Jesus jokes, never tell them if you're a student in a Catholic school, I once drew a diagram showing how Jesus was a Jedi and got a week of detention. I tell you, people act like the guy walked on water or something….
I love the freaking out over crosses but… To be honest, as Easter (or Zombie Day to my family) comes up I expected Zombie jokes (after all… what do you call a day that celebrates some guy coming back from the dead?
Pretty sure you're going to hell for this one. Just letting you know…. It's alright though, I'll be there next to you because I laughed. It looks like the people above are going too, so you'll have a plethora of friends with you.
This is amazing. I can't find sufficient superlatives to express my amusement. I too am hoping for Zombie Jesus this week. It would be excellent. (Also, as an aside, ThinkGeek.com is selling green zombie Easter bunnies. You guys should check them out, they're fabulous.)
See I have a problem with "Zombie" Jesus, Zombies are simply reanimated flesh that is still decaying and gross. Also, transformation is relatively quick, maybe 5-10 seconds after death does the Zombie pop up and try to om some noms. From my Gathering Jesus took what, at least 2 and a half days, because it says he rose on the third, not after the 3 days.
Further more.. He already had some cool powers, but it appears he picked up even more after his resurrection. The Bible talks about how he appeared to his followers over 200 times in a area over 2-3 hundred square miles, So teleportation clearly isn't a Zombie power, unless it's Zombie Nightcrawler. Also, the Bible says Jesus walked into a room the his disciples had locked themselves into, So phasing was a possible.
Zombie Jesus, out of the question. He got too "Suped" up for a Zombie.
I’d say Jesus was the prototype, where the developer wanted to do everything right and show off the possibilities – nowadays Zombies are the quick and cheap “consumer market” versions.
Armo: To be precise Jesus is more of a Lick, he sacrificed his life to get even greater powers as an undead abomination. Seems like he managed dimension-travel as well since he hasn't been seen since.
Um… normally I'm totally cool with the blaspheming, but it's Holy Week. I'm having a little trouble laughing at crosses right now. Maybe this wasn't the best time to run this one?
Not trying to start trouble, but it sounds as if you're only trying not to laugh because you're being religious. Being "holy" for one week doesn't mean anything if you'd laugh any other time. Just let yourself loosen up and laugh at yourself. I'm a firm believer and I do it all the time 🙂 Remember, God isn't that shallow.
No, I was simply being honest about what I'm feeling this week. I'm not too stiff to make fun of religion — I laughed at Life of Brian, and I think Small Gods by Terry Pratchett is hilarious. But hearing the Passion readings at church this week (we had them on Sunday and will have them again Friday) reminds me of the suffering and death that have happened (and still do) in the name of religion. If I had seen this strip two weeks ago, I'm sure I would have laughed and not thought twice. It's just bad timing… it's not funny for me this week.
It's always going to be bad timing for someone… there are plenty who have recently gotten ticketed for having open containers of alcohol who might find the last panel unfunny, but I don't think there's any kind of recent or on-going tragedy that this comic references to make it in bad taste. The comic is having fun with religion, not promoting intolerance.
Besides: I could go either a cynical route or an optimistic one to say that god has a sense of humour ;¬)
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Blasphemy! Woohoo! My favorite form of irony.
Do us a favor and post the hate mail, I want to read it to.
lol yes please do
Blasphelicious!
Pure gold man!! 2'nd panel ftw!!
Jesus jokes, never tell them if you're a student in a Catholic school, I once drew a diagram showing how Jesus was a Jedi and got a week of detention. I tell you, people act like the guy walked on water or something….
your drawing is accurate. in fact, jesus would be a jedi.
INIT!
I went to a Catholic school but never had any trouble like that lol… In fact, I wasn't even Christian, they didn't mind 🙂
catholic and christian are two different things actually… haha.
They're not really. Catholic is a form of Christianity… So what he said was perfectly correct ^^
Actually Catholicism and Christianity are two different things. Catholicism is of Satan. It is a system of man made traditions and idol worship.
Your username is ironic
Well… Yes, but their attitudes toward many things are WAY different. Acting out, for example, or even just acting silly.
I love the freaking out over crosses but… To be honest, as Easter (or Zombie Day to my family) comes up I expected Zombie jokes (after all… what do you call a day that celebrates some guy coming back from the dead?
touche!
I would bring god and his son along. I'd ask him to rewrite that damn book, see what happens.
Aw c'mon, think of all the fun you could have dropping by all the backwoods Biblethumper churches with 'em!
Pretty sure you're going to hell for this one. Just letting you know…. It's alright though, I'll be there next to you because I laughed. It looks like the people above are going too, so you'll have a plethora of friends with you.
Good job Adam, Just in time for Lent too!
