Legends tells that if you drop popcorn upon the Couch of Doom, and go looking for that popcorn in the Crevasses of Mystery, you’ll find the popcorn you didn’t find last time you ate popcorn.
Unless you are a woman with lots of cleavage….in which case you are fully aware of where that morsel has gone and the fact that you will need to either retrieve it in public or wait till you get home and hope that it is not the only one in there.
And in another universe a housewife is yelling at their children not to eat any chocolate on the sofa (especially not chocolate covered peanuts) and they have no idea what she’s talking about.
The answer is to have a dog who will vacuum up any food you drop. But if it’s chocolate, the dog will get very sick and run up expensive vet bills each time.
Legends tells that if you drop popcorn upon the Couch of Doom, and go looking for that popcorn in the Crevasses of Mystery, you’ll find the popcorn you didn’t find last time you ate popcorn.
Unless you are a woman with lots of cleavage….in which case you are fully aware of where that morsel has gone and the fact that you will need to either retrieve it in public or wait till you get home and hope that it is not the only one in there.
And in another universe a housewife is yelling at their children not to eat any chocolate on the sofa (especially not chocolate covered peanuts) and they have no idea what she’s talking about.
The answer is to have a dog who will vacuum up any food you drop. But if it’s chocolate, the dog will get very sick and run up expensive vet bills each time.
My dog eats chocolate just fine, in small amounts. It’s the grapes you truly have to look out for.
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