But, you got to be able to back flip over a series of fire pits, scale a 30ft wall and then hit a target* with a throwing star in order to get inside for the coupon code.
Can’t you just plug in earbuds/headphones? Heck, make them really cool headphones and go for a heavy metal ninja look. (Working under cover as an assassin for metal bands, punk rockers and fashion designers, so you can blend in with the crowd.)
It’s not that the ninjas are fashionable, it’s that they need headphones to muffle their phone noise, and the only places where a ninja costume paired w/ headphones and metalhead attire are incognito are fashion shows and rock concerts.
Yes, yes, blame it on the phone. But we all know that’s not the real reason you can’t be a ninja, eh?
PS: Where did you get ninja edition of GPS navigation? I have trouble getting directions for a bicycle.
You get it from the black market.
But, you got to be able to back flip over a series of fire pits, scale a 30ft wall and then hit a target* with a throwing star in order to get inside for the coupon code.
*the target may or may not be a guard.
It’s a hidden item.
Ninja Mode is built in, but only a true ninja can find it.
Can’t you just plug in earbuds/headphones? Heck, make them really cool headphones and go for a heavy metal ninja look. (Working under cover as an assassin for metal bands, punk rockers and fashion designers, so you can blend in with the crowd.)
OOooo, Fashion Ninja. Wait a sec, didn’t Grrl Power just do that?
It’s not that the ninjas are fashionable, it’s that they need headphones to muffle their phone noise, and the only places where a ninja costume paired w/ headphones and metalhead attire are incognito are fashion shows and rock concerts.
Classic!
Couldn’t you just leave your phone at home?
How would he play “Fruit Ninja” while waiting for his target to show up?
He needs the GPS.
wait you are actually athletic enough to be a ninja?!
My GPS seems to be in a state of perpetual annoyance, judging by its voice. “Whenever possible, make. A. U-TURN.”
Must be difficult, being a master assassin with a GPS. I’d imagine all the leaping from treetop to treetop makes satellite reception a nightmare.