The 3rd panel is a masterpiece. It dispelled my belief that I couldn't possibly laugh out loud from a simple comic panel.
Do a religion week!
Your comic is taking Biblical proportions!
This is amazing. I can't find sufficient superlatives to express my amusement. I too am hoping for Zombie Jesus this week. It would be excellent. (Also, as an aside, ThinkGeek.com is selling green zombie Easter bunnies. You guys should check them out, they're fabulous.)
umm the fellas at Explosm.com beat you to that.
its explosm.net
Jesus Bug is growing his van dyke beard? But I conquer, please post the hate mail.
Probably your best goddamn comic ever!
Mmmmm, Juice, Sacrelicious.
Awesome strip! this could easily go for the whole week hahaha
Ugh, I meant to say that I concur.
It was better with conquer. 😉
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Third panel is just awesome! I love it when Jesus bug and God bug make an appearance.
Yes puuuuhleaze post the hate mail!
See I have a problem with "Zombie" Jesus, Zombies are simply reanimated flesh that is still decaying and gross. Also, transformation is relatively quick, maybe 5-10 seconds after death does the Zombie pop up and try to om some noms. From my Gathering Jesus took what, at least 2 and a half days, because it says he rose on the third, not after the 3 days.
Further more.. He already had some cool powers, but it appears he picked up even more after his resurrection. The Bible talks about how he appeared to his followers over 200 times in a area over 2-3 hundred square miles, So teleportation clearly isn't a Zombie power, unless it's Zombie Nightcrawler. Also, the Bible says Jesus walked into a room the his disciples had locked themselves into, So phasing was a possible.
Zombie Jesus, out of the question. He got too "Suped" up for a Zombie.
he's the ultra zombie.. that's why it took him two and a half days to get up.
I’d say Jesus was the prototype, where the developer wanted to do everything right and show off the possibilities – nowadays Zombies are the quick and cheap “consumer market” versions.
Armo: To be precise Jesus is more of a Lick, he sacrificed his life to get even greater powers as an undead abomination. Seems like he managed dimension-travel as well since he hasn't been seen since.
i love you and your comment
To Adam: i meant Lich, sorry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd bet that the haters are even laughing at this one. totally awesome, jesus with a PSP
A PSP? Jesus can't even afford a 3DS? Weaksause, Mr. Christ… weaksauce indeed! It's probably a PSP Go too. C'mon Jesus, you're better than that.
;D
But seriously, this is one of my favourite strips ever! Well played indeed!
Um… normally I'm totally cool with the blaspheming, but it's Holy Week. I'm having a little trouble laughing at crosses right now. Maybe this wasn't the best time to run this one?
Best time ever!
Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.
I didn't, and there's no need to be rude.
Not trying to start trouble, but it sounds as if you're only trying not to laugh because you're being religious. Being "holy" for one week doesn't mean anything if you'd laugh any other time. Just let yourself loosen up and laugh at yourself. I'm a firm believer and I do it all the time 🙂 Remember, God isn't that shallow.
No, I was simply being honest about what I'm feeling this week. I'm not too stiff to make fun of religion — I laughed at Life of Brian, and I think Small Gods by Terry Pratchett is hilarious. But hearing the Passion readings at church this week (we had them on Sunday and will have them again Friday) reminds me of the suffering and death that have happened (and still do) in the name of religion. If I had seen this strip two weeks ago, I'm sure I would have laughed and not thought twice. It's just bad timing… it's not funny for me this week.
It's always going to be bad timing for someone… there are plenty who have recently gotten ticketed for having open containers of alcohol who might find the last panel unfunny, but I don't think there's any kind of recent or on-going tragedy that this comic references to make it in bad taste. The comic is having fun with religion, not promoting intolerance.
Besides: I could go either a cynical route or an optimistic one to say that god has a sense of humour ;¬)
Oh god. Such win on those first few sentences. Good job sir.
I'm not religious, so I can laugh any time! HA HA HA!
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
well quoted! You win one INTERNETS
Pointy-beard Jesus is a sloucher like Daddy.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahaahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AahahahahaAHAHAHAHAH >______________________< good stuff, good stuff…. 😀
LOL!! I Love it!! and just before easter sunday. perfect timing! Love panels 3 and 4, especially. "Pft. yer not the boss of me." priceless!
agreed.
turns his juice box in wine.
XD ahahahahahahahhahahhaahahaaa
I loves it
Hilarious shit! I don't care I'm a jew!
Drunk Jesus FTW!
The last pannel is brilliant, I picture Jesus putting the straw of his juice box through a hole his hand just because he can.
He must have such trouble eating minieggs 🙁
On the tab for the webpage it says "random nonsense 5 days a week" I always thought "ah Adam your cutting yourself short!"
I stand corrected.
I <3 BUG
Nice reference to that free PSP gif.