ought to rehearse a bit with the cast, or at least warn them of the day’s topic. It’s just not fair to spring things like this on the poor bugs.
Needs an explainbugmartini.com for all of us non USAnians. (Thanks, I did read about those persons already this time.)
For everyone else:
Taft – fattest president (once got stuck in his own bathtub)
Lincoln – widely considered our greatest president (ended slavery), so lots of Bugs would want to cosplay him, but there can be only one….
Nixon – resigned from presidency because of scandal, protested “I am not a crook!”
Oh yeah, and Hoover…. who cares.
Madison was our shortest president, but everyone keeps overlooking him.
HEY-OH!
Just a little more context:
Taft did not actually get stuck in a tub. Taft was also our only president to become a member of our supreme court, a role in which he left a greater legacy.
Why do the Lincoln’s have swords rather than axes?
Nixon’s I have a crook line was actually about an earlier scandal, in which he was innocent of wrong-doing.
Possibly because Lincoln actually fought a duel with broadswords?
https://www.civilwar.org/learn/articles/abraham-lincolns-duel
It’s a bit late of a response, I know.
That is a great Taftbug.
If you’ve only got a couple minutes, just dress up as William Henry Harrison, show up, say a quick hi-and-bye to everybody, and leave.
Ha!
And for non-USAnians: Harrison died of pneumonia exactly one month after taking office.
Shame you did not have Nixon as Gerald Ford’s ride.
And to scare people, dress up as President #45… and right now, almost any of the candidates will do… (just in case for non-USAians – President Obama is the 44th president of the USA)…
Just say it out loud – President Hillary Clinton or President Trump or President Sanders or any… go ahead scare yourself.
I think I’m having heart palpitations!
Sanders was just fine, Clinton was okay. The-Orange-Idiot-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is the Devil himself.
Really, Adam; you ought to rehearse a bit with the cast, or at least warn them of the day’s topic. It’s just not fair to spring things like this on the poor bugs.