Wow! This is great and perfect timing for me, I had to resort to this due to putting off doing laundry and it just felt like, well just like you described.
I have a brother who does this, and has for 30 years. It’s just weird. Not to mention the chafing it can cause.
P.S. Golf balls and Hot dogs…subtle, Adam. Subtle.
Second panel was perfection. That’s it exactly. Also:
Like taking Bruce Banner to your mother’s china shop and leaving your backup tranquilizers at home. “Oh please oh please oh please oh please…..”
When I was young and didn’t waste money on clothes that didn’t show I would reserve my underwear for “special occasions” only. Going commando is like growing a beard. In a couple of weeks the chafing (itching) dies down and it’s just normal.
Adam nailed it with the subtle allusions to the subject matter, but managed to keep it PG. Talent!
Side note: As a female, I don’t have experience with this personally, but as a swimmer, I was friends with some of the lifeguards at our pool. One day, one of the guards suddenly stood up, gently swung his hips from side to side, and said “Pat, pat, pat, pat”. I was dense (or naive) to not have any idea what he was talking about. This comic brought back such memories!
It’s too bad that women aren’t drawn visually to male attributes (as far as I know) in the same way as some men are to a woman’s chest for example. If I wear certain types of light and clingy fabrics such as some suit material, it looks like I’m smuggling a ferret in my trousers (this also happens even when I’m wearing boxers of wrong type of material underneath).
That observation also reminds me of a joke.
Man #1 – I tried stuffing a potato down my pants to attract the ladies but it didn’t work.
Man #2 – No?
Man #1 – Yeah. Turns out I was supposed to put it in the front.
You are mistaken, Lance. Of COURSE women are drawn to men’s bodies, just like men enjoy looking at women’s bodies–how else do you think the species has survived this long? Women don’t get pregnant just for the joys of childbirth and sleepless nursing, I can tell you that. It happens because we like sex, and we like thinking about sex, and we damn well like looking at people who make us think about sex; and YES, we do notice your asses and your muscle tone and your hunky stubble and your bulgy manparts (or “trouser ferrets”, as the case may be).
We are generally just a little more subtle about our ogling, is all.
Wow! This is great and perfect timing for me, I had to resort to this due to putting off doing laundry and it just felt like, well just like you described.
Damn. Now I’m gonna hear CLING-CLANG-CLING-CLANG going over and over again in my mind as soon as I walk…
I have a brother who does this, and has for 30 years. It’s just weird. Not to mention the chafing it can cause.
P.S. Golf balls and Hot dogs…subtle, Adam. Subtle.
I could hardly contain myself from bursting out in laughter when I read that… and I am at work right now. Would’ve been awkward.
Also don’t forget “HARD TO PORT” 🙂
Oh, man, the last panel killed me.
“Some drunk guy ruining it for everyone.” Gold
Keep up the good work Adam, you never fail to make me laugh.
Second panel was perfection. That’s it exactly. Also:
Like taking Bruce Banner to your mother’s china shop and leaving your backup tranquilizers at home. “Oh please oh please oh please oh please…..”
Ha! I knew it was pant week!!!
Too funny!
When I was young and didn’t waste money on clothes that didn’t show I would reserve my underwear for “special occasions” only. Going commando is like growing a beard. In a couple of weeks the chafing (itching) dies down and it’s just normal.
Adam nailed it with the subtle allusions to the subject matter, but managed to keep it PG. Talent!
Side note: As a female, I don’t have experience with this personally, but as a swimmer, I was friends with some of the lifeguards at our pool. One day, one of the guards suddenly stood up, gently swung his hips from side to side, and said “Pat, pat, pat, pat”. I was dense (or naive) to not have any idea what he was talking about. This comic brought back such memories!
‘Wearing a cowbell that only you can hear’. nailed it. best line in any comic since i can’t remember when.
Let’s not forget the dragon’s teeth of death (i.e. the zipper)!
That just reminded me of that scene in “There’s Something About Mary” *shudder*
Yeah. It’s so cringe-inducing it doesn’t even follow the “it’s funny when it’s not happening to you” rule.
It’s too bad that women aren’t drawn visually to male attributes (as far as I know) in the same way as some men are to a woman’s chest for example. If I wear certain types of light and clingy fabrics such as some suit material, it looks like I’m smuggling a ferret in my trousers (this also happens even when I’m wearing boxers of wrong type of material underneath).
That observation also reminds me of a joke.
Man #1 – I tried stuffing a potato down my pants to attract the ladies but it didn’t work.
Man #2 – No?
Man #1 – Yeah. Turns out I was supposed to put it in the front.
You are mistaken, Lance. Of COURSE women are drawn to men’s bodies, just like men enjoy looking at women’s bodies–how else do you think the species has survived this long? Women don’t get pregnant just for the joys of childbirth and sleepless nursing, I can tell you that. It happens because we like sex, and we like thinking about sex, and we damn well like looking at people who make us think about sex; and YES, we do notice your asses and your muscle tone and your hunky stubble and your bulgy manparts (or “trouser ferrets”, as the case may be).
We are generally just a little more subtle about our ogling, is all.
Except in youtube comments about David Bowie’s performance in Labyrinth. The ladies’ comments there were not subtle at all, lol.
I shall never know the thrill of that. 😛