Doritos from a feed back is asking for self-induced suffocation. Horses’ mouths are long, so the feed surrounds them. For a human, you’ll need to frequently lean your head back to get more closer to your mouth, which is going to dump cheese dust into your nose.
Not experience with feed bags. I didn’t even know what the term was for those things. But yes, I have a couple times upturned a bag of something small and crumbly/powdered in an effort to get the last few morsels and regretted it when I was covered in bits.
But has your Daughter started treating you like a horse yet? That’s always “fun”. At least you can use your feedbag and get your snack on while playing!
Doritos from a feed back is asking for self-induced suffocation. Horses’ mouths are long, so the feed surrounds them. For a human, you’ll need to frequently lean your head back to get more closer to your mouth, which is going to dump cheese dust into your nose.
Ah!, I take it you speak from experience with that problem?
Not experience with feed bags. I didn’t even know what the term was for those things. But yes, I have a couple times upturned a bag of something small and crumbly/powdered in an effort to get the last few morsels and regretted it when I was covered in bits.
The proper way to eat Doritos is to splay the bag open so it lies completely flat. Then bob your head down and pick up a Dorito and eat it.
You may say, “But opening the bag like that makes it impossible to seal to preserve the freshness of the uneaten Doritos.”
I would reply, “Uneaten Doritos????”
Also, speel chuck knows Doritos but not Dorito.
Im guessing that you live by yourself.
Panel 1 looks kinky as hell.
But has your Daughter started treating you like a horse yet? That’s always “fun”. At least you can use your feedbag and get your snack on while playing!
Barkley, anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFIKU_c7hI
But… will you actually participate in a horse race?
Do you sleep standing up?