Odd. You’d think the despondent workers would be the ones to do horrible things to your food because they hate everything and want you to suffer. The peppy ones are just delusionally cheerful and therefore in-your-face annoying.
I know of one store in a not to be mentioned fast-food chain where *multiple* employees were caught “Spankin’ the Monkey” / “Choking the Snake” into customers food.
I will never be able to eat at that franchise again…
;-;
This is why I learned to make my own seasoned fries. Tasty, healthier (because I don’t deep fry ’em) and I know what they have or have not been inserted into.
1 i dont agree with this its refreshing for ppl that work ar fast food to be nice 2 your all wrong, you can only do stuff depending on the manager on shift and then it doesnt matter what the person is like they ALL mess with ur food 😛 (coming from experience)
A friendly fast-food employee is like a politician who expresses his/her views as vaguely as possible. While the general public may hate this act, it’s actually highly recommended (or even absolutely necessary) in the worker’s particular field.
So curly fries = failed butt insertion?
while straight curly fries = successful butt insertion?
And now I can’t eat fries again.
Thank you.
Ha, he just throws it on the floor.
Odd. You’d think the despondent workers would be the ones to do horrible things to your food because they hate everything and want you to suffer. The peppy ones are just delusionally cheerful and therefore in-your-face annoying.
Peppy? Is that a politically correct term for off their nut?
Yes. But it’s usually a harmless “off their nut”. = 3
I know of one store in a not to be mentioned fast-food chain where *multiple* employees were caught “Spankin’ the Monkey” / “Choking the Snake” into customers food.
I will never be able to eat at that franchise again…
;-;
I demand you “mention” this fast food chain, buster!
I drive semi for a living and eat on the road. I don’t want to inadvertently stop at this place…
Man, Bug would love England.
Another strip that shows why Bug will never be in a daily newspaper. Keep up the good work.
Oh god, that’s hilarious. And I’m pretty sure I’m never going to McDonald’s again.
Yeah, all the fries are straight at McDonalds.
hahahaa I’m dying
This is why I learned to make my own seasoned fries. Tasty, healthier (because I don’t deep fry ’em) and I know what they have or have not been inserted into.
If teen bug’s mom chose douche bug as a boyfriend/hubby, me thinks there’s probably a meth lab under the house…
ewwww at the last panel lol.
Oh yes, oh yes, correct use of ‘uninterested’ rather than ‘disinterested’ 🙂
Oh god, I’m not a big laugh-out-loud at things kinda guy, but that third panel is amazing. I laugh every time I look at it.
Are we sure it isn’t just a regular fry that has been “seasoned” with butt flavors?
That’s just wonderfully disgusting-lmao Love it!
1 i dont agree with this its refreshing for ppl that work ar fast food to be nice 2 your all wrong, you can only do stuff depending on the manager on shift and then it doesnt matter what the person is like they ALL mess with ur food 😛 (coming from experience)
My real dad was way more uninterested in my than my stepdad.
Now see, if it was a nice lookin blond dripping some juice onto a burger, I’d be happy to eat that. Otherwise, not so much.
A friendly fast-food employee is like a politician who expresses his/her views as vaguely as possible. While the general public may hate this act, it’s actually highly recommended (or even absolutely necessary) in the worker’s particular field.